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Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H

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Subject Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H
Date 2016-01-04 12:09 +0000
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On 04/01/2016 00:58, Vile Strong wrote:
> Hey, smart fuck.  Wanna see some magic?  Of course you do.
> Like all Microsoft patsies, you cannot resist.
>
> Well, you've gotta work a little for it.  But at the end you'll
> receive a very nice surprise.
>
> First, compile the HDRI version of ImageMagick with a 32-bit
> floating point depth.  You'll also need to install FFTW, or
> the Fastest Fourier Transform in the West.  These web sites
> will tell you all about it:
>
> http://www.imagemagick.org/script/index.php
>
> http://fftw.org
>
> Yes, you've got to compile.  But you can do it.  You're a smart fuck.
>
> Then download the Fred Weinhaus CAMERADEBLUR script:
>
> http://www.fmwconcepts.com/imagemagick/cameradeblur/index.php
>
> After you've accomplished all of the above, then download
> this TIFF image file:
>
> http://www.fileconvoy.com/dfl.php?id=g9a5f3a6fe1704d02999768040e03004a23fe55e1e
>
> This file is a VERY blurred image.  You can view it like this:
>
> display message-blurred.tif &
>
> Look how nasty it is!  But don't alter this TIFF file in any way.
>
> Now, run the CAMERADEBLUR script as follows:
>
> cameradeblur -t d -a 60 message-blurred.tif message-deblurred.tif
>
> display message-deblurred.tif &
>
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>
> That's for you, shill.
>


Trust a Linux Loser to suggest a convoluted way to do a simple task.

In Windows or Mac (If you've got 5 minutes to spare):

1. Convert the Tif to a JPEG using whatever tool you want. I used an 
online one so I didn't need to download or compile anything; 
http://image.online-convert.com/convert-to-jpg

2. Download http://smartdeblur.net/download.html

You'll reveal the typical Linux Losers idea of humour:
A Black & White image of a guy giving the Bird with the message "Up yo' 
mamma's ass, MS shill"

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Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 00:58 +0000
  Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Barry H <barryum@linuxmail.org> - 2016-01-03 20:05 -0500
    Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 01:18 +0000
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry M Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2016-01-04 05:45 -0500
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry M "Delgato" <delgato@gmail.com> - 2016-01-05 04:53 +0100
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry M owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2016-01-05 07:54 +0000
  Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 04:43 +0000
    Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-04 12:11 +0000
  Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-04 12:09 +0000
    Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 18:33 +0000
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2016-01-04 13:42 -0500
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 19:08 +0000
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2016-01-04 14:27 -0500
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-01-04 19:43 +0000
            Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-01-04 17:10 -0700
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-01-04 19:09 -0500
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-05 10:22 +0000
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-05 14:35 +0000
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-05 15:44 +0000
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-01-05 13:43 -0700
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Sandman <mr@sandman.net> - 2016-01-05 13:23 +0000
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-05 15:46 +0000
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2016-01-05 11:47 -0500
            Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-01-05 13:45 -0700
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2016-01-05 21:23 +0000
  Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2016-01-04 11:33 -0800
    Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 19:40 +0000
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2016-01-04 14:45 -0500
        Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Vile Strong <vs@zen.info> - 2016-01-04 20:16 +0000
          Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-01-04 17:10 -0700
      Re: Secret Message For The Cheap Shill Barry H Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-01-05 10:23 +0000

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