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  Typical Joel Post CtrlAltDel <Altie@BHam.com> - 2025-08-24 07:00 +0000
    Re: Typical Joel Post "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-08-24 03:06 -0400
      Re: Typical Joel Post CtrlAltDel <Altie@BHam.com> - 2025-08-24 07:11 +0000
        Re: Typical Joel Post "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-08-24 03:37 -0400
          Re: Typical Joel Post bill_wilson <bill_w@aol.com> - 2025-08-24 04:06 -0400
            Re: Typical Joel Post "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-08-24 04:16 -0400
    Re: Typical Joel Post Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2025-08-24 10:00 -0400
    Re: Typical Joel Post CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2025-08-24 10:14 -0400
      Re: Typical Joel Post pothead <pothead@snakebite.com> - 2025-08-24 22:26 +0000
    Re: Typical Joel Post 🇵🇱Jacek Marcin Jaworski🇵🇱 <jaworski1978@adres.pl> - 2025-08-24 16:50 +0200
      Re: Typical Joel Post CtrlAltDel <Altie@BHam.com> - 2025-08-24 19:30 +0000
        Re: Typical Joel Post Diego Garcia <dg@linux.rocks> - 2025-08-24 19:41 +0000
          Re: Typical Joel Post "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-08-24 16:49 -0400
          Re: Typical Joel Post CtrlAltDel <Altie@AL.invalid> - 2025-08-25 01:00 +0000
        Re: Typical Joel Post vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-08-25 04:16 +0000

#695751 — Typical Joel Post

While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I 
fell because of that and broke my ankle.  That's it, I'm never wearing 
shoes again.  Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own.  Shoe 
companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the 
previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They 
like regular customers and I ain't that.

I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning 
to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a 
flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake.  It was embarrassing as 
hell.  That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other 
people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think 
about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever 
since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.

About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and 
tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally 
gagged it up.  That's it, I'm never eating again.  Food had it's chance 
and now I'm done with it.







-- 
All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.

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#695752

On 8/24/2025 3:00 AM, CtrlAltDel wrote:

> While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I
> fell because of that and broke my ankle.  That's it, I'm never wearing
> shoes again.  Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own.  Shoe
> companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the
> previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They
> like regular customers and I ain't that.
> 
> I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning
> to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a
> flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake.  It was embarrassing as
> hell.  That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other
> people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think
> about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever
> since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.
> 
> About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and
> tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally
> gagged it up.  That's it, I'm never eating again.  Food had it's chance
> and now I'm done with it.


<yawn>

-- 
Joel W. Crump

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#695753

On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 03:06:21 -0400, Joel W. Crump wrote:

> <yawn>

Just having a bit of lighthearted fun at your expense, Joel.  You're all 
right by me.


-- 
All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.

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#695754

On 8/24/2025 3:11 AM, CtrlAltDel wrote:

>> <yawn>
> 
> Just having a bit of lighthearted fun at your expense, Joel.  You're all
> right by me.


Ah, OK, I thought you were really calling me a liar.  I know the stuff I 
say sounds weird sometimes, but it apparently has to do with my 
identity, "the man" as it were targets me with ethical judgments in ways 
that others don't experience, so the guy on IRC who gave me the "South 
Park" ep couldn't believe it was the cause of the ruined GPU, etc.  It's 
probably true that they specifically targeted me with it, and don't do 
the same to all media pirates, though it shows what they apparently 
*could* and *might* do if I, with my coming political power, were to 
permit it.  To be honest, I'm not sure what I think about it.  I kind of 
see every party as a hypocrite, including myself, I have my flaws, so do 
the Israelis, so do the Americans and other Caucasians, so do the cool 
people in my camp, so at the end of the day, we all have to mutually 
forgive each other, and figure out the way forward.

-- 
Joel W. Crump

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#695755

None of that nonsense takes away from the fact that
faggot Joel LIKES the smell & taste of a little boy's feces.

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#695756

On 8/24/2025 4:06 AM, bill_wilson wrote:
> None of that nonsense takes away from the fact that
> faggot Joel LIKES the smell & taste of a little boy's feces.


I might be a fag but I don't get off on shit, no, nor "little [children]".

-- 
Joel W. Crump

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#695774

CtrlAltDel wrote this post while blinking in Morse code:

> <snip>

    Bill Gates is ultra-rich, famous and more beloved these days
    for his philanthropy than he was when he was making that
    Microsoft fortune that makes his generosity possible. What
    could he possibly have to regret? But Mr. Gates told
    Bloomberg's Global Business Forum this week that he wished
    he didn't have to press CtrlAltDel to log into
    your computer. I'm not sure you can go back and change
    small things in your life without putting the other things
    at risk, he said. Sure, if I could make one small edit,
    I'd make that a single-key operation. Bill Gates says that
    the IBM keyboard designers resisted the idea of a single
    click like the one Apple has. Everyone needs three fingers
    and two hands - unless you're LeBron James - to hit
    CtrlAltDel.

-- 
Indifference will certainly be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?

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#695776

On 2025-08-24 3:00 a.m., CtrlAltDel wrote:
> While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I
> fell because of that and broke my ankle.  That's it, I'm never wearing
> shoes again.  Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own.  Shoe
> companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the
> previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They
> like regular customers and I ain't that.
> 
> I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning
> to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a
> flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake.  It was embarrassing as
> hell.  That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other
> people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think
> about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever
> since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.
> 
> About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and
> tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally
> gagged it up.  That's it, I'm never eating again.  Food had it's chance
> and now I'm done with it.

I swear that for a minute, I was convinced that I was reading an 
authentic Joel Crump post. I was only brought back to reality when I 
realized that girl cock hadn't been mentioned anywhere.

-- 
God be with you,

CrudeSausage
Islam is the enemy
John 14:6

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#695827

On 2025-08-24, CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> wrote:
> On 2025-08-24 3:00 a.m., CtrlAltDel wrote:
>> While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I
>> fell because of that and broke my ankle.  That's it, I'm never wearing
>> shoes again.  Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own.  Shoe
>> companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the
>> previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They
>> like regular customers and I ain't that.
>> 
>> I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning
>> to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a
>> flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake.  It was embarrassing as
>> hell.  That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other
>> people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think
>> about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever
>> since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.
>> 
>> About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and
>> tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally
>> gagged it up.  That's it, I'm never eating again.  Food had it's chance
>> and now I'm done with it.
>
> I swear that for a minute, I was convinced that I was reading an 
> authentic Joel Crump post. I was only brought back to reality when I 
> realized that girl cock hadn't been mentioned anywhere.
>
Ewwwwwwwwwe :(  

-- 
pothead

"Our lives are fashioned by our choices. First we make our choices.
 Then our choices make us."
-- Anne Frank

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#695778

W dniu 24.08.2025 o 09:00, CtrlAltDel pisze:
> That's it, I'm never eating again.  Food had it's chance
> and now I'm done with it.

In 2004y. I tried something like that. Then imprison me in psychiatrist 
hospital for few months, and give me "mentally mad" diagnosis, and 
obligation to cure with psycho-drugs till end of my life.

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#695798

On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 16:50:52 +0200, 🇵🇱Jacek Marcin Jaworski🇵🇱 wrote:

> W dniu 24.08.2025 o 09:00, CtrlAltDel pisze:
>> That's it, I'm never eating again.  Food had it's chance and now I'm
>> done with it.
> 
> In 2004y. I tried something like that. Then imprison me in psychiatrist
> hospital for few months, and give me "mentally mad" diagnosis, and
> obligation to cure with psycho-drugs till end of my life.


Dammit. Everyone in this group is crazy as fuck. 

Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay.  
Every single thing that he does to screw something up is because *they* 
are behind it and *they* don't like him personally.

Farley is an authentic mental retard that likely types with his nose and 
hasn't typed a single sentence without cursing in 15 years.  GinTwo sucks, 
btw.

And now I find out that you tried to starve yourself to death for who 
knows what bizarre reason other than insanity.

COLA truly is turning out to be a genuine KoOk group the more I look 
around.


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All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.

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#695800

On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel wrote:

> 
> Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay.  
> 

"Joel" is not a fucking queer.  "Joel" is just a phony baloney troll.

If he were a real faggot, he would back up his words with pics and
vids, but he does not.

But he has YOU fooled, which is not surprising because you are a total
idiot.

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#695807

On 8/24/2025 3:41 PM, Diego Garcia wrote:
> On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel wrote:
> 
>> Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay.
> 
> "Joel" is not a fucking queer.  "Joel" is just a phony baloney troll.
> 
> If he were a real faggot, he would back up his words with pics and
> vids, but he does not.
> 
> But he has YOU fooled, which is not surprising because you are a total
> idiot.


https://i.imgur.com/ieNuC8W.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/MgU9dMn.jpeg

-- 
Joel W. Crump

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#695864

On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:41:56 +0000, Diego Garcia wrote:

> On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel wrote:
> 
> 
>> Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is
>> gay.
>> 
>> 
> "Joel" is not a fucking queer.  "Joel" is just a phony baloney troll.
> 
> If he were a real faggot, he would back up his words with pics and vids,
> but he does not.
> 
> But he has YOU fooled, which is not surprising because you are a total
> idiot.

You are thirsting for those photos, aren't you?

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#695895

On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 19:30:25 -0000 (UTC), CtrlAltDel <Altie@BHam.com>
wrote in <108fp8h$30hvj$1@dont-email.me>:

> On Sun, 24 Aug 2025 16:50:52 +0200, 🇵🇱Jacek Marcin Jaworski🇵🇱 wrote:
> 
>> W dniu 24.08.2025 o 09:00, CtrlAltDel pisze:
>>> That's it, I'm never eating again.  Food had it's chance and now I'm
>>> done with it.
>> 
>> In 2004y. I tried something like that. Then imprison me in psychiatrist
>> hospital for few months, and give me "mentally mad" diagnosis, and
>> obligation to cure with psycho-drugs till end of my life.
> 
> 
> Dammit. Everyone in this group is crazy as fuck.
> 
> Joel thinks everything and everyone is out to get him because he is gay.
> Every single thing that he does to screw something up is because *they*
> are behind it and *they* don't like him personally.
> 
> Farley is an authentic mental retard that likely types with his nose and
> hasn't typed a single sentence without cursing in 15 years.  GinTwo
> sucks,
> btw.
> 
> And now I find out that you tried to starve yourself to death for who
> knows what bizarre reason other than insanity.
> 
> COLA truly is turning out to be a genuine KoOk group the more I look
> around.

Are you trying to say that we're all a bit "touched"?  ;)

Everybody has their quirks.  Just because you don't admit yours
doesn't mean you don't have them...hmmm?

After all, one has to be a little daft to have an oddball
sense of humor, wouldn't you say?

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   OS: Linux 6.16.2 D: Mint 22.1 DE: Xfce 4.18 
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