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  The Nikki tease. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-30 23:48 -0800
    Re: The Nikki tease. Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 14:36 +0000
      Re: The Nikki tease. moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2019-01-31 17:07 +0000
      The Rape Robot. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-31 09:10 -0800
        Re: The Rape Robot. moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2019-01-31 17:22 +0000
          Mike and Odd quote/promote me for free ! Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-31 09:29 -0800
            Re: Mike and Odd quote/promote me for free ! Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 17:37 +0000
              Ants/Bees don't do this. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-31 10:46 -0800
          Re: The Rape Robot. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-01-31 11:32 -0600
        Re: The Rape Robot. Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 17:33 +0000
          Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-31 09:52 -0800
            Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2019-01-31 17:58 +0000
            Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 18:07 +0000
              Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). Sergi o <invaliid@invalid.com> - 2019-01-31 16:36 -0600
                Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 15:38 -0700
                Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 22:49 -0500
                  Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). Serg Io <invvalid@invalid.com> - 2019-02-02 16:28 -0600
                    I'd be a hikikomori, if I could afford it. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-02 15:26 -0800

#725314 — The Nikki tease.

Comedian Nikki Glaser DRAGS a handsome guy into her hotel room, gets naked,
and then gets mad at him when he (shock!) tries to pull out his junk;
and she's so proud of how great it is now, not having to please men.
43 minutes in:  YouTube.COM/watch?v=Xrt7Q8kc_2w

The "Tenga Flip 0 (Zero)" is much better than "The Nikki tease"
because it latches on and won't let go, so you can edge for hours;
and it feels good after nutting too.  Vaseline is my lube.

It never leaks; no mess.

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#725340

<Jeff-Relf.Me  @.> wrote:
> Comedian Nikki Glaser DRAGS a handsome guy into her hotel room, gets naked,
> and then gets mad at him when he (shock!) tries to pull out his junk;
> and she's so proud of how great it is now, not having to please men.
> 43 minutes in:  YouTube.COM/watch?v=Xrt7Q8kc_2w
> 
> The "Tenga Flip 0 (Zero)" is much better than "The Nikki tease"
> because it latches on and won't let go, so you can edge for hours;
> and it feels good after nutting too.  Vaseline is my lube.
> 
> It never leaks; no mess.
> 

Jesus, Jeff, please. 
Look at the title of this group. 
Then ask yourself if that translates to you as a personal diary or a place
to put random thoughts. 

Would you drop trou and take a dump in a public softball field just because
no one stops you?

-- 
Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables

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#725357

Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> writes:

>Jesus, Jeff, please. 
>Look at the title of this group. 
>Then ask yourself if that translates to you as a personal diary or a place
>to put random thoughts. 

>Would you drop trou and take a dump in a public softball field just because
>no one stops you?

Jeff has repeatedly shown that he is totally clueless about the meaning
of the Newsgroups: line. Totally clueless.

He really does seem to think this set of groups (always the same) really
ARE his personal diary.

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#725358 — The Rape Robot.

You (MrOdd) are shoving physics down the throats of lonely men.

You CHOSE to read my thread on what women need/want, these days.

If you're not in a long-term relationship, with complete honesty, monogamy,
fully tested for STDs... women don't want to hear about your dick.
Herpes is no big deal, everyone has it.   Fingering is okay/good.

Happiness is an empty bladder.
  Jeff-Relf.Me/Urethral.Opening.JPG

Women love it when you reach up into the pussy,
and press up ( hitting the bladder ), so they squirt.
You'll need a waterproof "sex" blanket.

> Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables

Nikki Glaser prefers the "Womanizer Pro" because, 
like the "Tenga Flip 0 (Zero)" ( for men ), 
it latches on and won't let go ( using suction ).

Ideally, she'd have some kind of a "rape robot";
so she wouldn't have to do much beyond flipping the "on" Switch.

> > With the Tenga, you can edge for hours;
> > and it feels good after nutting too.  Vaseline is the best lube.
> > It never leaks; no mess.

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#725360 — Re: The Rape Robot.

<snip cluelessness>

Prosecution rests, Your Honor.

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#725361 — Mike and Odd quote/promote me for free !

Mike and Odd quote/promote me for free !

Honestly, I'm not paying them a dime.

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#725367 — Re: Mike and Odd quote/promote me for free !

<Jeff-Relf.Me  @.> wrote:
> Mike and Odd quote/promote me for free !
> 
> Honestly, I'm not paying them a dime.
> 

Calling you out for being an ass is not promoting you. 

You do not have the inherent right to be offensive wherever you go. You do
not have the right to just be ignored if people don’t like what you do in
public. 

Consider other options than sociopathy. 

-- 
Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables

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#725381 — Ants/Bees don't do this.

Mr. Odd told me:
> I don’t like what you do in public. 
> 
> Consider something other than sociopathy, please. 

Somehow, you only see my "vice", not yours.
Your narrative is: " My vice is better than yours ".

Good:  Forcing physics down the throats of lonely men.
Bad:   Understanding/Resolving the #MeToo issue.

"God" (nature) has programmed "you" (us) to eat and procreate 
even when it's counter beneficial to both yourself and society.
Not needing a family is the primary benefit of wealthier societies.

An ordinary housewife, MacKenzie Bezos, 
is about to become the world's richest woman.

If she drags Jeff's ass through court, 
we'll learn about his darker side, dooming him.

We tolerate the rich and the poor, but not polygamists nor incels;
when it comes to marriage, equal OUTCOMES are enforced,
as if no man is better than the next.  Ants/Bees don't do this.

Communism is theft; it requires a STRONG government.
Notionally, communists would steel from "the rich" ( yay, jk );
yet no one can properly define who is "rich" or "poor".

The money game is meaningless, 
as is sitting on the beach, staring into the horizon; 
better to explore the world, via the Internet. 

" Sustained Consumption " is the goal, not truthiness;
so pick your poison, Christianity or pantheism.

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#725362 — Re: The Rape Robot.

Michael Moroney wrote:

><snip cluelessness>
>
>Prosecution rests, Your Honor.

Possibly the kookiest thing that I've ever seen posted was an
assertion that Microsoft was responsible for a "X-Box rape epidemic".

Some kook who called himself "White Spirit".  He also claimed that the
moon landings were faked.

-- 
"[name redacted] will not and cannot deny his support for Microsoft's
X-Box rape epidemic.  He probably supports the Holocaust as well."  -
"White Spirit"

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#725364 — Re: The Rape Robot.

<Jeff-Relf.Me  @.> wrote:
> You (MrOdd) are shoving physics down the throats of lonely men.

If you are a lonely man and don’t want to read about physics, might I
suggest you refrain from habituating a forum devoted to physics? 

> 
> You CHOSE to read my thread on what women need/want, these days.

I CHOOSE to read sci.physics with the expectation that there will be posts
about PHYSICS there. This is exactly analogous to CHOOSING to go to a
softball field to play softball, not to step on a turd you laid down there
on the infield just because no one stopped you. Or if I go to a theater it
is with the expectation of watching a movie, not to encounter you
masturbating in row 3 because you feel you have the right to. 

> 
> If you're not in a long-term relationship, with complete honesty, monogamy,
> fully tested for STDs... women don't want to hear about your dick.
> Herpes is no big deal, everyone has it.   Fingering is okay/good.
> 
> Happiness is an empty bladder.
>   Jeff-Relf.Me/Urethral.Opening.JPG
> 
> Women love it when you reach up into the pussy,
> and press up ( hitting the bladder ), so they squirt.
> You'll need a waterproof "sex" blanket.
> 
>> Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables
> 
> Nikki Glaser prefers the "Womanizer Pro" because, 
> like the "Tenga Flip 0 (Zero)" ( for men ), 
> it latches on and won't let go ( using suction ).
> 
> Ideally, she'd have some kind of a "rape robot";
> so she wouldn't have to do much beyond flipping the "on" Switch.
> 
>>> With the Tenga, you can edge for hours;
>>> and it feels good after nutting too.  Vaseline is the best lube.
>>> It never leaks; no mess.
> 



-- 
Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables

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#725371 — Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).

MrOdd replied:
> > You're shoving physics down the throats of lonely men.
> 
> If you are a lonely man and don’t want to read about physics, might I
> suggest you refrain from habituating a forum devoted to physics ? 

Occasionally, some REALLY GOOD physics is posted here;
Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).

> > You CHOSE to read my thread on what women need/want, these days.
> 
> I CHOOSE to read sci.physics with the expectation that 
> there will be posts about PHYSICS there.

I am not responsible for your physics needs.
If you can't block my posts then you shouldn't be on USENET.

Stop FORCING physics on people who merely want/need some attention.

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#725372 — Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).

Jeff-Relf.Me  @. writes:

Newsgroups: sci.physics, ...

>I am not responsible for your physics needs.
>If you can't block my posts then you shouldn't be on USENET.

>Stop FORCING physics on people who merely want/need some attention.

Totally.
Completely.
Clueless.

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#725375 — Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).

<Jeff-Relf.Me  @.> wrote:
> MrOdd replied:
>>> You're shoving physics down the throats of lonely men.
>> 
>> If you are a lonely man and don’t want to read about physics, might I
>> suggest you refrain from habituating a forum devoted to physics ? 
> 
> Occasionally, some REALLY GOOD physics is posted here;
> Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).
> 
>>> You CHOSE to read my thread on what women need/want, these days.
>> 
>> I CHOOSE to read sci.physics with the expectation that 
>> there will be posts about PHYSICS there.
> 
> I am not responsible for your physics needs.
> If you can't block my posts then you shouldn't be on USENET.
> 
> Stop FORCING physics on people who merely want/need some attention.
> 

Again, I would urge you to find some other forum to satisfy your want/need
for attention. 

Plonk

-- 
Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables

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#725410 — Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).

On 1/31/2019 12:07 PM, Odd Bodkin wrote:
> <Jeff-Relf.Me  @.> wrote:
>> MrOdd replied:
>>>> You're shoving physics down the throats of lonely men.
>>>
>>> If you are a lonely man and don’t want to read about physics, might I
>>> suggest you refrain from habituating a forum devoted to physics ? 
>>
>> Occasionally, some REALLY GOOD physics is posted here;
>> Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).
>>
>>>> You CHOSE to read my thread on what women need/want, these days.
>>>
>>> I CHOOSE to read sci.physics with the expectation that 
>>> there will be posts about PHYSICS there.
>>
>> I am not responsible for your physics needs.
>> If you can't block my posts then you shouldn't be on USENET.
>>
>> Stop FORCING physics on people who merely want/need some attention.
>>
> 
> Again, I would urge you to find some other forum to satisfy your want/need
> for attention. 
> 
> Plonk
> 

agreed,

  *plonk* relf

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#725411 — Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).

On 2019-01-31 3:36 p.m., Sergi o wrote:
> On 1/31/2019 12:07 PM, Odd Bodkin wrote:
>> <Jeff-Relf.Me  @.> wrote:
>>> MrOdd replied:
>>>>> You're shoving physics down the throats of lonely men.
>>>>
>>>> If you are a lonely man and don’t want to read about physics, might I
>>>> suggest you refrain from habituating a forum devoted to physics ?
>>>
>>> Occasionally, some REALLY GOOD physics is posted here;
>>> Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).
>>>
>>>>> You CHOSE to read my thread on what women need/want, these days.
>>>>
>>>> I CHOOSE to read sci.physics with the expectation that
>>>> there will be posts about PHYSICS there.
>>>
>>> I am not responsible for your physics needs.
>>> If you can't block my posts then you shouldn't be on USENET.
>>>
>>> Stop FORCING physics on people who merely want/need some attention.
>>>
>>
>> Again, I would urge you to find some other forum to satisfy your want/need
>> for attention.
>>
>> Plonk
>>
> 
> agreed,
> 
>    *plonk* relf
> 

plonk me too , plonk me too

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#725458 — Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).

On 1/31/2019 5:36 PM, Sergi o wrote:
> On 1/31/2019 12:07 PM, Odd Bodkin wrote:
>> <Jeff-Relf.Me  @.> wrote:
>>> MrOdd replied:
>>>>> You're shoving physics down the throats of lonely men.
>>>>
>>>> If you are a lonely man and don’t want to read about physics, might I
>>>> suggest you refrain from habituating a forum devoted to physics ?
>>>
>>> Occasionally, some REALLY GOOD physics is posted here;
>>> Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).
>>>
>>>>> You CHOSE to read my thread on what women need/want, these days.
>>>>
>>>> I CHOOSE to read sci.physics with the expectation that
>>>> there will be posts about PHYSICS there.
>>>
>>> I am not responsible for your physics needs.
>>> If you can't block my posts then you shouldn't be on USENET.
>>>
>>> Stop FORCING physics on people who merely want/need some attention.
>>>
>>
>> Again, I would urge you to find some other forum to satisfy your want/need
>> for attention.
>>
>> Plonk
>>
> 
> agreed,
> 
>    *plonk* relf
> 
How bigoted and white privileged of you!
Rolf is part of "diversity". Even Basement dwellers deserve social 
justice don't you know?

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#725699 — Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).

On 1/31/2019 9:49 PM, benj wrote:
> On 1/31/2019 5:36 PM, Sergi o wrote:
>> On 1/31/2019 12:07 PM, Odd Bodkin wrote:
>>> <Jeff-Relf.Me  @.> wrote:
>>>> MrOdd replied:
>>>>>> You're shoving physics down the throats of lonely men.
>>>>>
>>>>> If you are a lonely man and don’t want to read about physics, might I
>>>>> suggest you refrain from habituating a forum devoted to physics ?
>>>>
>>>> Occasionally, some REALLY GOOD physics is posted here;
>>>> Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ).
>>>>
>>>>>> You CHOSE to read my thread on what women need/want, these days.
>>>>>
>>>>> I CHOOSE to read sci.physics with the expectation that
>>>>> there will be posts about PHYSICS there.
>>>>
>>>> I am not responsible for your physics needs.
>>>> If you can't block my posts then you shouldn't be on USENET.
>>>>
>>>> Stop FORCING physics on people who merely want/need some attention.
>>>>
>>>
>>> Again, I would urge you to find some other forum to satisfy your
>>> want/need
>>> for attention.
>>>
>>> Plonk
>>>
>>
>> agreed,
>>
>>    *plonk* relf
>>
> How bigoted and white privileged of you!
> Rolf is part of "diversity". Even Basement dwellers deserve social
> justice don't you know?

yea,
but having your mom go get cheese pizza + 24 pack of Pabst beer, while
watchin Laverne & Shirley reruns 24/7, on the basement sofa....
  Rolf like-um Squiggy,

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#725710 — I'd be a hikikomori, if I could afford it.

Serg_Io:
> my mom gets cheese pizza, + 24 pack of Pabst beer, 
> while I watch Laverne & Shirley reruns 24/7 in the basement...

I'd be a hikikomori, if I could afford it;  instead,
I'm busting my ass off, running all over the place,
talking to about 15 people each day, managing a 32 unit rooming house.

  Like an empty bladder, happiness is primal, fleeting.

  "God" (nature) has programmed "you" (us) to eat and procreate 
  even when it's counter beneficial to both yourself and society.
  Not needing a family is the primary benefit of wealthier societies.

  An ordinary housewife, MacKenzie Bezos, 
  is about to become the world's richest woman.

  If she drags Jeff's ass through court, 
  we'll learn about his darker side, dooming him.

  We tolerate the rich and the poor, but not polygamists nor incels;
  when it comes to marriage, equal OUTCOMES are enforced,
  as if no man is better than the next.  Ants/Bees don't do this.

  Communism is theft; it requires a STRONG government.
  Notionally, communists would steel from "the rich" ( yay, jk );
  yet no one can properly define who is "rich" or "poor".

  The money game is meaningless, 
  as is sitting on the beach, staring into the horizon; 
  better to explore the world, via the Internet. 

  " Sustained Consumption " is the goal, not truthiness;
  so pick your poison, Christianity or pantheism.
  The narrative is: " My vice is better than yours ".

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