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Planetary Protection Officer

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First post2017-08-02 09:29 -0700
Last post2017-08-05 18:23 -0700
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  Planetary Protection Officer  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:29 -0700
    Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:34 -0700
      Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:47 -0700
        Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 10:10 -0700
        Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 15:54 -0700
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 10:03 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 10:53 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 11:06 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 11:11 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-03 20:50 -0400
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 20:50 -0700
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-04 09:36 -0400
                    Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:21 -0700
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-05 04:37 -0400
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2017-08-05 13:57 -0700
                        Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 14:48 -0700
                          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2017-08-05 15:14 -0700
                            Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 20:09 -0500
                            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 18:13 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 10:16 -0700
      Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 14:00 +1000
        Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 00:07 -0700
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 17:14 +1000
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Serg io <invalid@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 11:35 -0500
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 17:12 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Serg io <invalid@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 12:51 -0500
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 18:39 +0000
                    Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 18:41 -0500
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:18 -0700
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 10:09 +0000
                        Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 09:08 -0500
                          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 14:19 +0000
                            Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 10:46 -0500
                              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 15:51 +0000
                              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 09:41 -0700
                              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:49 +0200
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:23 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:26 +1000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 10:55 -0500
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:58 +0200
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2017-08-05 21:16 -0400
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-06 15:05 +1000
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 17:36 +0000
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:22 +1000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 11:37 +0000
                  Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 21:56 +1000
                    Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 09:11 -0500
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 15:16 +0000
                        Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 11:05 -0500
                      Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:53 +0200
                        Re: Planetary Protection Officer Ustine Bertrand <ufu@ywwerw.su> - 2017-08-06 09:33 +0000
                          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 13:38 +0200
                    Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 10:04 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:15 -0700
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:30 +1000
    Nine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 13:28 -0700
      Re: Nine year old kid applies for Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 18:23 -0700

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#644012 — Planetary Protection Officer

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-02 09:29 -0700
SubjectPlanetary Protection Officer
Message-ID<5981FDFF.738D@ix.netcom.com>
https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000

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#644014

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-02 09:34 -0700
Message-ID<5981FF02.429C@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644012
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000


Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens


http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254

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#644016

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-02 09:47 -0700
Message-ID<5982020C.2E4B@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644014
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> 
> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> 
> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254



"Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"

"What do you do?"

"I save the earth from aliens!"

"Are you talking about Mexicans?"

"No, aliens from outer space!!"


"What aliens from outer space are you talking about??"


"I don't know, I'm just going along with it..."


"But what are you going to do everyday???"


"I don't know Honey, I'm just going to fuck the secretary...thats what every does at NASA!"

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#644018

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-02 10:10 -0700
Message-ID<5982078E.F59@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644016
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> >
> > Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> >
> > http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> 


It's very easy to find aliens on other planets.

Since all planets out there in the universe have a red surface...

you just need to find another...blue dot.


In other words...if you find another planet with a Blue suface, 

you have found a planet that contains life and aliens living on that planet.


I don't understand why this is so hard for yous to understand?


Ask your local Planetary Protection Officer...

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#644096

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-02 15:54 -0700
Message-ID<59825836.13D3@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644016
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> >
> > Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> >
> > http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> 
> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> 
> "What do you do?"
> 
> "I save the earth from aliens!"


You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the website and they give it to their relative.


You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist (and jobs that will never exist).


But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...


By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job openning to "protect aliens from other space????"


Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"

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#644207

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-03 10:03 -0700
Message-ID<59835764.4BF1@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644096
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > >
> > > Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> > >
> > > http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> >
> > "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> >
> > "What do you do?"
> >
> > "I save the earth from aliens!"
> 
> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the website and they give it to their relative.
> 
> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist (and jobs that will never exist).
> 
> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> 
> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> 
> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"


I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu



okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year 


Now, what I don't understand is you need a
degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
it looks like you have to be a little smart..

but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.


Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe aliens exist on other planets."????

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#644210

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-03 10:53 -0700
Message-ID<59836331.627A@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644207
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > > >
> > > > Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> > > >
> > > > http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > >
> > > "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > >
> > > "What do you do?"
> > >
> > > "I save the earth from aliens!"
> >
> > You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the website and they give it to their relative.


Okay...see who Qualifys:

Qualifications:
https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000


"(2)demonstrated experience planning, executing, or overseeing elements of space programs of national significance."



demonstrated 
experience
planning, executing
of space programs of
'national significance'. 


Translation: You already got into the head of NASA wife's panties. 


or his secretary.



I think the rest of the world don't qualify....

it appears they wrote the job description with someone they *already* have in mind.


You know the ...hack, ..

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#644211

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-03 11:06 -0700
Message-ID<59836639.3CD4@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644207
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > > >
> > > > Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> > > >
> > > > http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > >
> > > "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > >
> > > "What do you do?"
> > >
> > > "I save the earth from aliens!"
> >
> > You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the website and they give it to their relative.
> >
> > You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist (and jobs that will never exist).
> >
> > But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> >
> > By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> >
> > Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> 
> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> 
> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> 
> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> 
> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> 
> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe aliens exist on other planets."????


She's got that look in her eye..

http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7


you know..that glaze look..

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#644213

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-03 11:11 -0700
Message-ID<59836763.5D94@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644211
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > > > >
> > > > > Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> > > > >
> > > > > http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > > >
> > > > "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > > >
> > > > "What do you do?"
> > > >
> > > > "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > >
> > > You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the website and they give it to their relative.
> > >
> > > You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist (and jobs that will never exist).
> > >
> > > But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > >
> > > By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > >
> > > Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> >
> > I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> >
> > okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> >
> > Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> >
> > but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> >
> > Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe aliens exist on other planets."????
> 
> She's got that look in her eye..
> 
> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> 
> you know..that glaze look..




https://news.google.com/news/video/g5ODD_V2XwY/dIrqEduyRovjoJMybhLC37H2ykn3M?hl=en&ned=us

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#644296

From"Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid>
Date2017-08-03 20:50 -0400
Message-ID<om0g4i$3bd$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#644211

The Starmaker wrote:
> The Starmaker wrote:
>>
>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>
>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>
>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
>>>>>
>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
>>>>> Aliens
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
>>>>
>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
>>>>
>>>> "What do you do?"
>>>>
>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
>>>
>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
>>> website and they give it to their relative.
>>>
>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
>>> (and jobs that will never exist).
>>>
>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
>>>
>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
>>>
>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
>>
>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
>>
>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
>>
>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
>>
>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
>>
>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe aliens
>> exist on other planets."????
>
>
> She's got that look in her eye..
>
> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
>
>
> you know..that glaze look..





Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom 
apartment

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#644317

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-03 20:50 -0700
Message-ID<5983EEF5.EDF@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644296
Arc Michael wrote:
> 
> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>
> > >> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>
> > >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>
> > >>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
> > >>>>> Aliens
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "What do you do?"
> > >>>>
> > >>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > >>>
> > >>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
> > >>> website and they give it to their relative.
> > >>>
> > >>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
> > >>> (and jobs that will never exist).
> > >>>
> > >>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > >>>
> > >>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
> > >>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > >>>
> > >>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> > >>
> > >> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > >> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> > >>
> > >> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> > >>
> > >> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > >> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > >> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> > >>
> > >> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> > >>
> > >> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe aliens
> > >> exist on other planets."????
> > >
> > >
> > > She's got that look in her eye..
> > >
> > > http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> > >
> > >
> > > you know..that glaze look..
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
> > apartment
> 
> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?

Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
she was put on earth to feed them.

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#644356

From"Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid>
Date2017-08-04 09:36 -0400
Message-ID<om1t1m$r36$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#644317

The Starmaker wrote:
> Arc Michael wrote:
>>
>> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
>>>>>>>> Aliens
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "What do you do?"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
>>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
>>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist).
>>>>>>
>>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
>>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
>>>>>
>>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
>>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
>>>>>
>>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
>>>>>
>>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
>>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
>>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
>>>>>
>>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
>>>>>
>>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
>>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> She's got that look in her eye..
>>>>
>>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> you know..that glaze look..
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
>>> apartment
>>
>> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
>
> Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
> she was put on earth to feed them.





Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
They knew that cats were superior

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#644484

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-04 23:21 -0700
Message-ID<598563E4.1DEB@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644356
Bast wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> > Arc Michael wrote:
> >>
> >> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
> >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
> >>>>>>>> Aliens
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "What do you do?"
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
> >>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
> >>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist).
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
> >>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> >>>>>
> >>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> >>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> >>>>>
> >>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> >>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> >>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> >>>>>
> >>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
> >>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> She's got that look in her eye..
> >>>>
> >>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> you know..that glaze look..
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
> >>> apartment
> >>
> >> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
> >
> > Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
> > she was put on earth to feed them.
> 
> Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
> Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
> They knew that cats were superior


Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.

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#644494

From"Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid>
Date2017-08-05 04:37 -0400
Message-ID<om3vta$k5$1@dont-email.me>
In reply to#644484

The Starmaker wrote:
> Bast wrote:
>>
>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>> Arc Michael wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth
>>>>>>>>>> from Aliens
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "What do you do?"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
>>>>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't
>>>>>>>> exist (and jobs that will never exist).
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
>>>>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
>>>>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
>>>>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
>>>>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying
>>>>>>> saucers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
>>>>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> She's got that look in her eye..
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you know..that glaze look..
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1
>>>>> bedroom apartment
>>>>
>>>> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
>>>
>>> Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
>>> she was put on earth to feed them.
>>
>> Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
>> Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
>> They knew that cats were superior
>
>
> Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.




Meow ?

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#644624

FromDouble-A <double-a3@hush.com>
Date2017-08-05 13:57 -0700
Message-ID<3590c231-4af6-4931-891d-8e169e4af3d7@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#644484
On Friday, August 4, 2017 at 11:21:32 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> Bast wrote:
> > 
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > Arc Michael wrote:
> > >>
> > >> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
> > >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
> > >>>>>>>> Aliens
> > >>>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> "What do you do?"
> > >>>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
> > >>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
> > >>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist).
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
> > >>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > >>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > >>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > >>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
> > >>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> She's got that look in her eye..
> > >>>>
> > >>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> > >>>>
> > >>>>
> > >>>> you know..that glaze look..
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
> > >>> apartment
> > >>
> > >> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
> > >
> > > Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
> > > she was put on earth to feed them.
> > 
> > Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
> > Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
> > They knew that cats were superior
> 
> 
> Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.


Cats talk to people and to other cats.  I know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings.  If you can make those sounds, cats will know what you mean.  The trick is being able to make those sounds.

Double-A

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#644632

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-05 14:48 -0700
Message-ID<59863D29.3CB3@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644624
Double-A wrote:
> 
> On Friday, August 4, 2017 at 11:21:32 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > Bast wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > Arc Michael wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
> > > >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
> > > >>>>>>>> Aliens
> > > >>>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> "What do you do?"
> > > >>>>>>>
> > > >>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
> > > >>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
> > > >>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist).
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
> > > >>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > > >>>>>>
> > > >>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > > >>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > > >>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > > >>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> > > >>>>>
> > > >>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
> > > >>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> She's got that look in her eye..
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> you know..that glaze look..
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>>
> > > >>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
> > > >>> apartment
> > > >>
> > > >> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
> > > >
> > > > Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
> > > > she was put on earth to feed them.
> > >
> > > Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
> > > Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
> > > They knew that cats were superior
> >
> >
> > Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.
> 
> Cats talk to people and to other cats.  I know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings.  If you can make those sounds, cats will know what you mean.  The trick is being able to make those sounds.
> 
> Double-A

I'm not talking about...sounds, I'm talking about...talking, words, speaking... What 'words' do cats say to other cats????

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#644637

FromDouble-A <double-a3@hush.com>
Date2017-08-05 15:14 -0700
Message-ID<9210245f-326e-4eb3-9c0f-95e1afe0b38f@googlegroups.com>
In reply to#644632
On Saturday, August 5, 2017 at 2:48:33 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> Double-A wrote:
> > 
> > On Friday, August 4, 2017 at 11:21:32 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > Bast wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > Arc Michael wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
> > > > >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
> > > > >>>>>>>> Aliens
> > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>> "What do you do?"
> > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > > > >>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
> > > > >>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
> > > > >>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
> > > > >>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist).
> > > > >>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > > > >>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
> > > > >>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > > > >>>>>>
> > > > >>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > > > >>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > > > >>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > > > >>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> > > > >>>>>
> > > > >>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
> > > > >>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>> She's got that look in her eye..
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>> you know..that glaze look..
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
> > > > >>> apartment
> > > > >>
> > > > >> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
> > > > > she was put on earth to feed them.
> > > >
> > > > Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
> > > > Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
> > > > They knew that cats were superior
> > >
> > >
> > > Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.
> > 
> > Cats talk to people and to other cats.  I know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings.  If you can make those sounds, cats will know what you mean.  The trick is being able to make those sounds.
> > 
> > Double-A
> 
> I'm not talking about...sounds, I'm talking about...talking, words, speaking... What 'words' do cats say to other cats????


Purrrrr
Meow
Pft!

Double-A

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#644690

FromMaryK <nobody@invalid.com>
Date2017-08-05 20:09 -0500
Message-ID<om5q93$1gg8$3@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#644637
On 8/5/2017 5:14 PM, Double-A wrote:
> On Saturday, August 5, 2017 at 2:48:33 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
>> Double-A wrote:
>>>


>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
>>>>>>>> apartment
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
>>>>>> she was put on earth to feed them.
>>>>>
>>>>> Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
>>>>> Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
>>>>> They knew that cats were superior
>>>>

>>>> Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.
>>>
>>> Cats talk to people and to other cats.  I know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings.  If you can make those sounds, cats will know what you mean.  The trick is being able to make those sounds.
>>>
>>> Double-A
>>
>> I'm not talking about...sounds, I'm talking about...talking, words, speaking... What 'words' do cats say to other cats????
> 
> 
> Purrrrr
> Meow
> Pft!
> 
> Double-A
> 

figures,      a Starfarter thread production,

alien cats use only 3 sounds to communicate with other alien cats, 
(stuck up little bastards).

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#644693

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-05 18:13 -0700
Message-ID<59866D4E.6C39@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644637
Double-A wrote:
> 
> On Saturday, August 5, 2017 at 2:48:33 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > Double-A wrote:
> > >
> > > On Friday, August 4, 2017 at 11:21:32 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > Bast wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > > Arc Michael wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
> > > > > >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
> > > > > >>>>>>>> Aliens
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> "What do you do?"
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
> > > > > >>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
> > > > > >>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist).
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
> > > > > >>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > > > > >>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > > > > >>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > > > > >>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
> > > > > >>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> She's got that look in her eye..
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> you know..that glaze look..
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
> > > > > >>> apartment
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
> > > > > > she was put on earth to feed them.
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
> > > > > Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
> > > > > They knew that cats were superior
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.
> > >
> > > Cats talk to people and to other cats.  I know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings.  If you can make those sounds, cats will know what you mean.  The trick is being able to make those sounds.
> > >
> > > Double-A
> >
> > I'm not talking about...sounds, I'm talking about...talking, words, speaking... What 'words' do cats say to other cats????
> 
> Purrrrr
> Meow
> Pft!
> 
> Double-A


Purrrr is not talking, words, speaking
Pft is not talking, words, speaking 


Cats do not say Meow to other cats.

If you hear a cat screaming for hours the word "Meow"...the cat is not
talking to other cats, it's calling on a human being.


Don't you know what "Meow" means????


You say you "know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings, but you
certaintly don't know what "Meow" means and when it is used.



Come on, i thought you were the cat whisperer...

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#644581

FromThe Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Date2017-08-05 10:16 -0700
Message-ID<5985FD72.48ED@ix.netcom.com>
In reply to#644211
The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > > > >
> > > > > Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from Aliens
> > > > >
> > > > > http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > > >
> > > > "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > > >
> > > > "What do you do?"
> > > >
> > > > "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > >
> > > You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the website and they give it to their relative.
> > >
> > > You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist (and jobs that will never exist).
> > >
> > > But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > >
> > > By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > >
> > > Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> >
> > I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> >
> > okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> >
> > Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> >
> > but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> >
> > Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe aliens exist on other planets."????
> 
> She's got that look in her eye..
> 
> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> 
> you know..that glaze look..


YOU know Who gets the job...I predict...some hussy pretty young girl that puts out.


(he promised her the job if she doesn't squeal on the wife.)



He tells her: "I pomise you a job here paying over a hundered thousand dollars a year!"

She says, "What do I do?"

He says, "Doing what you always do, sit around doing your nails and waiting around for me to fuck you."

She says, "Do I have to read Emails?"

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