Re: DNA test results

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From	djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt)
Subject	Re: DNA test results
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In article <XnsA9887A26A6491taustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
>djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) wrote in
>news:pH9sBC.1sH1@kithrup.com: 
>
>> In article <XnsA9886C14CEECCtaustincagmailcom@69.16.179.43>,
>> Ninapenda Jibini  <taustinca@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> wrote in news:pr0tvm$1gl9$3
>>>@gioia.aioe.org:
>>>
>>>> On 10/26/2018 11:58 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>>>>> i can buy a DNA test at Walmart...
>>>>> 
>>>>> but, but...
>>>>> 
>>>>> but what would it find?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> maybe i got some....cousins who are monkies?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> maybe, maybe...
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> I got some Martian ancestors!
>>>>> 
>>>> Would find large amounts of Neanderthal DNA, Bozo.
>>>> 
>>>You're an optomist, aren't you?
>> 
>> Many, if not most, people of European descent have a *little*
>> Neanderthal DNA.
>
>That was not the insult I was aiming for. I have doubts that 
>Starmaker's DNA is that close to vertebrate, much less mammal.

Well, s/he's got to have fingers, at least.  And probably, eyes.

So likeliest, s/he's either a vertebrate or a cephalopod.

Caution: thread drift ahead ...

There's an episode of _Doctor Who_ called "The Lazarus
Experiment."  The eponymous Professor Lazarus, at the age of 76,
invents a gizmo that reduces his age to thirty or so (I could
look up the actor's age at the time of filming, but I won't).
But the technique is unstable, and he keeps morphing into a
mixture of humanoid and scorpion.

And the Doctor says, "He's regressing back to an ancestral form."

But vertebrates are deuterostomes, and arthropods are protostomes
(look them up at your leisure), and to find a common ancestor you
would have to regress back to the Urbilaterian (look him up too),
which no one has found any traces of, though some of the
Edicarian fauna *might* serve, if we had more specimens.

So every time I watch it, and it's one of my favorite episodes, I
keep muttering, "It's not *science* fiction, it's Doctor Who."

-- 
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com
www.kithrup.com/~djheydt/

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DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-26 20:58 -0700
  Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 01:44 -0400
    Re: DNA test results Frank <"frank "@frank.net> - 2018-10-27 09:26 -0400
      Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 09:03 -0700
    Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:24 -0700
    Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:34 -0700
    Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:37 +0000
      Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-27 18:21 +0000
        Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 19:00 +0000
          Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-27 20:57 +0000
            Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:28 -0400
              Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 09:29 +0100
              Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 14:45 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 16:06 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 22:45 +0000
            Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 22:35 +0000
              Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-27 16:00 -0700
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 03:39 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-27 22:40 -0700
                Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 09:19 -0400
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 14:48 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-28 09:35 -0700
                Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 11:01 -0700
                Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 14:38 -0400
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 20:29 +0000
                Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-28 13:46 -0700
                Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-28 13:53 -0700
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-28 20:17 +0000
                Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 16:39 -0400
                Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 14:52 -0700
                Re: DNA test results Double-A <double-a3@hush.com> - 2018-10-28 15:30 -0700
                Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 10:23 -0700
                Re: DNA test results Dimensional Traveler <dtravel@sonic.net> - 2018-10-28 19:37 -0700
                Re: DNA test results djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2018-10-29 04:44 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 22:30 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 23:36 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-28 23:46 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-29 00:02 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 05:16 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Ninapenda Jibini <throbbingsausage@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 05:15 +0000
                Re: DNA test results Thomas 'PointedEars' Lahn <PointedEars@web.de> - 2018-10-29 20:00 +0100
                Re: DNA test results Jibini Kula Tumbili Kujisalimisha <taustinca@gmail.com> - 2018-10-29 12:52 -0700
                Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-30 22:53 -0700
            Re: DNA test results J. Clarke <jclarke.873638@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 19:13 -0400
            Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 17:12 -0700
        Re: DNA test results benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2018-10-27 17:16 -0400
        Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 17:10 -0700
  Re: DNA test results The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2018-10-27 09:13 -0700
  Re: DNA test results "reber G=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2018-10-28 11:02 -0700

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