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  Does your "smart" phone do this ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 14:29 -0800
    Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-11 17:56 -0500
      Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? % <persent@.gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 16:01 -0700
      Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-11 18:49 -0800
        Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Serg Io <invvalid@invalid.com> - 2019-02-11 21:37 -0600
          Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Bob Robertson <bobrobertsontsy66@gmail.com> - 2019-02-11 21:46 -0600
        Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 09:23 -0500
          Re: Jeff Bezos sent me another fucking DickPic. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 09:31 -0800
          Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 14:41 -0800
            Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 18:25 -0500
              Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 16:32 -0700
              Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 16:20 -0800
                Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-12 19:46 -0500
                  I'm inoculated against women and money. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 18:46 -0800
                  Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 19:20 -0800
                    Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 20:24 -0700
                      PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-12 20:03 -0800
                        Re: PeeScent can't read or write properly, can't Google, etc. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:54 -0700
                      Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-12 22:46 -0800
                    Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-13 09:44 -0500
                      Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 07:55 -0700
                      Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart. Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> - 2019-02-13 13:43 -0800
                      Once a month, maybe. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-13 14:39 -0800
              Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ? "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <burkesbabes@bigass-babes.com> - 2019-02-13 07:19 -0800
    Re: Does your "smart" phone do this ? Melzzzzz <Melzzzzz@zzzzz.com> - 2019-02-12 05:58 +0000

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#727036 — Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.

On 2019-02-13 7:44 a.m., Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 19:20:36 -0800, Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> <...>
> 
>> What the f*** (fuck) is a Tenga jack-off machine?  Is that something you
>> own and use?  I figured you were probably a chronic masturbator, since
>> you lack the social skills to get laid by a human of any sex.
> 
> Relf is the expert on the Tenga Flip Zero (0), not me.
> I've never even saw one. He claims it clamps on and
> doesn't let go and gives him multiple orgasms over a
> five-hour time period.  Like I actually believe that
> shit.
> 
i believe him but then again ,
he showed me with his lips around mine

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#727146 — Re: Your "smart" phone ain't so smart.

Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate!  In article <o3b86elt6c6rdc09mqmfuk5hvuocj5ldch@4ax.com>, 
greghall@yacht_maester.fake says...


¤ 
¤ On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 19:20:36 -0800, Checkmate <ricksabian1@gmail.com> wrote:
¤ 
¤ <...>
¤ 
¤ >What the f*** (fuck) is a Tenga jack-off machine?  Is that something you 
¤ >own and use?  I figured you were probably a chronic masturbator, since 
¤ >you lack the social skills to get laid by a human of any sex.
¤ 
¤ Relf is the expert on the Tenga Flip Zero (0), not me.
¤ I've never even saw one. He claims it clamps on and 
¤ doesn't let go and gives him multiple orgasms over a
¤ five-hour time period.  Like I actually believe that 
¤ shit. 

You've never even saw one?  I Googled it, so I can say I seen one now.

<inside joak for wurdsmiths only>

$100 and it says it's good for up to fifty times.  That's two bucks a 
pop... what happens after that?  This sounds more like a mechanical 
prostitute.

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#727170 — Once a month, maybe.

> Relf is the expert on Tenga's Flip Zero, not me.
> I've never even saw one. He claims it clamps on and 
> doesn't let go and gives him multiple orgasms over a
> five-hour time period.  Like I actually believe that shit. 

It does, but I rarely have the time ( or desire ) to do it;
once a month, maybe.  People are constantly calling me, 
knocking on my door; I have to go out and do things, etc.

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#727042 — Re: Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ?

On 2/12/2019 3:25 PM, Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq. wrote:
> On Tue, 12 Feb 2019 14:41:48 -0800 (Seattle), Jeff-Relf.Me  @. wrote:
> 
>> Greg:
>>>>> My Samsung Galaxy has Google Speech which can be taught anything.
>>>
>>> It typed:  Jeff Bezos sent me another f****** dick pic
>>
>> Did you teach it "dick" ( not "Dick" ) ?
>> Why don't you teach it "fucking" ?
> 
> It has a decency filter engaged.
> You don't really teach Google Speech anything.
> You just talk and it transcribes.
> 
> I guess it knew dick pic was a penis pic
> and not a picture of a fellow named Dick.
> Probably knows Bezos is gay.  LOL!
> 

LOL

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#726839

On 2019-02-11, Jeff-Relf.Me  @. <Jeff-Relf.Me@> wrote:
>> the vast majority of projects are now platform agnostic
>
> Because a RETARDED phone is better than nothing,
> and most people can't even handle that, much less more.
>
> To run the best software, on the best hardware, you need Windows 10.

All I see is that if you want to kill disks, use Windows 10...
>   Jeff-Relf.Me/MouseKeyboardLayout.PNG
>   Jeff-Relf.Me/Diff.PNG
>
> I teach my SpeechToText app how to swear, etc.;
> just today, I taught it "Bezos".
>
> Does your "smart" phone do this ?


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