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Get rid of your "ball and chain".

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  Get rid of your "ball and chain". Jeff-Relf.Me  @. - 2019-02-07 21:57 -0800
    Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> - 2019-02-08 14:10 +0000
      Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2019-02-08 08:18 -0600
      Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Sir Gregory Hall,  Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> - 2019-02-08 10:22 -0500
        Re: Get rid of your "ball and chain". "Pedophile Neal Warren" <208.Sienna.Pl@Saluda.NC> - 2019-02-08 09:26 -0600

#726340 — Get rid of your "ball and chain".

FromJeff-Relf.Me @.
Date2019-02-07 21:57 -0800
SubjectGet rid of your "ball and chain".
Message-ID<Jeff-Relf.Me@Feb.7--9.57pm.Seattle.2019>
You (DFS) replied:
> Two 7 gallon VittlesVaults, 45 gallon contractor bags.
> 
> wtf dude - no indoor plumbing in your room/apt ?

Yes, no plumbing in my room/unit.

> Anywhere in the bldg?

Outside of my room is a large kitchen and five bathrooms,
three of which have showers.

> Do you literally squat over the VittlesVault and shit ?

No, I can't do the Asian squat.

Sitting up, in bed, I piss into a 24 ounce measuring cup, 
then dump it into the VittlesVault.

In bed, I shit into a soup ladle; I clean it ( and myself ) 
with paper towels ( and a spoon, if needed ).

If my stool is too soft, or too frequent,
Pepto-Bismol slows it down and hardens it.

If my throat is irritated, or I'm stressed out,
so that I feel the need to cough, 
hard candy (LifeSavers) resolves the issue.

> I'm gonna puke.

Get rid of your "ball and chain", and you won't have such problems.

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#726375

FromRatchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com>
Date2019-02-08 14:10 +0000
Message-ID<B5g7E.310415$x85.135981@fx37.iad>
In reply to#726340
On Thu, 07 Feb 2019 21:57:20 -0800, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:

> You (DFS) replied:
>> Two 7 gallon VittlesVaults, 45 gallon contractor bags.
>> 
>> wtf dude - no indoor plumbing in your room/apt ?
> 
> Yes, no plumbing in my room/unit.
> 
>> Anywhere in the bldg?
> 
> Outside of my room is a large kitchen and five bathrooms,
> three of which have showers.
> 
>> Do you literally squat over the VittlesVault and shit ?
> 
> No, I can't do the Asian squat.
> 
> Sitting up, in bed, I piss into a 24 ounce measuring cup,
> then dump it into the VittlesVault.
> 
> In bed, I shit into a soup ladle; I clean it ( and myself )
> with paper towels ( and a spoon, if needed ).
> 
> If my stool is too soft, or too frequent,
> Pepto-Bismol slows it down and hardens it.
> 
> If my throat is irritated, or I'm stressed out,
> so that I feel the need to cough,
> hard candy (LifeSavers) resolves the issue.
> 
>> I'm gonna puke.
> 
> Get rid of your "ball and chain", and you won't have such problems.

You shit in a bucket?
No indoor plumbing?
Where do you live?



-- 
Ratchet Jaw
The Locked and Loaded Jew

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#726376

Fromchrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid>
Date2019-02-08 08:18 -0600
Message-ID<ds3r5et3n4ddopjvsnvqc3dh1pqhavscpe@4ax.com>
In reply to#726375
Ratchetjaw wrote:

>On Thu, 07 Feb 2019 21:57:20 -0800, Jeff-Relf.Me wrote:

*plonk*

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#726379

From"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake>
Date2019-02-08 10:22 -0500
Message-ID<8i7r5et8ogk6pdpurpp7vkomnau0mrr4j7@4ax.com>
In reply to#726375
On Fri, 08 Feb 2019 14:10:41 GMT, Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> wrote:

<...>

>You shit in a bucket?

Nothing wrong with that!

>No indoor plumbing?

Nothing wrong with that, either. Actually,
an indoor toilet is a source of fecal aerosol
that permeates the entire living space so
that all surfaces end up covered with a thin
layer of feces.


-- 

Everybody here likes Yours Truly, 
Gregøry Hall - Bombastic Loudmouth of the South

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#726380

From"Pedophile Neal Warren" <208.Sienna.Pl@Saluda.NC>
Date2019-02-08 09:26 -0600
Message-ID<bvgskl.9tl.19.1@news.alt.net>
In reply to#726379
"Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_maester.fake> wrote in message 
news:8i7r5et8ogk6pdpurpp7vkomnau0mrr4j7@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 08 Feb 2019 14:10:41 GMT, Ratchetjaw <ratchetjaw@mail.com> wrote:
>
> <...>
>
>>You shit in a bucket?
>
> Nothing wrong with that!
>
>>No indoor plumbing?
>
> Nothing wrong with that, either. Actually,
> an indoor toilet is a source of fecal aerosol
> that permeates the entire living space so
> that all surfaces end up covered with a thin
> layer of feces.

YAY!  Another faggot like me that loves to talk about shit all day.  Time 
for me to lick the 12 year old's bunghole today.


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