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Neckbeard geeks and their gay names.

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Otters

In the gay world, an otter would be considered a thin gay male 
that is hairy and may or may not use a trimmer to shorten body 
hair. Some have beards, some do not. Otters are usually smaller 
in frame when compared to the heavier cub or bear. Otters look a 
lot like what you would see in a picture of an otter ... they 
are hairy. A person can be an otter regardless of age. Otters 
are considered to be part of the larger bear community.

Wolves

Characteristically, a wolf is gay male who is semi-hairy, 
muscular, lean, attractive and sexually aggressive. A wolf is 
sometimes considered to be part of the larger bear community or 
bear spectrum. Some also describe wolves as slimmer bears but 
there is a lot of disagreement on this.

Bears

Characteristically, a bear would be a gay man that is somewhat 
large and usually heavy but can be muscular. The bear projects 
an image of masculinity.

Some bears are so caught up in projecting a masculine image that 
they shun other would be bears who they feel come off as 
effeminate. Many bears consider themselves to be harmless and 
even playful.

Cubs

For gay men, the term cub is used to describe a younger (or 
younger looking) male, usually husky or heavier in body type and 
almost always hairy.

While many cubs have a beard, it is not a requirement to fit in 
this category. Body hair and huskiness are the dominant features 
for this gay descriptor.

Chubs

In the gay world, the term chub is used to describe an 
overweight or obese man. Chubs are a distinct sub-group within 
the gay male population and can be confused with bears. Many 
bears reject extremely large or obese chubs and do not consider 
them as part of their subgroup. Chubs have their own events, 
such as "Mr. Chub International". An extremely large chub is 
referred to as a superchub according to the research.

Pups

A pup typically is a gay male who is fairly young in age. Here 
we are talking late teens to early 20’s, give or take. 
Characteristically, pups have little experience in the gay 
world, are naļve, energetic and cute.

Pups are similar to cubs except pups are not involved in the 
bear community and likely do not even know this community exists 
within the larger gay spectrum.

Bulls

In the gay community, Bulls are considered to be super massive, 
muscular body builders that weigh somewhere in the 215-300 pound 
range.

Bulls are not necessarily part of the bear community and usually 
herd together as one might see them in their natural environment.

Twinks and Twunks

In gay terms, twinks are younger, slender, gay men that 
typically have little or no body hair and no facial hair.

Twink’s are usually anywhere from 18 to mid-20’s, give or take. 
A wrap on the twink is that many think that the world revolves 
around them.

Twunks

Twunks are similar to twinks but are a lot more muscular. Some 
have assigned feminine and masculine characteristics to twunks. 
Sugar twunk, for example, to describe effeminate twunks.

An example of a potential twink body type ... and at times, 
twunk body type may be seen in Justin Bieber. It just depends on 
what photograph you are looking at of him and when the photo was 
taken.

Gym Bunnies

Gym bunnies are native to straight and gay worlds. Gym bunnies 
typically can be any age but usually below 50. Gym bunnies spend 
an obsessive amount of type working on their physique and are 
muscular and sculpted. Gym bunnies are similar to jocks except 
they are not usually connected to sports. Gym bunnies are at the 
gym to create a physique others will notice and look at. You 
often seen gym bunnies at the beach. They are often considered 
to be pretty.

Jock

For gay men, jocks are almost always muscular with low body fat 
and attractive. A jock can be of any age but are generally 
thought to be somewhat younger because their athletic abilities. 
Jocks are usually linked to actively playing sports. Years ago, 
the term "Jock" used to have a negative connotation in the 
straight world. For gays, to be called a jock is a compliment. 
An example of a jock body type would be David Beckham, the 
English born football (aka soccer) player.

Gym Rats

Gym rats are somewhat similar to gym bunnies but gym rats are 
described as being addicted to the gym. While they may enjoy 
attention from others in public, that is not their motivation 
for working out. Their primary motive for long, daily lifting 
sessions relates more to an obsessive need to strength train and 
grow bigger. They are typically lean and very well built. Gym 
rats are called this name because they “live” in the gym, much 
like a rat lives in a basement. They are always there. The 
straight equivalent to a gym rat would be a muscle head.

Ernie

Short skinny and bald, Ernie lost all of his hair when farrel 
cheated him and stole all his secrets and money.  Ernie had to 
become gay just to make it in the wilds of Florida.

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