Path: csiph.com!weretis.net!feeder6.news.weretis.net!feeder.erje.net!2.us.feeder.erje.net!feeder.usenetexpress.com!feeder-in1.iad1.usenetexpress.com!border1.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!border2.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!buffer2.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!nntp.earthlink.com!news.earthlink.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 05 Aug 2017 20:13:28 -0500 Message-ID: <59866D4E.6C39@ix.netcom.com> Date: Sat, 05 Aug 2017 18:13:50 -0700 From: The Starmaker Reply-To: starmaker@ix.netcom.com X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04Gold (WinNT; U) MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,rec.arts.sf.written,alt.astronomy Subject: Re: Planetary Protection Officer References: <5981FDFF.738D@ix.netcom.com> <5981FF02.429C@ix.netcom.com> <5982020C.2E4B@ix.netcom.com> <59825836.13D3@ix.netcom.com> <59835764.4BF1@ix.netcom.com> <59836639.3CD4@ix.netcom.com> <766ad60e-ab1e-4d0d-a0fb-cdc4bd567a9a@googlegroups.com> <5983EEF5.EDF@ix.netcom.com> <598563E4.1DEB@ix.netcom.com> <3590c231-4af6-4931-891d-8e169e4af3d7@googlegroups.com> <59863D29.3CB3@ix.netcom.com> <9210245f-326e-4eb3-9c0f-95e1afe0b38f@googlegroups.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Antivirus: Avast (VPS 170805-10, 08/05/2017), Outbound message X-Antivirus-Status: Clean Lines: 122 X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 108.219.229.47 X-Trace: sv3-Xwuz7g0K4kGOadcKNHf05Zo4ACKa5EocRIBv4ERIP4TalSrHXXuADqBN27IY8ltovrXxh7ayJ13tAn1!UQivJJKpoSzZyL5mIudCV8MwF3R+SGvJVLBW5wRctZHpf/FqL7vZkt/uQY/LEooHGZ8l1PeW3Rnh!uXWCLJJ6QCw= X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.40 X-Original-Bytes: 6244 Xref: csiph.com sci.physics:644693 sci.physics.relativity:427385 rec.arts.sf.written:476467 alt.astronomy:292567 Double-A wrote: > > On Saturday, August 5, 2017 at 2:48:33 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote: > > Double-A wrote: > > > > > > On Friday, August 4, 2017 at 11:21:32 PM UTC-7, The Starmaker wrote: > > > > Bast wrote: > > > > > > > > > > The Starmaker wrote: > > > > > > Arc Michael wrote: > > > > > >> > > > > > >> On Thursday, August 3, 2017 at 5:50:18 PM UTC-7, Bast wrote: > > > > > >>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > > > >>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > >>>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> The Starmaker wrote: > > > > > >>>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>>> https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/474414000 > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> Nasa Is Hiring a Planetary Protection Officer to Save Earth from > > > > > >>>>>>>> Aliens > > > > > >>>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>>> http://www.newsweek.com/nasa-hiring-planetary-protection-officer-save-earth-aliens-645254 > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> "Honey, I just got a job, it's pays 6 figures!" > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> "What do you do?" > > > > > >>>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>>> "I save the earth from aliens!" > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> You know how it works, right? NASA post the job opening on the > > > > > >>>>>> website and they give it to their relative. > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> You rip-off the government by creating job titles that don't exist > > > > > >>>>>> (and jobs that will never exist). > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> But, you can understand how these 'job titles' get pass Trump... > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> By now Trump son is telling Trump, "Do you know NASA posted a job > > > > > >>>>>> openning to "protect aliens from outer space????" > > > > > >>>>>> > > > > > >>>>>> Trump says, "I inherited a mess!" > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > >>>>> I guess the job also requires to put a "do not sign" on rockets... > > > > > >>>>> https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/proxy/4EfeOd1D1mdkmWdPGAGHfBuZjHiKGrjsmIC1w4BUnbIT52zfQhNPRsBvP8Xyxoz1zlqeMktH=w1200-h630-p-k-no-nu > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > >>>>> okay, so the job pays $124,406 to $187,000 / per year > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > >>>>> Now, what I don't understand is you need a > > > > > >>>>> degree in engineering, physical science, or mathematics... > > > > > >>>>> it looks like you have to be a little smart.. > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > >>>>> but you still have to be stupid enough to believe in flying saucers. > > > > > >>>>> > > > > > >>>>> Have you ever looked at the eyes of someone who says "I believe > > > > > >>>>> aliens exist on other planets."???? > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> She's got that look in her eye.. > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> http://www.businessinsider.com/nasa-planetary-protection-officer-job-opening-2017-7 > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> > > > > > >>>> you know..that glaze look.. > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>> > > > > > >>> Actually that is the look of someone who has 20 cats in her 1 bedroom > > > > > >>> apartment > > > > > >> > > > > > >> so that cats then think, that one 'odd' human is the real alien? > > > > > > > > > > > > Well, she is not a cat with fur all over her body, and the cats thinks > > > > > > she was put on earth to feed them. > > > > > > > > > > Well, not just to feed them, but to clean their litter boxes as well > > > > > Why do you think the Ancient Egyptians revered cats as GODS. > > > > > They knew that cats were superior > > > > > > > > > > > > Cats talk to people, but cats don't talk to cats. > > > > > > Cats talk to people and to other cats. I know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings. If you can make those sounds, cats will know what you mean. The trick is being able to make those sounds. > > > > > > Double-A > > > > I'm not talking about...sounds, I'm talking about...talking, words, speaking... What 'words' do cats say to other cats???? > > Purrrrr > Meow > Pft! > > Double-A Purrrr is not talking, words, speaking Pft is not talking, words, speaking Cats do not say Meow to other cats. If you hear a cat screaming for hours the word "Meow"...the cat is not talking to other cats, it's calling on a human being. Don't you know what "Meow" means???? You say you "know a lot of cat sounds and their meanings, but you certaintly don't know what "Meow" means and when it is used. Come on, i thought you were the cat whisperer...