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| First post | 2019-01-19 13:23 -0800 |
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Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-01-19 13:23 -0800
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Jeff-Relf.Me@ - 2019-01-19 14:32 -0700
I can edge for hours. Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-01-19 13:45 -0800
PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ). Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-01-19 14:04 -0800
Re: PeeScent ( not Amanda nor me ). Jeff-Relf.Me@. - 2019-01-19 15:15 -0700
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-19 21:51 +0000
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 14:53 -0700
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-19 22:01 +0000
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 15:07 -0700
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-19 22:26 +0000
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 15:30 -0700
PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-01-19 15:00 -0800
Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Peter Köhlmann <peter-koehlmann@t-online.de> - 2019-01-20 00:05 +0100
PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-01-19 15:10 -0800
Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:14 -0700
Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2019-01-19 16:19 -0700
Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:13 -0700
Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2019-01-19 16:08 -0700
Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-01-19 18:09 -0500
Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:15 -0700
Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-19 16:13 -0700
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Amanda KoXXX <iscariot694me@simplivr4.org> - 2019-01-19 22:29 +0000
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 01:27 -0800
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-21 20:15 +0000
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 14:07 -0800
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 17:20 -0700
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 20:10 -0500
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 18:44 -0800
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 20:03 -0700
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 20:59 -0800
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> - 2019-01-22 04:36 -0700
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2019-01-22 02:16 +0000
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> - 2019-01-21 18:29 -0800
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-01-21 19:34 -0700
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2019-01-22 19:20 -0500
Re: Happiness is an empty bladder ( not a warm gun ). Amanda KoXXX <iscariot694me@simplivr4.org> - 2019-01-19 21:55 +0000
Bungee Dance Fitness. Jeff-Relf.Me @. - 2019-01-19 14:51 -0800
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| From | % <persent@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2019-01-19 16:13 -0700 |
| Subject | Re: PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. |
| Message-ID | <btt0fd.fl0.17.3@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #724029 |
On 2019-01-19 4:00 p.m., Jeff-Relf.Me@. wrote: > Scott replied: >>> there's something wrong with your first posted web site , >>> and not as a way to blame you but this is why , >>> i don't go to posted web sites >> >> It should fill out a search on google images, allowing you to click >> the search button to see the images. >> On the images site, where the images live. > > PeeScent is unimaginably illiterate; he can't use a browser. > > That's how you know if a post is from him, impersonating me. > i just wanted to show you that , when i want you to answer me you will do as i say , and you did that in spades , sucker
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| From | Amanda KoXXX <iscariot694me@simplivr4.org> |
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| Date | 2019-01-19 22:29 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <q208ci$13md$4@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #723996 |
On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 22:01:49 +0000, vallor wrote: > On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: > >> On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: >>> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: >>> >>>> i push things up my bum >>> >>> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. >>> >>> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian steakhouse >>> too." >>> >>> Boy, was my face red. >>> >> i'm missing something > > I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit > things: > > https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl > > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/ 2j-1460x876/v1/c700x420.jpg > > Apparently, they weren't. I had to google it. New to me.
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| From | Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 01:27 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.36af306b4bd4f6a996099@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #723996 |
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, vallor@cultnix.org says... # # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: # # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: # >> # >>> i push things up my bum # >> # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. # >> # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian steakhouse # >> too." # >> # >> Boy, was my face red. # >> # > i'm missing something # # I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit things: # # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # # https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/v1/c700x420.jpg # # Apparently, they weren't. Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2018 all rights reserved AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017 "There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke." "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me>
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| From | vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 20:15 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net> |
| In reply to | #724197 |
On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, > vallor@cultnix.org says... > > > # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: > # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: > # >> > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. > # >> > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian > steakhouse # >> too." > # >> > # >> Boy, was my face red. > # >> > # > i'm missing something # > # I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit > things: > # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # > # > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/ v1/c700x420.jpg > # > # Apparently, they weren't. > > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of what was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but I'm not well-versed in such things. -- -v
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| From | Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 14:07 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.36afe280631673249960a9@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #724212 |
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, vallor@cultnix.org says... # # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: # # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, # > vallor@cultnix.org says... # > # > # > # # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: # > # # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: # > # >> # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. # > # >> # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian # > steakhouse # >> too." # > # >> # > # >> Boy, was my face red. # > # >> # > # > i'm missing something # # > # I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit # > things: # > # # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # # > # # > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/ # v1/c700x420.jpg # > # # > # Apparently, they weren't. # > # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. # # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of what # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but I'm not # well-versed in such things. I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to trying. -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2018 all rights reserved AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017 "There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke." "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me>
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| From | % <persent@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 17:20 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <bu2d5h.s4q.17.7@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #724228 |
On 2019-01-21 3:07 p.m., Checkmate wrote: > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, > vallor@cultnix.org says... > > > # > # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: > # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... > # > > # > > # > # > # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: > # > # > # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: > # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: > # > # >> > # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> > # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. > # > # >> > # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian > # > steakhouse # >> too." > # > # >> > # > # >> Boy, was my face red. > # > # >> > # > # > i'm missing something # > # > # I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit > # > things: > # > # > # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # > # > # > # > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/ > # v1/c700x420.jpg > # > # > # > # Apparently, they weren't. > # > > # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. > # > # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of what > # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but I'm not > # well-versed in such things. > > I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing > somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to > trying. > it's an old joke
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| From | benj <benj.fake@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 20:10 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <q25qhm$1rrt$1@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #724237 |
On 1/21/2019 7:20 PM, % wrote: > On 2019-01-21 3:07 p.m., Checkmate wrote: >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >> Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, >> vallor@cultnix.org says... >> >> >> # >> # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: >> # >> # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading >> posts by >> # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, >> # > vallor@cultnix.org says... >> # > >> # > >> # > # >> # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: >> # > # >> # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: >> # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: >> # > # >> >> # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> >> # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. >> # > # >> >> # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian >> # > steakhouse # >> too." >> # > # >> >> # > # >> Boy, was my face red. >> # > # >> >> # > # > i'm missing something # >> # > # I thought they were talking about something like these >> meat-on-a-spit >> # > things: >> # > # >> # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # >> # > # >> # > >> https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/ >> # v1/c700x420.jpg >> # > # >> # > # Apparently, they weren't. >> # > >> # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. >> # >> # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of what >> # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but I'm not >> # well-versed in such things. >> >> I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing >> somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to >> trying. >> > it's an old joke come on guys, a "spinner" is serious business! Imagine a basket on a rope with bottom cut out containing a cute naked babe. The basket is slowly lowered onto the awaiting er participant and thence given a good spin! Classic sit and spin!
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| From | Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 18:44 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.36b02379990a6cda9960bd@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #724237 |
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! In article <bu2d5h.s4q.17.7@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... # # On 2019-01-21 3:07 p.m., Checkmate wrote: # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # > Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, # > vallor@cultnix.org says... # > # > # > # # > # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: # > # # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # > # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, # > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... # > # > # > # > # > # > # # > # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: # > # > # # > # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: # > # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: # > # > # >> # > # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> # > # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. # > # > # >> # > # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian # > # > steakhouse # >> too." # > # > # >> # > # > # >> Boy, was my face red. # > # > # >> # > # > # > i'm missing something # # > # > # I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit # > # > things: # > # > # # > # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # # > # > # # > # > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/ # > # v1/c700x420.jpg # > # > # # > # > # Apparently, they weren't. # > # > # > # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. # > # # > # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of what # > # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but I'm not # > # well-versed in such things. # > # > I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing # > somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to # > trying. # > # it's an old joke Well there you have it, then. That's a relief, because if I had actually thought it up, that would be a little too freaky-deeky, even for me. -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2018 all rights reserved AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017 "There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke." "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me>
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| From | % <persent@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 20:03 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <bu2mnj.m80.17.1@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #724266 |
On 2019-01-21 7:44 p.m., Checkmate wrote: > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate! In article <bu2d5h.s4q.17.7@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com > says... > > > # > # On 2019-01-21 3:07 p.m., Checkmate wrote: > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > # > Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... > # > > # > > # > # > # > # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: > # > # > # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > # > # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, > # > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... > # > # > > # > # > > # > # > # > # > # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: > # > # > # > # > # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: > # > # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: > # > # > # >> > # > # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> > # > # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. > # > # > # >> > # > # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian > # > # > steakhouse # >> too." > # > # > # >> > # > # > # >> Boy, was my face red. > # > # > # >> > # > # > # > i'm missing something # > # > # > # I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit > # > # > things: > # > # > # > # > # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # > # > # > # > # > # > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/ > # > # v1/c700x420.jpg > # > # > # > # > # > # Apparently, they weren't. > # > # > > # > # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. > # > # > # > # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of what > # > # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but I'm not > # > # well-versed in such things. > # > > # > I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing > # > somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to > # > trying. > # > > # it's an old joke > > Well there you have it, then. That's a relief, because if I had actually > thought it up, that would be a little too freaky-deeky, even for me. > i wish i could remember how it went
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| From | Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 20:59 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.36b042f86946fbc59960bf@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #724270 |
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! In article <bu2mnj.m80.17.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com says... # # On 2019-01-21 7:44 p.m., Checkmate wrote: # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # > Checkmate! In article <bu2d5h.s4q.17.7@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com # > says... # > # > # > # # > # On 2019-01-21 3:07 p.m., Checkmate wrote: # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # > # > Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, # > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... # > # > # > # > # > # > # # > # > # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: # > # > # # > # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # > # > # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, # > # > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... # > # > # > # > # > # > # > # > # > # # > # > # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: # > # > # > # # > # > # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: # > # > # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: # > # > # > # >> # > # > # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> # > # > # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. # > # > # > # >> # > # > # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian # > # > # > steakhouse # >> too." # > # > # > # >> # > # > # > # >> Boy, was my face red. # > # > # > # >> # > # > # > # > i'm missing something # # > # > # > # I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit # > # > # > things: # > # > # > # # > # > # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # # > # > # > # # > # > # > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/ # > # > # v1/c700x420.jpg # > # > # > # # > # > # > # Apparently, they weren't. # > # > # > # > # > # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. # > # > # # > # > # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of what # > # > # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but I'm not # > # > # well-versed in such things. # > # > # > # > I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing # > # > somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to # > # > trying. # > # > # > # it's an old joke # > # > Well there you have it, then. That's a relief, because if I had actually # > thought it up, that would be a little too freaky-deeky, even for me. # > # i wish i could remember how it went I'll bet it's a duzey. -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2018 all rights reserved AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017 "There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke." "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me>
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| From | Skeeter <chico@invalid.invalid> |
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| Date | 2019-01-22 04:36 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.36b0ae3a5373c73db1d@news.eternal-september.org> |
| In reply to | #724281 |
In article <MPG.36b042f86946fbc59960bf@news.altopia.com>, oshay.shad@yahoo.corn says... > >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by >Checkmate! In article <bu2mnj.m80.17.1@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com >says... > > ># ># On 2019-01-21 7:44 p.m., Checkmate wrote: ># > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by ># > Checkmate! In article <bu2d5h.s4q.17.7@news.alt.net>, persent@gmail.com ># > says... ># > ># > ># > # ># > # On 2019-01-21 3:07 p.m., Checkmate wrote: ># > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by ># > # > Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, ># > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... ># > # > ># > # > ># > # > # ># > # > # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: ># > # > # ># > # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by ># > # > # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, ># > # > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... ># > # > # > ># > # > # > ># > # > # > # ># > # > # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: ># > # > # > # ># > # > # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: ># > # > # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: ># > # > # > # >> ># > # > # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> ># > # > # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. ># > # > # > # >> ># > # > # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian ># > # > # > steakhouse # >> too." ># > # > # > # >> ># > # > # > # >> Boy, was my face red. ># > # > # > # >> ># > # > # > # > i'm missing something # ># > # > # > # I thought they were talking about something like these meat-on-a-spit ># > # > # > things: ># > # > # > # ># > # > # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # ># > # > # > # ># > # > # > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/2j-1460x876/ ># > # > # v1/c700x420.jpg ># > # > # > # ># > # > # > # Apparently, they weren't. ># > # > # > ># > # > # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. ># > # > # ># > # > # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of what ># > # > # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but I'm not ># > # > # well-versed in such things. ># > # > ># > # > I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing ># > # > somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to ># > # > trying. ># > # > ># > # it's an old joke ># > ># > Well there you have it, then. That's a relief, because if I had actually ># > thought it up, that would be a little too freaky-deeky, even for me. ># > ># i wish i could remember how it went > >I'll bet it's a duzey. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a96B41Cjn8o
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| From | vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> |
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| Date | 2019-01-22 02:16 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <ganco4FlscdU1@mid.individual.net> |
| In reply to | #724228 |
On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 14:07:29 -0800, Checkmate wrote: > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, > vallor@cultnix.org says... > > > # > # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: > # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts > by # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... > # > > # > > # > # > # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: > # > # > # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: > # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: > # > # >> > # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> > # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. > # > # >> > # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian # > > steakhouse # >> too." > # > # >> > # > # >> Boy, was my face red. > # > # >> > # > # > i'm missing something # > # > # I thought they were talking about something like these > meat-on-a-spit # > things: > # > # > # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # > # > # > # > > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/ 2j-1460x876/ > # v1/c700x420.jpg # > # > # > # Apparently, they weren't. > # > > # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. > # > # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of > what # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but > I'm not # well-versed in such things. > > I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing > somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to > trying. That sounds like it could cause painful scarring. -- -v
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| From | Checkmate <oshay.shad@yahoo.corn> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 18:29 -0800 |
| Message-ID | <MPG.36b01fd6ed0b679d9960bb@news.altopia.com> |
| In reply to | #724261 |
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by Checkmate! In article <ganco4FlscdU1@mid.individual.net>, vallor@cultnix.org says... # # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 14:07:29 -0800, Checkmate wrote: # # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by # > Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, # > vallor@cultnix.org says... # > # > # > # # > # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: # > # # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts # > by # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, # > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... # > # > # > # > # > # > # # > # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: # > # > # # > # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: # > # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: # > # > # >> # > # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> # > # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. # > # > # >> # > # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian # > # > steakhouse # >> too." # > # > # >> # > # > # >> Boy, was my face red. # > # > # >> # > # > # > i'm missing something # # > # > # I thought they were talking about something like these # > meat-on-a-spit # > things: # > # > # # > # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # # > # > # # > # > # > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/ # 2j-1460x876/ # > # v1/c700x420.jpg # > # # > # > # Apparently, they weren't. # > # > # > # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. # > # # > # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of # > what # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but # > I'm not # well-versed in such things. # > # > I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing # > somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to # > trying. # # That sounds like it could cause painful scarring. Well, it would definitely require some careful measuring. -- Checkmate ® Copyright © 2018 all rights reserved AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore) Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore) Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll) Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012 Author, Humorist, Cynic Philosopher, Humanitarian Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars Usenet Shot-Caller In loving memory of The Battle Kitten May 2010-February 12, 2017 "There are many here among us, who feel that life is but a joke." "I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as kensi." -Nadegda Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me>
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| From | % <persent@gmail.com> |
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| Date | 2019-01-21 19:34 -0700 |
| Message-ID | <bu2l0p.9a3.19.1@news.alt.net> |
| In reply to | #724262 |
On 2019-01-21 7:29 p.m., Checkmate wrote: > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > Checkmate! In article <ganco4FlscdU1@mid.individual.net>, > vallor@cultnix.org says... > > > # > # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 14:07:29 -0800, Checkmate wrote: > # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by > # > Checkmate! In article <gamnj6Fgtd5U5@mid.individual.net>, > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... > # > > # > > # > # > # > # On Mon, 21 Jan 2019 01:27:47 -0800, Checkmate wrote: > # > # > # > # > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts > # > by # > Checkmate! In article <gahl2dFcsg0U4@mid.individual.net>, > # > # > vallor@cultnix.org says... > # > # > > # > # > > # > # > # > # > # > # On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:53:49 -0700, % wrote: > # > # > # > # > # > # > On 2019-01-19 2:51 p.m., vallor wrote: > # > # > # >> On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: > # > # > # >> > # > # > # >>> i push things up my bum # >> > # > # > # >> Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. > # > # > # >> > # > # > # >> I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian # > > # > steakhouse # >> too." > # > # > # >> > # > # > # >> Boy, was my face red. > # > # > # >> > # > # > # > i'm missing something # > # > # > # I thought they were talking about something like these > # > meat-on-a-spit # > things: > # > # > # > # > # > # https://images.google.com/?q=brazilian+steakhouse&gws_rd=ssl # > # > # > # > # > # > > # > https://img.grouponcdn.com/deal/2jKtxW2LUfH8e83A9efCQQzF8W2Y/ > # 2j-1460x876/ > # > # v1/c700x420.jpg # > # > # > # > # Apparently, they weren't. > # > # > > # > # > Maybe it was a dick-in-a-blender type of thing. > # > # > # > # Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of > # > what # was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but > # > I'm not # well-versed in such things. > # > > # > I'm really not sure if I read about the dick-in-a-blender thing > # > somewhere, or if it was something I thought up and never got around to > # > trying. > # > # That sounds like it could cause painful scarring. > > Well, it would definitely require some careful measuring. > it would just smash my blender
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| From | Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> |
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| Date | 2019-01-22 19:20 -0500 |
| Message-ID | <q28dbm$m89$1@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #724212 |
vallor wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties: > Not to put too fine a point on it, I think the best description of what > was meant would be "sit and spin"...I _think_ it's Tantric, but I'm not > well-versed in such things. LOL -- You tread upon my patience. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry IV"
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| From | Amanda KoXXX <iscariot694me@simplivr4.org> |
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| Date | 2019-01-19 21:55 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <q206bq$13md$2@gioia.aioe.org> |
| In reply to | #723993 |
On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 21:51:24 +0000, vallor wrote: > On Sat, 19 Jan 2019 14:32:42 -0700, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote: > >> i push things up my bum > > Once someone mentioned a "meat tornado" on Facebook. > > I misunderstood, told them "yeah, I've been to a Brazilian steakhouse > too." > > Boy, was my face red. Hopefully that was the only thing red. Ughh.
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| From | Jeff-Relf.Me @. |
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| Date | 2019-01-19 14:51 -0800 |
| Subject | Bungee Dance Fitness. |
| Message-ID | <Jeff-Relf.Me@Jan.19--2.51pm.Seattle.2019> |
| In reply to | #723993 |
> a "meat tornado" " Bungee Dance Fitness Wrocław Music & Motion " YouTube.COM/watch?v=NZFehvsF40g
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