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  Re: Dicks. benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2018-04-04 22:26 -0400
    Re: Dicks. moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2018-04-05 03:18 +0000
      Simply The Best. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-04-05 00:51 -0700
        Re: Simply The Best. Steve BH <sbharris@gmail.com> - 2018-04-09 15:13 -0700
          Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2018-04-09 16:06 -0700
      Re: Dicks. Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2018-04-05 10:54 +0000
        Re: Dicks. Sergio <invalid@invalid.com> - 2018-04-05 08:29 -0500
    Re: Dicks. Steve BH <sbharris@gmail.com> - 2018-04-04 23:51 -0700

#679982 — Re: Dicks.

On 4/4/2018 8:03 PM, Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
>    Guys care about length, not gerth,
>    because they're selfish and SelfCentered.
> 
>    One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
>    ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> 
>    Another made flying motions, with her hand,
>    saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
> 
>    "WikiPedia.ORG/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect" says:
> 
>      An Italian study of about 3,300 men published in
>      European Urology concluded that flaccid stretched
>      length was measured on average to about 12.5 cm ( 4.9 inches ).
> 
>      An Indian study of 500 men ages 18 to 60 published in
>      the International Journal of Impotence Research found:
> 
>         8.21 cm Flaccid   -- I'm  6.4 cm, like the statue of David.
>        10.88 cm Stretched -- I'm 12.7 cm, 5 inches.
>        13.01 cm Erect.
> 
>    P.S. I like _Natural_ boobs ( and faces ), YoYo or Pert:
>      Jeff-Relf.Me/YoYos.JPG
>      Jeff-Relf.Me/Pert.JPG
> 
> 
EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the 
basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as 
she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!

I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!

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#679990

benj <benj@nobody.net> writes:

>EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

>Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the 
>basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as 
>she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!

>I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!

Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.

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#680005 — Simply The Best.

> > > One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
> > > ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> > > 
> > > Another made flying motions, with her hand,
> > > saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
> 
> Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
> his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
> wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.

No, it was like this, I swear ( 86 Megs ):

  Jeff-Relf.Me/Simply.The.Best--Schitts.Creek.s04e09.MP4

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#680522 — Re: Simply The Best.

On Thursday, April 5, 2018 at 12:51:43 AM UTC-7, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:
> > > > One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
> > > > ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> > > > 
> > > > Another made flying motions, with her hand,
> > > > saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
> > 
> > Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
> > his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
> > wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.
> 
> No, it was like this, I swear ( 86 Megs ):
> 
>   Jeff-Relf.Me/Simply.The.Best--Schitts.Creek.s04e09.MP4

Statue-of-David-Dick is actually a high-class insult. You missed it.

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#680534 — Big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.

> > > > > One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
> > > > > ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> 
> Statue-of-David-Dick is actually a high-class insult.
> You missed it.

I met her at a bar, when she first turned 21, 1989.
We lived together in a fancy apartment, on Queen Anne,
up the hill from the Pier 86 Grain Complex, Elliott Bay.

She was a culinary student, working for a fancy restaurant,
downtown Seattle, near Market Place; I ate good then.

At the time, I was ultra buff, low fat... like David.
She mentioned the statue --- not the dick --
with _great_ enthusiasm; she wasn't joking.

Her girl friends said I was too good looking.
I cheated on her; I was in high demand, then.

Men care about length, and women humor them;
in reality, they want normal dicks, like mine;
big, stretched out girls need girth, not length.

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#680008

Michael Moroney <moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com> wrote:
> benj <benj@nobody.net> writes:
> 
>> EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
> 
>> Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the 
>> basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as 
>> she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!
> 
>> I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!
> 
> Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
> his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
> wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.
> 

He’s been living on the edge for too long. He insists he’s fine, just fine,
but the quiet sexual obsessions are showing the cracks in that pancake
makeup. 

-- 
Odd Bodkin -- maker of fine toys, tools, tables

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#680018

On 4/5/2018 5:54 AM, Odd Bodkin wrote:
> Michael Moroney <moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com> wrote:
>> benj <benj@nobody.net> writes:
>>
>>> EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
>>
>>> Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the 
>>> basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as 
>>> she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!
>>
>>> I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!
>>
>> Rolf sounds exactly like a (virgin) teenaged boy, trying to sound cool to
>> his friends, or maybe deliberately said within earshot of the girl he
>> wants to impress but he winds up grossing her out instead.
>>
> 
> He’s been living on the edge for too long. He insists he’s fine, just fine,
> but the quiet sexual obsessions are showing the cracks in that pancake
> makeup. 
> 

scary running into those people that have too much makeup on, with
cracks in it =>  sexual problems

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#680004

On Wednesday, April 4, 2018 at 7:26:56 PM UTC-7, benj wrote:
> On 4/4/2018 8:03 PM, Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote:
> >    Guys care about length, not gerth,
> >    because they're selfish and SelfCentered.
> > 
> >    One girl said she liked my "Statue of David" dick
> >    ( Jeff-Relf.Me/Statue.of.David.JPG ).
> > 
> >    Another made flying motions, with her hand,
> >    saying my dick was like "SuperMan" -- Motion matters.
> > 
> >    "WikiPedia.ORG/wiki/Human_penis_size#Erect" says:
> > 
> >      An Italian study of about 3,300 men published in
> >      European Urology concluded that flaccid stretched
> >      length was measured on average to about 12.5 cm ( 4.9 inches ).
> > 
> >      An Indian study of 500 men ages 18 to 60 published in
> >      the International Journal of Impotence Research found:
> > 
> >         8.21 cm Flaccid   -- I'm  6.4 cm, like the statue of David.
> >        10.88 cm Stretched -- I'm 12.7 cm, 5 inches.
> >        13.01 cm Erect.
> > 
> >    P.S. I like _Natural_ boobs ( and faces ), YoYo or Pert:
> >      Jeff-Relf.Me/YoYos.JPG
> >      Jeff-Relf.Me/Pert.JPG
> > 
> > 
> EW! Rolf! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!
> 
> Cripes, can you imagine the images I conjure up thinking of you in the 
> basemen with some super ugly liberal babe out there on the left coast as 
> she calls your dick "superman"? Oh my!
> 
> I can feel my brain cells dying off without any help from drugs!

Welcome to normal aging, baby.

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