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  Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 00:58 +0000
    Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Barry H <barryum@linuxmail.org> - 2016-01-03 20:05 -0500
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 01:18 +0000
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry M Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2016-01-04 05:45 -0500
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry M "Delgato" <delgato@gmail.com> - 2016-01-05 04:53 +0100
            Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry M owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2016-01-05 07:54 +0000
    Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 04:43 +0000
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-04 12:11 +0000
    Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-04 12:09 +0000
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 18:33 +0000
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2016-01-04 13:42 -0500
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 19:08 +0000
            Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2016-01-04 14:27 -0500
            Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-01-04 19:43 +0000
              Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-01-04 17:10 -0700
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-01-04 19:09 -0500
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-05 10:22 +0000
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-05 14:35 +0000
            Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-05 15:44 +0000
            Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-01-05 13:43 -0700
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Sandman <mr@sandman.net> - 2016-01-05 13:23 +0000
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-05 15:46 +0000
            Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2016-01-05 11:47 -0500
              Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-01-05 13:45 -0700
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-01-05 21:23 +0000
    Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2016-01-04 11:33 -0800
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 19:40 +0000
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2016-01-04 14:45 -0500
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 20:16 +0000
            Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-01-04 17:10 -0700
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-05 10:23 +0000

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#339541 — Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H

Hey, smart fuck.  Wanna see some magic?  Of course you do.
Like all Microsoft patsies, you cannot resist.

Well, you've gotta work a little for it.  But at the end you'll
receive a very nice surprise.

First, compile the HDRI version of ImageMagick with a 32-bit
floating point depth.  You'll also need to install FFTW, or
the Fastest Fourier Transform in the West.  These web sites
will tell you all about it:

http://www.imagemagick.org/script/index.php

http://fftw.org

Yes, you've got to compile.  But you can do it.  You're a smart fuck.

Then download the Fred Weinhaus CAMERADEBLUR script:

http://www.fmwconcepts.com/imagemagick/cameradeblur/index.php

After you've accomplished all of the above, then download
this TIFF image file:

http://www.fileconvoy.com/dfl.php?id=g9a5f3a6fe1704d02999768040e03004a23fe55e1e

This file is a VERY blurred image.  You can view it like this:

display message-blurred.tif &

Look how nasty it is!  But don't alter this TIFF file in any way.

Now, run the CAMERADEBLUR script as follows:

cameradeblur -t d -a 60 message-blurred.tif message-deblurred.tif

display message-deblurred.tif &

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

That's for you, shill.

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#339542

On 4 Jan 2016 00:58:56 GMT, Vile Strong wrote:

> Hey, smart fuck.  Wanna see some magic?  Of course you do.
> Like all Microsoft patsies, you cannot resist.
> 
> Well, you've gotta work a little for it.  But at the end you'll
> receive a very nice surprise.
> 
> First, compile the HDRI version of ImageMagick with a 32-bit
> floating point depth.  You'll also need to install FFTW, or
> the Fastest Fourier Transform in the West.  These web sites
> will tell you all about it:
> 
> http://www.imagemagick.org/script/index.php
> 
> http://fftw.org
> 
> Yes, you've got to compile.  But you can do it.  You're a smart fuck.
> 
> Then download the Fred Weinhaus CAMERADEBLUR script:
> 
> http://www.fmwconcepts.com/imagemagick/cameradeblur/index.php
> 
> After you've accomplished all of the above, then download
> this TIFF image file:
> 
> http://www.fileconvoy.com/dfl.php?id=g9a5f3a6fe1704d02999768040e03004a23fe55e1e
> 
> This file is a VERY blurred image.  You can view it like this:
> 
> display message-blurred.tif &
> 
> Look how nasty it is!  But don't alter this TIFF file in any way.
> 
> Now, run the CAMERADEBLUR script as follows:
> 
> cameradeblur -t d -a 60 message-blurred.tif message-deblurred.tif
> 
> display message-deblurred.tif &
> 
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
> 
> That's for you, shill.

Wanna see some magic?

http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop.html?sdid=KKQIN&kw=semgeneric&ttsrccat=sem-ww-di-ps-brand&mv=search&s_kwcid=AL!3085!3!93731617458!e!!g!!adobe%20photoshop&ef_id=Vg-EngAABW2XDdIG:20160104010346:s

While you are compiling half assed programs, professionals are
accomplishing real life tasks.

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#339545

On Sun, 03 Jan 2016 20:05:12 -0500, Barry H wrote:

> 
> http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop.html?sdid=KKQIN&kw=semgeneric&ttsrccat=sem-ww-di-ps-brand&mv=search&s_kwcid=AL!3085!3!93731617458!e!!g!!adobe%20photoshop&ef_id=Vg-EngAABW2XDdIG:20160104010346:s
> 

You could spend several days with Photoshop and you still couldn't
fix this image.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Professionalism flat on its fucking face.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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#339586 — Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry M

Vile Strong wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:

> On Sun, 03 Jan 2016 20:05:12 -0500, Barry H wrote:
>
>> http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop.html?sdid=KKQIN&kw=semgeneric&ttsrccat=sem-ww-di-ps-brand&mv=search&s_kwcid=AL!3085!3!93731617458!e!!g!!adobe%20photoshop&ef_id=Vg-EngAABW2XDdIG:20160104010346:s
>
> You could spend several days with Photoshop and you still couldn't
> fix this image.

Adobe cloud software?  No thanks.  They're the makers (well, actually just
the maintainers, since they bought it) of Flash, one of the most problematic
pieces of software on the web and in corporate training.

-- 
You have the power to influence all with whom you come in contact.

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#339816 — Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry M

"Chris Ahlstrom" <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> said news:n6dig5$d44$1@dont-email.me...
> Vile Strong wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
> 
>>
>> You could spend several days with Photoshop and you still couldn't
>> fix this image.
> 
> Adobe cloud software?  No thanks.  They're the makers (well, actually just
> the maintainers, since they bought it) of Flash, one of the most problematic
> pieces of software on the web and in corporate training.
> 

It's 5:30am in the morning your local time. Who the fuck wakes up at 5:30 in the morning to post wimpy garbage like this to usenet?

What the hell is wrong with you little beaver Ahlstrom? You don't have anything better to do with your life than wake up at 5:30 so you can start trolling first thing in the morning?

As they say in the Chris Ahlstrom household, the early bird gets to wipe the pee-pee!


   "I'm not worthy to wipe your pee-pee"
    - Chris Ahlstrom propositioning another guy

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#339819 — Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry M

Delgato <delgato@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> "Chris Ahlstrom" <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> said news:n6dig5$d44$1@dont-email.me...
>> Vile Strong wrote this copyrighted missive and expects royalties:
>> 
>>>
>>> You could spend several days with Photoshop and you still couldn't
>>> fix this image.
>> 
>> Adobe cloud software?  No thanks.  They're the makers (well, actually just
>> the maintainers, since they bought it) of Flash, one of the most problematic
>> pieces of software on the web and in corporate training.
>> 
> 
> It's 5:30am in the morning your local time. Who the fuck wakes up at 5:30 in the morning to post wimpy garbage like this to usenet?
> 
> What the hell is wrong with you little beaver Ahlstrom? You don't have anything better to do with your life than wake up at 5:30 so you can start trolling first thing in the morning?
> 

lol

> As they say in the Chris Ahlstrom household, the [CENSORED] gets to wipe the pee-pee!
> 
> 
>    "I'm not worthy to wipe your pee-pee"
>     - Chris Ahlstrom propositioning another guy
> 
 

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#339577

On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 00:58:56 +0000, Vile Strong wrote:

> Hey, smart fuck.  Wanna see some magic?  Of course you do.
> Like all Microsoft patsies, you cannot resist.
> 

You'd better hurry up, BH.  That image link will expire in
28 days.  After that you'll never know what the secret message
says.

You should take a small portion of your massive disposable
income and hire a programmer hack to perform these simple
preparatory tasks for you.

Hurry up, BH.  Your secret message is waiting.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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#339594

On 04/01/2016 04:43, Vile Strong wrote:
> On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 00:58:56 +0000, Vile Strong wrote:
>
>> Hey, smart fuck.  Wanna see some magic?  Of course you do.
>> Like all Microsoft patsies, you cannot resist.
>>
>
> You'd better hurry up, BH.  That image link will expire in
> 28 days.  After that you'll never know what the secret message
> says.
>
> You should take a small portion of your massive disposable
> income and hire a programmer hack to perform these simple
> preparatory tasks for you.
>
> Hurry up, BH.  Your secret message is waiting.
>
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>

Decoded in less than 10 minutes on a Windows PC.

ROFL!

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#339593

On 04/01/2016 00:58, Vile Strong wrote:
> Hey, smart fuck.  Wanna see some magic?  Of course you do.
> Like all Microsoft patsies, you cannot resist.
>
> Well, you've gotta work a little for it.  But at the end you'll
> receive a very nice surprise.
>
> First, compile the HDRI version of ImageMagick with a 32-bit
> floating point depth.  You'll also need to install FFTW, or
> the Fastest Fourier Transform in the West.  These web sites
> will tell you all about it:
>
> http://www.imagemagick.org/script/index.php
>
> http://fftw.org
>
> Yes, you've got to compile.  But you can do it.  You're a smart fuck.
>
> Then download the Fred Weinhaus CAMERADEBLUR script:
>
> http://www.fmwconcepts.com/imagemagick/cameradeblur/index.php
>
> After you've accomplished all of the above, then download
> this TIFF image file:
>
> http://www.fileconvoy.com/dfl.php?id=g9a5f3a6fe1704d02999768040e03004a23fe55e1e
>
> This file is a VERY blurred image.  You can view it like this:
>
> display message-blurred.tif &
>
> Look how nasty it is!  But don't alter this TIFF file in any way.
>
> Now, run the CAMERADEBLUR script as follows:
>
> cameradeblur -t d -a 60 message-blurred.tif message-deblurred.tif
>
> display message-deblurred.tif &
>
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>
> That's for you, shill.
>


Trust a Linux Loser to suggest a convoluted way to do a simple task.

In Windows or Mac (If you've got 5 minutes to spare):

1. Convert the Tif to a JPEG using whatever tool you want. I used an 
online one so I didn't need to download or compile anything; 
http://image.online-convert.com/convert-to-jpg

2. Download http://smartdeblur.net/download.html

You'll reveal the typical Linux Losers idea of humour:
A Black & White image of a guy giving the Bird with the message "Up yo' 
mamma's ass, MS shill"

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#339645

On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 12:09:58 +0000, Desk Rabbit wrote:

> 
> In Windows or Mac (If you've got 5 minutes to spare):
> 
> 2. Download http://smartdeblur.net/download.html
>

Five minutes?  In Linux it requires less than 5 SECONDS --
and the quality would be a lot better as well.  (You haven't
posted the result because it must look like shit.)

But you don't even have the slightest notion of what you did --
or, more accurately, what was done for you.

Would you care to explain the technical details?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

You are the typical Microsoft/Apple user.  You are thoroughly
incompetent in a technical/programming sense and you need to
have everything done for you.

Well, Mr. Techno-Zero, all your opinions are INVALID, because
your expertise is on par with a stupid cunt.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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#339646

"Vile Strong" <vs@zen.info> wrote in message 
news:n6edu601v0q@news6.newsguy.com...
> On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 12:09:58 +0000, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>
>
> But you don't even have the slightest notion of what you did --
> or, more accurately, what was done for you.
>
> Would you care to explain the technical details?
>
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>

I laughed harder than that when you explained how NTFS works.


    "Internally, Microsoft still uses the former 8.3 filename notation
    because nothing else will work.  The more "liberal" file naming
    convention is just a cosmetic cover."

   idiocy from Fabian Russell
   Nov 9, 2015 - <pan.2015.11.09.18.05.31@localhost.localdomain>

>
> Well, Mr. Techno-Zero, all your opinions are INVALID, because
> your expertise is on par with a stupid cunt.

I don't think his expertise is on par with your mother.


>
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>
Nym-shifting idiots laugh. It's what they do.

-- 
"Microsoft implements the Unicode standard using UTF-16.  This means that 
ascii text files are now TWICE as large.  Very stupid."

The "very stupid" Fabian Russell
<pan.2015.11.09.18.27.55@localhost.localdomain>
Nov 9, 2015

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#339655

On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 13:42:29 -0500, Ezekiel wrote:

> 
> I don't think his expertise is on par with your mother.
> 

Yo' mamma was one of Bill Gate's disposable whores -- or was
it Steve Balmer?  Probably both.

That's why you defend the shit corp Microsoft.  It's a matter
of family pride.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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#339660

"Vile Strong" <vs@zen.info> wrote in message
news:n6edu601v0q@news6.newsguy.com...
> On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 12:09:58 +0000, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>
>
>
> Well, Mr. Techno-Zero, all your opinions are INVALID, because
> your expertise is on par with a stupid cunt.

I don't think his expertise is on par with your mother.


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

-- 
"Most, if not all, women in science are fscking ugly.

Fabian Russell - October 30, 2015
<pan.2015.10.30.19.28.54@localhost.localdomain>

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#339673

On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 19:08:18 +0000, Vile Strong wrote:

> On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 13:42:29 -0500, Ezekiel wrote:
> 
> 
>> I don't think his expertise is on par with your mother.
>> 
>> 
> Yo' mamma was one of Bill Gate's disposable whores -- or was it Steve
> Balmer?  Probably both.
> 
> That's why you defend the shit corp Microsoft.  It's a matter of family
> pride.
> 
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

If these are supposed to be witty comebacks...well then, don't quit your 
day jobs, heh.

-- 
 -v
Kernel:4.3.3-sd  Desktop:Xfce 4.12.2  Distro:Linux Mint 17.3 Rosa

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#339779

On 01/04/16 12:43, vallor wrote:
> On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 19:08:18 +0000, Vile Strong wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 13:42:29 -0500, Ezekiel wrote:
>>
>>
>>> I don't think his expertise is on par with your mother.
>>>
>>>
>> Yo' mamma was one of Bill Gate's disposable whores -- or was it Steve
>> Balmer?  Probably both.
>>
>> That's why you defend the shit corp Microsoft.  It's a matter of family
>> pride.
>>
>> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>
> If these are supposed to be witty comebacks...well then, don't quit your
> day jobs, heh.
>

I think he is still looking for a job.

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#339780

On 1/4/2016 1:33 PM, Vile Strong wrote:
> On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 12:09:58 +0000, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>
>>
>> In Windows or Mac (If you've got 5 minutes to spare):
>>
>> 2. Download http://smartdeblur.net/download.html
>>
>
> Five minutes?  In Linux it requires less than 5 SECONDS --
> and the quality would be a lot better as well.  (You haven't
> posted the result because it must look like shit.)
>
> But you don't even have the slightest notion of what you did --
> or, more accurately, what was done for you.
>
> Would you care to explain the technical details?
>
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>
> You are the typical Microsoft/Apple user.  You are thoroughly
> incompetent in a technical/programming sense and you need to
> have everything done for you.


User-Agent: Pan/0.140 (Chocolate Salty Balls; GIT 02eaa66  HEAD -> master)


Good one, Shit For Brains!

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#339821

On 04/01/2016 18:33, Vile Strong wrote:
> On Mon, 04 Jan 2016 12:09:58 +0000, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>
>>
>> In Windows or Mac (If you've got 5 minutes to spare):
>>
>> 2. Download http://smartdeblur.net/download.html
>>
>
> Five minutes?  In Linux it requires less than 5 SECONDS --

5 seconds is without a doubt a complete and utter lie. You couldn't 
download and compile the software you used in that time, it's a physical 
impossibility.

> and the quality would be a lot better as well.  (You haven't
> posted the result because it must look like shit.)

The quality was good enough to read your childish message though wasn't 
it? You also didn't ask for the result to be posted, you simply inferred 
that the message should be decoded so I've done all that was needed.

Typical Linux Luser Lunacy. Lost the game so move the goalposts.

>
> But you don't even have the slightest notion of what you did --
> or, more accurately, what was done for you.

I drive a car every day, I don't need to know the minute detail of how 
it works to achieve my goal.

>
> Would you care to explain the technical details?

Yeah, I downloaded your file, converted it to a JPG and used some 
software to remove the blurring.

Care to explain the technical details of your solution beyond compiling 
some software that someone else wrote? Thought not.....

>
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>
> You are the typical Microsoft/Apple user.  You are thoroughly
> incompetent in a technical/programming sense and you need to
> have everything done for you.

Nobody needs to be a programmer to use technology and that's exactly how 
it should be.

>
> Well, Mr. Techno-Zero, all your opinions are INVALID, because
> your expertise is on par with a stupid cunt.
>
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>

The last resort of the Linux Loon, the insult.

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#339843

On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 10:22:11 +0000, Desk Rabbit wrote:

> 
> I drive a car every day, I don't need to know the minute detail of how 
> it works to achieve my goal.
> 

So very true.

But a real man would WANT to know.

Curiosity and inquisitiveness are the hallmarks of true intelligence,
and you do not qualify.

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#339858

On 05/01/2016 14:35, Vile Strong wrote:
> On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 10:22:11 +0000, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>
>>
>> I drive a car every day, I don't need to know the minute detail of how
>> it works to achieve my goal.
>>
>
> So very true.
>
> But a real man would WANT to know.

To what end? Would it make you a better driver, of course not.

>
> Curiosity and inquisitiveness are the hallmarks of true intelligence,
> and you do not qualify.
>

Tell that to a dead cat.

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#339892

On 01/05/16 07:35, Vile Strong wrote:
> On Tue, 05 Jan 2016 10:22:11 +0000, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>
>>
>> I drive a car every day, I don't need to know the minute detail of how
>> it works to achieve my goal.
>>
>
> So very true.
>
> But a real man would WANT to know.

It sure isn't you, eh?

>
> Curiosity and inquisitiveness are the hallmarks of true intelligence,
> and you do not qualify.
>

Ah yes... the postal snipper.

You are lying for lienux.

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