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While walking down a trail deep in suburbia, my shoe became untied and I 
fell because of that and broke my ankle.  That's it, I'm never wearing 
shoes again.  Shoes don't just *become* untied on their own.  Shoe 
companies have a reason to hate me because I only buy shoes when the 
previous pair are completely worn out and disintegrating on my feet. They 
like regular customers and I ain't that.

I was riding my bicycle in the park yesterday and as I was just beginning 
to go down a rather steep incline, leading to a lake, the tire developed a 
flat and I rolled down the hill into the lake.  It was embarrassing as 
hell.  That's it, I'm never riding a bike with tires on it again. Other 
people's bike tires don't go flat just at the exact wrong moment; think 
about it. Big Bike and their subsidiaries have been out to get me ever 
since I got my first Schwinn when I was 5 years old.

About a week ago, I got choked on a bologna sandwich, with lettuce and 
tomatoes, and very nearly had a horrible catastrophe before I finally 
gagged it up.  That's it, I'm never eating again.  Food had it's chance 
and now I'm done with it.







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All of Usenet is in a psychological, emotional, and antisocial free fall
into an abyss and fully immersed in a drowning pool of mental illness.

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Typical Joel Post CtrlAltDel <Altie@BHam.com> - 2025-08-24 07:00 +0000
  Re: Typical Joel Post "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-08-24 03:06 -0400
    Re: Typical Joel Post CtrlAltDel <Altie@BHam.com> - 2025-08-24 07:11 +0000
      Re: Typical Joel Post "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-08-24 03:37 -0400
        Re: Typical Joel Post bill_wilson <bill_w@aol.com> - 2025-08-24 04:06 -0400
          Re: Typical Joel Post "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-08-24 04:16 -0400
  Re: Typical Joel Post Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2025-08-24 10:00 -0400
  Re: Typical Joel Post CrudeSausage <crude@sausa.ge> - 2025-08-24 10:14 -0400
    Re: Typical Joel Post pothead <pothead@snakebite.com> - 2025-08-24 22:26 +0000
  Re: Typical Joel Post 🇵🇱Jacek Marcin Jaworski🇵🇱 <jaworski1978@adres.pl> - 2025-08-24 16:50 +0200
    Re: Typical Joel Post CtrlAltDel <Altie@BHam.com> - 2025-08-24 19:30 +0000
      Re: Typical Joel Post Diego Garcia <dg@linux.rocks> - 2025-08-24 19:41 +0000
        Re: Typical Joel Post "Joel W. Crump" <joelcrump@gmail.com> - 2025-08-24 16:49 -0400
        Re: Typical Joel Post CtrlAltDel <Altie@AL.invalid> - 2025-08-25 01:00 +0000
      Re: Typical Joel Post vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2025-08-25 04:16 +0000

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