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Re: Neckbeard geeks and their gay names.

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Benny Axo wrote:
> Otters
>
> In the gay world, an otter would be considered a thin gay male
> that is hairy and may or may not use a trimmer to shorten body
> hair. Some have beards, some do not. Otters are usually smaller
> in frame when compared to the heavier cub or bear. Otters look a
> lot like what you would see in a picture of an otter ... they
> are hairy. A person can be an otter regardless of age. Otters
> are considered to be part of the larger bear community.
>
> Wolves
>
> Characteristically, a wolf is gay male who is semi-hairy,
> muscular, lean, attractive and sexually aggressive. A wolf is
> sometimes considered to be part of the larger bear community or
> bear spectrum. Some also describe wolves as slimmer bears but
> there is a lot of disagreement on this.
>
> Bears
>
> Characteristically, a bear would be a gay man that is somewhat
> large and usually heavy but can be muscular. The bear projects
> an image of masculinity.
>
> Some bears are so caught up in projecting a masculine image that
> they shun other would be bears who they feel come off as
> effeminate. Many bears consider themselves to be harmless and
> even playful.
>
> Cubs
>
> For gay men, the term cub is used to describe a younger (or
> younger looking) male, usually husky or heavier in body type and
> almost always hairy.
>
> While many cubs have a beard, it is not a requirement to fit in
> this category. Body hair and huskiness are the dominant features
> for this gay descriptor.
>
> Chubs
>
> In the gay world, the term chub is used to describe an
> overweight or obese man. Chubs are a distinct sub-group within
> the gay male population and can be confused with bears. Many
> bears reject extremely large or obese chubs and do not consider
> them as part of their subgroup. Chubs have their own events,
> such as "Mr. Chub International". An extremely large chub is
> referred to as a superchub according to the research.
>
> Pups
>
> A pup typically is a gay male who is fairly young in age. Here
> we are talking late teens to early 20’s, give or take.
> Characteristically, pups have little experience in the gay
> world, are naïve, energetic and cute.
>
> Pups are similar to cubs except pups are not involved in the
> bear community and likely do not even know this community exists
> within the larger gay spectrum.
>
> Bulls
>
> In the gay community, Bulls are considered to be super massive,
> muscular body builders that weigh somewhere in the 215-300 pound
> range.
>
> Bulls are not necessarily part of the bear community and usually
> herd together as one might see them in their natural environment.
>
> Twinks and Twunks
>
> In gay terms, twinks are younger, slender, gay men that
> typically have little or no body hair and no facial hair.
>
> Twink’s are usually anywhere from 18 to mid-20’s, give or take.
> A wrap on the twink is that many think that the world revolves
> around them.
>
> Twunks
>
> Twunks are similar to twinks but are a lot more muscular. Some
> have assigned feminine and masculine characteristics to twunks.
> Sugar twunk, for example, to describe effeminate twunks.
>
> An example of a potential twink body type ... and at times,
> twunk body type may be seen in Justin Bieber. It just depends on
> what photograph you are looking at of him and when the photo was
> taken.
>
> Gym Bunnies
>
> Gym bunnies are native to straight and gay worlds. Gym bunnies
> typically can be any age but usually below 50. Gym bunnies spend
> an obsessive amount of type working on their physique and are
> muscular and sculpted. Gym bunnies are similar to jocks except
> they are not usually connected to sports. Gym bunnies are at the
> gym to create a physique others will notice and look at. You
> often seen gym bunnies at the beach. They are often considered
> to be pretty.
>
> Jock
>
> For gay men, jocks are almost always muscular with low body fat
> and attractive. A jock can be of any age but are generally
> thought to be somewhat younger because their athletic abilities.
> Jocks are usually linked to actively playing sports. Years ago,
> the term "Jock" used to have a negative connotation in the
> straight world. For gays, to be called a jock is a compliment.
> An example of a jock body type would be David Beckham, the
> English born football (aka soccer) player.
>
> Gym Rats
>
> Gym rats are somewhat similar to gym bunnies but gym rats are
> described as being addicted to the gym. While they may enjoy
> attention from others in public, that is not their motivation
> for working out. Their primary motive for long, daily lifting
> sessions relates more to an obsessive need to strength train and
> grow bigger. They are typically lean and very well built. Gym
> rats are called this name because they “live” in the gym, much
> like a rat lives in a basement. They are always there. The
> straight equivalent to a gym rat would be a muscle head.
>
> Ernie
>
> Short skinny and bald, Ernie lost all of his hair when farrel
> cheated him and stole all his secrets and money.  Ernie had to
> become gay just to make it in the wilds of Florida.

ernie is a billy goat 

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