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In message <53261e75$0$12697$c3e8da3$69010069@news.astraweb.com> 
  Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> wrote:
> In article <do_ray_me-0DD759.07532017032014@news.albasani.net>,
>  dorayme <do_ray_me@bigpond.com> wrote:

>> In article <5325b989$0$61394$c3e8da3$5e5e430d@news.astraweb.com>,
>>  Warren Oates <warren.oates@gmail.com> wrote:
>> 
>> > It's like he's in church and wants to take 
>> > money out of the collection plate.
>> 
>> A Catholic priest, an Anglican parson and a
>> rabbi were discussing how they divided the
>> money that they collected between the poor of
>> their parish (God's share), and themselves.
>> 
>> The priest said: "I draw a square on the
>> ground, throw the money into the air and what
>> lands in the square is mine; the rest is
>> God's share."
>> 
>> The parson said: "I draw a circle on the
>> ground, throw the money in the air and what
>> lands inside the circle is mine; the rest is
>> for the poor."
>> 
>> The rabbi said: "It's simple. I throw all the
>> money in the air and what God wants, he
>> keeps. Anything that falls to the ground, I
>> keep."

> A rabbi, an imam and a Catholic priest walk into a pub in the Shankhill 
> road. The barman looks at them and says "Get the fuck out o' here."

4 priests, 12 rabbis, and 24 lawyers walk into a bar. Bartender says,
"Is this a joke?"


-- 
Supposing there was justice for all, after all? For every unheeded
beggar, every harsh word, every neglected duty, every slight... every
choice... Because that was the point, wasn't it? You had to choose. You
might be right, you might be wrong, but you had to choose, knowing that
the rightness or wrongness might never be clear or even that you were
deciding between two sorts of wrong, that there was no right anywhere.
And always, always, you did it by yourself. You were the one there, on
the edge, watching and listening. Never any tears, never any apology,
never any regrets... You saved all that up in a way that could be used
when needed. --Carpe Jugulum

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