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Double-A wrote:
> 
> On Saturday, August 5, 2017 at 2:48:33 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > Double-A wrote:
> > >
> > > On Friday, August 4, 2017 at 11:21:32 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > Bast wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > > Arc Michael wrote:
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote:
> > > > > >>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > >>>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from
> > > > > >>>>>>>> Aliens
> > > > > >>>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!"
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> "What do you do?"
> > > > > >>>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!"
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the
> > > > > >>>>>> website and they give it to their relative.
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist
> > > > > >>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist).
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump...
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job
> > > > > >>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????"
> > > > > >>>>>>
> > > > > >>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!"
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets...
> > > > > >>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a
> > > > > >>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics...
> > > > > >>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart..
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers.
> > > > > >>>>>
> > > > > >>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe
> > > > > >>>>> aliens exist on other planets."????
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> She's got that look in her eye..
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>>
> > > > > >>>> you know..that glaze look..
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>>
> > > > > >>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom
> > > > > >>> apartment
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks
> > > > > > she was put on earth to feed them.
> > > > >
> > > > > Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well
> > > > > Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS.
> > > > > They knew that cats were superior
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats.
> > >
> > > Cats talk to people and to other cats.  I know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings.  If you can make those sounds, cats will know what you mean.  The trick is being able to make those sounds.
> > >
> > > Double-A
> >
> > I'm not talking about...sounds, I'm talking about...talking, words, speaking... What 'words' do cats say to other cats????
> 
> Purrrrr
> Meow
> Pft!
> 
> Double-A


Purrrr is not talking, words, speaking
Pft is not talking, words, speaking 


Cats do not say Meow to other cats.

If you hear a cat screaming for hours the word "Meow"...the cat is not
talking to other cats, it's calling on a human being.


Don't you know what "Meow" means????


You say you "know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings, but you
certaintly don't know what "Meow" means and when it is used.



Come on, i thought you were the cat whisperer...

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