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Re: Jesus rose from the dead

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The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Jesus rose
> from the dead to
> spread the word
> to aliens on
> other planets.
> 
> Jesus just goes on
> constantly incarnating and
> dying on different aliens planets...
> 
> spreading the word of God
> like a good Christian should.
> 
> Jesus is probably right now
> walking on water on some
> underground ocean on another planet.


You know, it's possible
that an atheist manages to slip by
and enter Heaven...
but God is checking everybody out
and if God sees an atheist tryin 
to get in..God is going to tell him,

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"

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Jesus rose from the dead  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 12:01 -0700
  Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 15:39 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead john <johnsefton288@gmail.com> - 2016-09-24 16:12 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> - 2016-09-30 04:50 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead Serigo <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-09-24 22:21 -0500
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-25 03:36 +0000
  Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 00:57 +0000
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 18:14 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead "a425couple" <a425couple@hotmail.com> - 2016-09-24 19:53 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 16:52 +0000
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-25 22:17 -0700
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:41 -0700
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:58 -0700
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-30 20:48 +0000
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-30 15:17 -0700
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-10-01 00:10 +0000
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 20:55 -0700
  Jesus rose from the dead HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> - 2016-09-30 04:48 -0700

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