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Re: The Center of the Universe...

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The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Sam Wormley wrote:
> >
> > On 12/14/15 10:02 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > Once scientist believed the only thing that existed was the milky
> > > way.
> >
> >    Hubble and other scientist of his time, using bigger telescopes showed
> >    that the Milky Way was just one of many galaxies. And that's not all
> >    that they found.
> 
> I understand, ..you don't know the definition of the word..."Once".
> 
> once
> w?ns/
> adverb
> adverb: once
> 
> 
>     2.
>     at some time in the past; formerly.
> 
> https://www.google.com/#q=define+Once
> 
> (why is it i always have to give...English lessons here?)
> 
> Strange that the only people who understand English here are the Science Fiction Writers..
> (and i never read a sf book.)
> 
> (that won't stop me from writing one)
> 
> I guess the Science people only wake up when they enter the Science class...
> 
> History class must have been boring to them...
> 
> This guy Sam Wormley believes History started with a guy named Hubble...
> 
> The truth is, these science people have no idea what planet they are on.
> 
> Sure they can tell you all about a desolate place called Mars, but have no idea what a girl is on Earth.
> 
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=80tq0UGdYqo#t=1561
> 
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWt94YoYSgM&spfreload=10


The reason why the majority of people in the 'scientific community' are not good at math is becasue....they hate math!!!

This show is all about how much they *don't* know..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWt94YoYSgM&spfreload=10


and they don't know practically everything!


They don't even know what to do with a chick...


I'll help you guys out...next time you see a girl, tell her..

"I want to feel you up."

She'll say, "Excuse me?"

That's a signal, put your hand on her breast..

She'll say, "What the fuck do you think you're doin???"

That's another signal...that's when you put
your other hand on her other breast.


By now you should have two hands on her breast...

She'll say "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING PUTTING YOUR HAND ON MY BREAST???"

That means she loves it!

That's when you tell her, "What are you going to do with your hands?"

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The Center of the Universe... The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-12-14 10:48 -0800
  Re: The Center of the Universe... Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-12-14 12:50 -0600
  Re: The Center of the Universe... gilber34 <fafa@invalid.com> - 2015-12-14 13:26 -0600
  Re: The Center of the Universe... Bill Gill <billnews2@cox.net> - 2015-12-14 20:36 -0600
  Re: The Center of the Universe... The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-12-14 20:02 -0800
    Re: The Center of the Universe... Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-12-15 08:36 -0600
      Re: The Center of the Universe... The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-12-15 23:02 -0800
        Re: The Center of the Universe... The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-12-17 15:34 -0800
    Re: The Center of the Universe... The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2015-12-15 14:17 -0800
      Re: The Center of the Universe... Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-12-15 18:36 -0600
      Re: The Center of the Universe... Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-12-17 18:26 -0600
        Re: The Center of the Universe... "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2015-12-18 18:00 -0800
          Re: The Center of the Universe... Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-12-19 09:34 -0600
          Re: The Center of the Universe... "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2015-12-20 10:39 -0800
  Re: The Center of the Universe... "reber g=emc^2" <herbertglazier0@gmail.com> - 2015-12-15 14:36 -0800
    Re: The Center of the Universe... Sam Wormley <swormley1@gmail.com> - 2015-12-15 18:37 -0600

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