Path: csiph.com!usenet.blueworldhosting.com!feeder01.blueworldhosting.com!peer02.iad.highwinds-media.com!news.highwinds-media.com!feed-me.highwinds-media.com!Xl.tags.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.earthlink.com!news.earthlink.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 26 Feb 2016 13:53:28 -0600 Message-ID: <56D0AD36.3BE9@ix.netcom.com> Date: Fri, 26 Feb 2016 11:53:26 -0800 From: The Starmaker Reply-To: starmaker@ix.netcom.com X-Mailer: Mozilla 3.04Gold (WinNT; U) MIME-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.atheism,alt.astronomy,sci.physics,sci.physics.relativity,rec.arts.sf.written Subject: Re: Do Atheist know how to Meditate? References: <56D0ABBF.7D67@ix.netcom.com> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 40 X-Usenet-Provider: http://www.giganews.com NNTP-Posting-Host: 162.239.141.5 X-Trace: sv3-L11zUWuWdYXquGbUq3wF6Aj54R/a40PX4oW53fQqYV68PWIgsc82W3T5mIkV7YO1hE5nWn93jYZ4AGH!JSRIVDckSUsM+8mcUuWsTy/3L17RaORrHXMtZQEI7SvIncZCqH4bsvkULKrTrQr65ENJIspLRV7f!DZp0JEa8sw== X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.40 X-Original-Bytes: 2228 X-Received-Bytes: 2340 X-Received-Body-CRC: 4181230592 Xref: csiph.com alt.atheism:2066417 alt.astronomy:282427 sci.physics:556962 sci.physics.relativity:377257 rec.arts.sf.written:434025 The Starmaker wrote: > > Do Atheist know how to Meditate? > > When you Meditate...you can become at one with God. > > Everyone knows...even the 'science girls' knows > if you want to be at one with God, you just meditate. > > How do you think Einstein's arrived to his theory of relativity? Being at one with God through meditation. > > I think he spent ten years at the patent office just meditating... > he surely wasn't doing anything else. > > Eisntein saw a light... > then he saw another light.. > then he saw a train... > > No laboratory was needed, only meditation. > > Einstein was at one with God. God is the light. The physicist Aage Bohr, while meditating, saw atom construction as a planetary system, and in 1975 got a Nobel Prize for it. When you meditate...you are at one with God, you see the universe through God's eyes. Now, how do you teach an atheist to be at one with God? You got to tell him... "Sit down, shut the fuck up and meditate motherfucker!!!!" ...and if that doesn't work.. Hit him on the heaed with a fuckin beer bottle and he'll be at one with God.