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Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion

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abelard wrote:

> On 22 Jun 2017 10:29:50 GMT, 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> wrote:
> 
>>Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion
>>---------------------------------------------
>>
>>I propose a new internet religion called the
>>Order of The Holy Hock Stick - OoTHHS - be formed to
>>gather all sheep that flock to the AGW cause(s)
>>including all those who are familiar with
>>gaseous methane emissions.
>>
>>Priests of this new religion shall wear yellow
>>garbs with a hockey stick tied to their belt.
>>All other religious symbols shall be ditched
>>including crosses (especially the burning ones)
>>and instead only the hockey stick shall be worn
>>and definitely no burning hockey sticks allowed
>>to help reduce carbon emissions. (Well may be
>>LED lit symbolic burning hocky stick can
>>be permitted.)
>>
>>Priests of The Holy Hockey Stick shall only
>>travel by foot or solar powered electric
>>vehicles. No evil planes and motor vehicles
>>that releases CO2 shall be used by any
>>member of the order. The wise ones who have
>>told us since time began to get on our bike
>>were right after all.
>>
>>Excuse us fellow sufferers of CO2 oppression,
>>I have work to do, will be back later
>>to add to this holy hockey stick book
>>of knowledge as idle time permits...
> 
> a little knowledge is dangerous...you have  little knowledge
> 
> you should acquire more
> 
> 
http://www.abelard.org/briefings/global_warming_atmospheric_chemistry_physics.php
> http://www.abelard.org/briefings/dendroclimatogy.php
> 
> you are being conned by the filthy fossil fuel industry


Waaa I been completely conned by the fossil fuel industry!

And all this conning is making me feel baked already!


Climate change now accelerated to 1 degree per HOUR!!!!

As the Sun cums up, the earth's temperature goes up
average 1 degree per hour. And when then Sun cums
down, the globe cools 1 degree per hour.

Climate is changing every hour!

Awe noooo! This is making me crispy and toasted.

Can I have a bacon sandwich to top it all off?

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Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 10:29 +0000
  Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 12:34 +0200
    Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 10:54 +0000
      Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 12:58 +0200
        Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 20:39 +0000
    Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:01 -0400
      Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:13 +0200
        Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:22 -0400
          Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:49 +0200
            Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 08:56 -0400
              Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-22 14:59 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 22:22 +0000
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-23 10:49 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-22 21:18 -0400
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2017-06-23 09:55 +0200
                Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Wally W. <ww84wa@aim.com> - 2017-06-23 07:48 -0400
          Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion Joe <joe@jretrading.com> - 2017-06-22 18:27 +0100
            Re: Order of The Holy Hockey Stick - new religion 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2017-06-22 20:27 +0000

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