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| Subject | Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! |
| References | (3 earlier) <1mkpnie.yf92cp1cikqhmN%snipeco.2@gmail.com> <g07dfb54l98654n4pposjauedf18ug5a42@4ax.com> <3ee1f187c354293b7fc1efb274be0927@dizum.com> <5vfdfb19eidfpgc7fctdef19f6mc11d3ka@4ax.com> <8986f6e5e1db941dc94f534f9ad05412@dizum.com> |
| Date | 2016-03-27 00:49 -0400 |
| From | "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> |
| Organization | AUKTard Polizia |
| Message-ID | <op.yeyvorvatm21m2@benson.localhost> (permalink) |
Cross-posted to 2 groups.
On Sun, 27 Mar 2016 00:08:20 -0400, Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler
Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>
> Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in
> <news:5vfdfb19eidfpgc7fctdef19f6mc11d3ka@4ax.com> did thusly jump head
> first into the wood chipper again:
>
>> FNVWe stomped a retard's brain flat. Again:
>
>>> Bite My Shiny Metal Ass (aka Shiny Tinfoil Spankard), in
>
>>>> It was 323/24 = 11.3 dB. Fakey will bleat (again) that i
>>>> had to count his lines, but headers never lie.
>
>>> Now you'll have to explain why you're so pwned your counting
>>> lines,
>
>> ROFL! You are so predictable, and so obliging, Fakey.
>
> Translation:
> "Oh shit! He caught me being so obsessed and pwned that I'm counting
> lines again, except I'm too retarded to actually count just the lines
> that he wrote, so I rely upon the total line count. I'm a mathematical
> moron, that's confirmed. I wish I could be right just once."
>
> <snicker>
>
>>> *and* you're so stupid you think the total line count
>>> represents the number of lines I'd written, Mathematical Moron. LOL
>
>> No, we are all quite aware you fill your posts with
>> recycled screed. Not something to be proud of, but
>> whatever flotes your Lote. Bwahahaha!!
>
> Non sequitur, Mathematical Moron. You're taking the total line count
> as the amount I wrote, including all text written by others... because
> you're a Mathematical Moron. And you're a pwned line-counting
> dB-calculating spankard. LOL
>
>>>> I don't buy his different-color story. The original pic
>>>> looks dark green, fakey's version ("his" car) looks more
>>>> like dark blue-green, but definately not black. Whatever,
>>>> it's not that hard to edit color.
>
>>> Which I can't do with Paint.
>
>> Nobody said you were using Paint. Unless you said it,
>> which pretty much proves you were not using Paint.
>
> That's all I have, so that would be all I would have to use, Shiny
> Tinfoil Spankard. Logic must love kicking your ass, as often as it
> does it. LOL
>
>>> In case you hadn't noticed from my
>>> otherwise hilarious Trailer Trash Tony pics, I'm not artistic in the
>
>> Nope, i didn't see them. Did they have any Lotii in
>> them?
>
> Non sequitur as means of running away from my demonstrated lack of
> artistic ability noted, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard. Do you believe lying
> is a good way to cover up your moronity, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? LOL
>
>>>> The apparent different "angle" is just because it's
>>>> vertically stretched. Clearly they are from the same
>>>> pic.
>
>>> And the different angle between the "speckles" and the car badge
>>> between the two pics, Shiny Tinfoil Brain? If it'd been "vertically
>>> stretched", that angle would still remain the same... and you'll note
>>> my photo is *narrower* vertically than DildoRider's GoogleRaped image.
>
>> Of course "your" photo is narrower.
>
> Wrong. It's wider. I took the photo at a shallower angle to the car.
> You'll also note the height of the two badges is the same... if my
> photo had been jiggered with, the height of the badge would be
> different. Moron. LOL
>
>> You cropped it,
>
> I cut the bottom off to cut out my fingers from the picture. You
> morons don't even know my race. You're chasing a ghost. But don't let
> that stop you from raping Google day and night, Spankard Obsesso. LOL
>
>> because you were trying to be sneaky. Oops!
>
> And how does the *angle* *between* *the* *"speckles"* *and* *the*
> *badge* change, Shiny Tinfoil Spankard? That'd be the same if they
> were the same photo, Moron.
>
> And how about the fact that the "speckles" that DildoRider red-circled
> in each photo are the *same* *size*? If my photo had been jiggered
> with, those would have been *smaller* in my photo, but they were the
> same size, because DildoRider copy-n-pasted them from the dark forest
> green paint photo to my photo, thinking he could be a sleazy lying
> stalking shitbag. He's desperate to justify his months-long 24/7
> creeper stalking of his Usenet Lord and Master, because I drop-kicked
> his retarded ass across Usenet repeatedly and proved that Robert
> Michael Wolfe of Pittsburgh, PA is not only a Mathematical Mega-Moron,
> but that he's a creepy stalking lying photofuckering shitbag. LOL
>
>> What other Fakey Lotus Lies do you have to discuss? Oh...
>
> Have you figured out that sin^2 is a sinusoid yet, Mathematical Moron?
> LOL
what's the MEAN of sin^2, noLotus?
>
>> how bout a pic of your Lotus fire extinguisher?
>
> How about you stop running away from all that SPNAK!age you've taken,
> Coward? LOL
how bout a pic of your Lotus fire extinguisher?
>
> Have you figured out that formulas are math yet, Mathematical Moron?
> LOL
what's the MEAN of sin^2, noLotus?
>
>> --
>> "Water has *no* 'negative poles' "
>> --His Nibs reveals the shocking discovery that the
>> water molecule is an electrical monopole.
>
> Still trying to figure out what makes a dipole a dipole, Shiny Tinfoil
> Spankard? LOL
>
> You're the *moron* who k'lamed the water molecule had 2 positive poles
> and 2 negative poles which is blither-blather from a moron. LOL
>
> <http://www1.lsbu.ac.uk/water/water_molecule.html>
> ==================================================
> Ab initio calculations on isolated molecules, however, do not confirm
> the presence of significant directed electron density where lone pairs
> are expected. The negative charge is more evenly smeared out along the
> line between where these lone pairs would have been expected, and lies
> closer to the center of the O-atom than the centers of positive charge
> on the hydrogen atoms (as left).
>
> Early 5-point molecular models, with explicit negative charge where
> the lone pairs are purported to be, fared poorly in describing
> hydrogen bonding, but more recent models show some promise. Although
> there is no apparent consensus of opinion [116], such descriptions of
> substantial sp3-hybridized lone pairs in the isolated water molecule
> should perhaps be avoided [117], as an sp2-hybridized structure (plus
> a pz orbital) is indicated.
> ==================================================
>
> <http://www1.lsbu.ac.uk/water/images/molecul2.gif>
>
> The *difference* in electronegativity between the O and H atoms,
> combined with the molecule's bent geometric configuration, gives water
> its dipolar properties.
>
> Aren't you the *moron* who k'lamed that water is tetrahedral, like
> methane? LOL!
>
> SPNAK!
>
> I bet you wish you could be right just once, huh, Moron.
>
> <snicker>
>
--
the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160324102816/http://i.imgur.com/S1Xr5PO.png
-
"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://imgur.com/a/yMFsu
-
FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>
">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>> phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>> voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)
Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking
*moron*?
"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""
it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds. it says that you're in denial
about the inversion of your AC legs.
http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png
http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf
on page 2:
** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)
*COUGH*
SPNAK!!
-
i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>
-
snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:
- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:
http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html
place those files in a directory and save this file as
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.
compiles with:
gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++
run with:
./a.out
enjoy the LULZ ;)
*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>
using namespace std;
int main(){
//float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
//float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);
float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
float_precision t=float_precision(0); // time variable
float_precision sum=float_precision(0); // sum of SnickerTurd's
ridiculous sinewave mess
float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25); //
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
float_precision PI;
PI =_float_table(_PI,25);
// this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
while(sum < snickerPrediction){
// fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))
+
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));
// perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh
snickerTurds
if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
}
t = t+STEP;
}
/*
Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"
Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves
never reaches that. They never reach their max values at the same time.
That's how stupid you are.
Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"
Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when
summed.
the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.
*/
cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
-
Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>
-
Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
<snicker>
Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL
<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">
on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*
*hell doesn't exist. hope everybody is having a productive evening.
-
http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg
http://cafepress.com/kooktown
http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg
-
If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public. :)
if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2
-
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd
-
Coming soon! To a newsgroup near you!:
$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot> I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account? <snicker>
You> Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot> Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot> Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot> Fag!
(just as useful as the original!)
-
snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden
service. It's not rocket science.
_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._ (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a
kiddie pr0n network.)
That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."
-
Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016
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Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-25 23:49 +0800
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-25 18:34 +0100
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 02:25 +0800
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 06:43 +0100
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-03-26 08:59 +0000
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-26 22:35 +0800
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-26 17:04 +0100
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-26 11:05 -0600
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-27 01:10 +0800
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 06:08 +0200
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 00:49 -0400
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 07:34 +0200
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-27 02:12 -0400
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-27 18:08 +0200
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-27 10:45 -0600
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Bite My Shiny Metal Ass <bender@the.future> - 2016-03-28 04:46 +0800
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! "Bill (not Jillians) DoW #5" <noemail@none.not> - 2016-03-27 17:11 -0400
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 15:36 -0700
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-03-27 18:46 -0400
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 00:27 -0400
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-28 08:49 +0200
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 03:14 -0400
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 05:38 -0600
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-03-28 18:27 +0200
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 13:21 -0600
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 05:36 -0600
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-28 08:34 -0700
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 12:44 -0400
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-28 10:20 -0700
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-03-28 12:54 -0400
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Skeet <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2016-03-28 13:21 -0600
Re: it's a whole gallery of "fakey's car"! Mustaffa Sheboygan <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-03-27 21:40 -0700
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