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Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate?

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The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Do Atheist know how to Meditate?
> 
> When you Meditate...you can become at one with God.
> 
> Everyone knows...even the 'science girls' knows
> if you want to be at one with God, you just meditate.
> 
> How do you think Einstein's arrived to his theory of relativity? Being at one with God through meditation.
> 
> I think he spent ten years at the patent office just meditating...
> he surely wasn't doing anything else.
> 
> Eisntein saw a light...
> then he saw another light..
> then he saw a train...
> 
> No laboratory was needed, only meditation.
> 
> Einstein was at one with God. God is the light.

The physicist Aage Bohr, while meditating, saw atom construction as a planetary system, and in 1975 got a Nobel Prize for it. 

When you meditate...you are at one with God, you see the universe through God's eyes.

Now, how do you teach an atheist to be at one with God?

You got to tell him...

"Sit down, shut the fuck up and meditate motherfucker!!!!"

...and if that doesn't work..

Hit him on the heaed with a fuckin beer bottle and he'll be at one with God.

Thread

Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-26 11:47 -0800
  Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The League Of Tedious Wankers <lotw@lotw.null> - 2016-02-26 19:50 +0000
  Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-26 11:53 -0800
    Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-27 10:29 -0800
      Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-27 10:40 -0800
        Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-28 20:14 -0800
          Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-29 14:33 -0800
            Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-29 22:07 -0800
              Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-03-04 08:04 -0800
  Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? je suis charly <charlie-gordon1492@no.where> - 2016-02-26 12:11 -0800
    Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-02-26 12:28 -0800

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