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Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ).

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On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 14:07:29 -0800, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!  In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>,
> vallor@cultnix.org says...
> 
> 
> #
> # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
> #
> # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by # > Checkmate!  In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>,
> # > vallor@cultnix.org says...
> # >
> # >
> # > #
> # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote:
> # > #
> # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote:
> # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:
> # > # >>
> # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >>
> # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook.
> # > # >>
> # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian # >
> steakhouse # >> too."
> # > # >>
> # > # >> Boy, was my face red.
> # > # >>
> # > # > i'm missing something #
> # > # I thought they were talking about something like these
> meat-on-a-spit # > things:
> # > #
> # > #    https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl #
> # > #
> # >
> https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/
2j-1460x876/
> # v1/c700x420.jpg # > #
> # > # Apparently, they weren't.
> # >
> # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing.
> #
> # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of
> what # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but
> I'm not # well-versed in such things.
> 
> I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing
> somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to
> trying.

That sounds like it could cause painful scarring.

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Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 13:23 -0800
  Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Jeff-Relf.Me@ - 2019-01-19 14:32 -0700
    I can edge for hours. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 13:45 -0800
      PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ). Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 14:04 -0800
        Re: PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ). Jeff-Relf.Me@. - 2019-01-19 15:15 -0700
    Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-19 21:51 +0000
      Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 14:53 -0700
        Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-19 22:01 +0000
          Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 15:07 -0700
            Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-19 22:26 +0000
              Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 15:30 -0700
              PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 15:00 -0800
                Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Peter Köhlmann <peter-koehlmann@t-online.de> - 2019-01-20 00:05 +0100
                PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 15:10 -0800
                Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:14 -0700
                Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2019-01-19 16:19 -0700
                Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:13 -0700
                Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2019-01-19 16:08 -0700
                Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-01-19 18:09 -0500
                Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:15 -0700
                Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:13 -0700
          Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Amanda KoXXX <iscariot694me@simplivr4.org> - 2019-01-19 22:29 +0000
          Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 01:27 -0800
            Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-21 20:15 +0000
              Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 14:07 -0800
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 17:20 -0700
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 20:10 -0500
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 18:44 -0800
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 20:03 -0700
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 20:59 -0800
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2019-01-22 04:36 -0700
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-22 02:16 +0000
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 18:29 -0800
                Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 19:34 -0700
              Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2019-01-22 19:20 -0500
      Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Amanda KoXXX <iscariot694me@simplivr4.org> - 2019-01-19 21:55 +0000
      Bungee Dance Fitness. Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-01-19 14:51 -0800

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