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Re: Planetary Protection Officer

From "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid>
Newsgroups sci.physics, sci.physics.relativity, rec.arts.sf.written, alt.astronomy
Subject Re: Planetary Protection Officer
Date 2017-08-05 04:37 -0400
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <om3vta$k5$1@dont-email.me> (permalink)
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The Starmaker wrote:
> Bast wrote:
>>
>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>> Arc Michael wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth
>>>>>>>>>> from Aliens
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "What do you do?"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
>>>>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't
>>>>>>>> exist (and jobs that will never exist).
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
>>>>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
>>>>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
>>>>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
>>>>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying
>>>>>>> saucers.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
>>>>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> She's got that look in her eye..
>>>>>>
>>>>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> you know..that glaze look..
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1
>>>>> bedroom apartment
>>>>
>>>> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
>>>
>>> Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
>>> she was put on earth to feed them.
>>
>> Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
>> Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
>> They knew that cats were superior
>
>
> Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.




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Planetary Protection Officer  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:29 -0700
  Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-02 09:34 -0700
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            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 11:11 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-03 20:50 -0400
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-03 20:50 -0700
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-04 09:36 -0400
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:21 -0700
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer "Bast" <fakename@nomail.invalid> - 2017-08-05 04:37 -0400
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2017-08-05 13:57 -0700
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                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2017-08-05 15:14 -0700
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 20:09 -0500
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    Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 14:00 +1000
      Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 00:07 -0700
        Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-04 17:14 +1000
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Serg io <invalid@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 11:35 -0500
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 17:12 +0000
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Serg io <invalid@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 12:51 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 18:39 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-04 18:41 -0500
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                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 10:09 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 09:08 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 14:19 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 10:46 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 15:51 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 09:41 -0700
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:49 +0200
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-04 23:23 -0700
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:26 +1000
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 10:55 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:58 +0200
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer benj <benj@nobody.net> - 2017-08-05 21:16 -0400
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-06 15:05 +1000
          Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-04 17:36 +0000
            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:22 +1000
              Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 11:37 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 21:56 +1000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 09:11 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Otten Schneijders <jii@pouartj.op> - 2017-08-05 15:16 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer MaryK <nobody@invalid.com> - 2017-08-05 11:05 -0500
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 10:53 +0200
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Ustine Bertrand <ufu@ywwerw.su> - 2017-08-06 09:33 +0000
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2017-08-06 13:38 +0200
                Re: Planetary Protection Officer The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-08-05 10:04 -0700
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            Re: Planetary Protection Officer Sylvia Else <sylvia@not.at.this.address> - 2017-08-05 16:30 +1000
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