Get rid of your "ball and chain".

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You (DFS) replied:
> Two 7 gallon VittlesVaults, 45 gallon contractor bags.
> 
> wtf dude - no indoor plumbing in your room/apt ?

Yes, no plumbing in my room/unit.

> Anywhere in the bldg?

Outside of my room is a large kitchen and five bathrooms,
three of which have showers.

> Do you literally squat over the VittlesVault and shit ?

No, I can't do the Asian squat.

Sitting up, in bed, I piss into a 24 ounce measuring cup, 
then dump it into the VittlesVault.

In bed, I shit into a soup ladle; I clean it ( and myself ) 
with paper towels ( and a spoon, if needed ).

If my stool is too soft, or too frequent,
Pepto-Bismol slows it down and hardens it.

If my throat is irritated, or I'm stressed out,
so that I feel the need to cough, 
hard candy (LifeSavers) resolves the issue.

> I'm gonna puke.

Get rid of your "ball and chain", and you won't have such problems.

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Get rid of your "ball and chain". Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 21:57 -0800
  Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> - 2019-02-08 14:10 +0000
    Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-08 08:18 -0600
    Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-08 10:22 -0500
      Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Pedophile Neal Warren" <208.Sienna.Pl@Saluda.NC> - 2019-02-08 09:26 -0600

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