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Re: The Rape Robot.

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<Jeff-Relf.Me  @.> wrote:
> You (MrOdd) are shoving physics down the throats of lonely men.

If you are a lonely man and don’t want to read about physics, might I
suggest you refrain from habituating a forum devoted to physics? 

> 
> You CHOSE to read my thread on what women need/want, these days.

I CHOOSE to read sci.physics with the expectation that there will be posts
about PHYSICS there. This is exactly analogous to CHOOSING to go to a
softball field to play softball, not to step on a turd you laid down there
on the infield just because no one stopped you. Or if I go to a theater it
is with the expectation of watching a movie, not to encounter you
masturbating in row 3 because you feel you have the right to. 

> 
> If you're not in a long-term relationship, with complete honesty, monogamy,
> fully tested for STDs... women don't want to hear about your dick.
> Herpes is no big deal, everyone has it.   Fingering is okay/good.
> 
> Happiness is an empty bladder.
>   Jeff-Relf.Me/Urethral.Opening.JPG
> 
> Women love it when you reach up into the pussy,
> and press up ( hitting the bladder ), so they squirt.
> You'll need a waterproof "sex" blanket.
> 
>> Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables
> 
> Nikki Glaser prefers the "Womanizer Pro" because, 
> like the "Tenga Flip 0 (Zero)" ( for men ), 
> it latches on and won't let go ( using suction ).
> 
> Ideally, she'd have some kind of a "rape robot";
> so she wouldn't have to do much beyond flipping the "on" Switch.
> 
>>> With the Tenga, you can edge for hours;
>>> and it feels good after nutting too.  Vaseline is the best lube.
>>> It never leaks; no mess.
> 



-- 
Odd Bodkin — Maker of fine toys, tools, tables

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The Nikki tease. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-30 23:48 -0800
  Re: The Nikki tease. Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 14:36 +0000
    Re: The Nikki tease. moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2019-01-31 17:07 +0000
    The Rape Robot. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-31 09:10 -0800
      Re: The Rape Robot. moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2019-01-31 17:22 +0000
        Mike and Odd quote/promote me for free ! Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-31 09:29 -0800
          Re: Mike and Odd quote/promote me for free ! Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 17:37 +0000
            Ants/Bees don't do this. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-31 10:46 -0800
        Re: The Rape Robot. chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-01-31 11:32 -0600
      Re: The Rape Robot. Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 17:33 +0000
        Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-31 09:52 -0800
          Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). moroney@world.std.spaamtrap.com (Michael Moroney) - 2019-01-31 17:58 +0000
          Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). Odd Bodkin <bodkinodd@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 18:07 +0000
            Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). Sergi o <invaliid@invalid.com> - 2019-01-31 16:36 -0600
              Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 15:38 -0700
              Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2019-01-31 22:49 -0500
                Re: Ed Prochak is the best ( I read his posts first ). Serg Io <invvalid@invalid.com> - 2019-02-02 16:28 -0600
                I'd be a hikikomori, if I could afford it. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-02 15:26 -0800

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