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  DFS Lament Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-08-07 13:23 +0000
    Re: DFS Lament 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2016-08-07 18:16 +0000
      Re: DFS Lament abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2016-08-07 19:24 +0200
        Re: DFS Lament 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2016-08-07 19:30 +0000
          Re: DFS Lament abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2016-08-07 20:54 +0200
            Re: DFS Lament 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2016-08-07 20:06 +0000
              Re: DFS Lament abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2016-08-07 21:16 +0200
                Re: DFS Lament 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2016-08-07 19:51 +0000
                  Re: DFS Lament abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2016-08-07 22:01 +0200
                    Re: DFS Lament 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2016-08-07 22:50 +0000
                      Re: DFS Lament abelard <abelard3@abelard.org> - 2016-08-08 11:22 +0200
          Re: DFS Lament "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-08-08 13:38 +0000
          Re: DFS Lament kubuntuking@gmail.com - 2016-08-12 07:13 -0700
        Re: DFS Lament Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-08-08 10:23 +0000
          Re: DFS Lament -hh <recscuba_google@huntzinger.com> - 2016-08-08 03:32 -0700
          Re: DFS Lament Melzzzzz <mel@zzzzz.com> - 2016-08-08 13:46 +0200
            Re: DFS Lament Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-08-08 13:18 +0100
              Re: DFS Lament fr314159@gmail.com - 2016-08-08 06:43 -0700
                Re: DFS Lament "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-08-08 14:01 +0000
                  Re: DFS Lament Melzzzzz <mel@zzzzz.com> - 2016-08-08 16:12 +0200
                    Re: DFS Lament "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-08-08 15:12 +0000
                Re: DFS Lament Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-08-08 15:02 +0100
                Re: DFS Lament DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-08-08 13:50 -0400
              Re: DFS Lament fr314159@gmail.com - 2016-08-08 12:17 -0700
            Re: DFS Lament fr314159@gmail.com - 2016-08-08 06:38 -0700
              Re: DFS Lament "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-08-08 14:13 +0000
      Re: DFS Lament DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-08-08 16:57 -0400
    Re: DFS Lament DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-08-08 16:53 -0400

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#364792

Melzzzzz <mel@zzzzz.com> wrote:
> On 8/8/16 4:01 PM, Octavian W. Lagrange wrote:
>> fr314159@gmail.com wrote:
>>> On Monday, August 8, 2016 at 8:18:25 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> he's not a server admin.
>>>>
>>>
>>> But you undoubtedly ARE a server administrator, because server
>>> administrators, as well as systems administrators and
>>> administrators of any kind, are all stupid incompetents that
>>> can't do anything else.
>>>
>>> Applications and application programming are where the truly
>>> intelligent and incompetent people are to be found.
>>>
>>
>> Nice self-nuke, tard.
>>
> Heh, freudian slip ;)

Fabtard obviously wants to raise taxes on the middle class.

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#364787

On 08/08/2016 14:43, fr314159@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, August 8, 2016 at 8:18:25 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>
>>
>> he's not a server admin.
>>
>
> But you undoubtedly ARE a server administrator, because server
> administrators, as well as systems administrators and
> administrators of any kind, are all stupid incompetents that
> can't do anything else.
>
> Applications and application programming are where the truly
> intelligent and incompetent people are to be found.
>
> Servers are the toys of idiotic assholes.
>
> Pffffffffffft!
>
> Add that to your breakfast tea and choke on the bitterness.
>
>

Without someone administering the Usenet servers (And making sure their 
clocks are correct) you wouldn't be able to post.

Without someone administering the servers hosting your favourite distros 
and source code you'd have nothing.

Without someone administering the email servers, you'd have no email.

Without someone administering the servers where your applications can 
save and share data, your applications would be useless.

You are an idiot, go back to playing with your toy Linux Desktop system.

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#364811

On 8/8/2016 9:43 AM, fr314159@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, August 8, 2016 at 8:18:25 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>
>>
>> he's not a server admin.
>>
>
> But you undoubtedly ARE a server administrator, because server
> administrators, as well as systems administrators and
> administrators of any kind, are all stupid incompetents that
> can't do anything else.
>
> Applications and application programming are where the truly
> intelligent and incompetent people are to be found.


So tell us about all the apps you've programmed, Feeb.



> Servers are the toys of idiotic assholes.

Idiot.



> Pffffffffffft!
>
> Add that to your breakfast tea and choke on the bitterness.

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#364826

On Monday, August 8, 2016 at 8:18:25 AM UTC-4, Desk Rabbit wrote:

> 
> It's a play system in his bedroom, he's not a server 
> admin.
>

You got that right.  I sure as fuck am NOT a stupid, incompetent
server administrator.  That job is for brain-dead pussies.

But let us forego that trivial point and consider something
far more significant.

This idiot (who obviously IS a server admin) does not yet seem to grasp
the revolutionary idea of "personal computing."  To his diminutive
mind, the personal computer (PC) is nothing more than a "system in the bedroom."
 
Well, let us set the record straight.

The most significant technical development of the 20th century,
by far, was the personal computer.  The PC device enabled the common
man to harness, for his own inventiveness and creativity, unparalleled
computing power.  Never before in human history had such potentiality
been unleashed in such a widely accessible form.  Isaac Newton, as well
as every other great historical thinker, would have given his eye-teeth
to possess a PC.

But this arrogant twit, from his pathetic vantage of server administration,
simply dismisses this wondrous contraption as a mere "system in the bedroom."

He likely returns home from his day at the server farm and immediately
plants his fat ass in front of his wide-screen TV for an evening of
thumb-sucking Netflix.  For him, that is the extent of the PC experience.

Well, there are a select few that strive to make full use of the
potent device known as the PC, and we preferentially employ GNU/Linux
because it is the ONLY OS that gives full control to the user, as
the sentient designers of the PC undoubtedly intended.

Hang this adage above your desk as an undying reminder:

Microsoft enslaves and stifles; GNU/Linux liberates and inspires.

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#364784

On Monday, August 8, 2016 at 7:46:45 AM UTC-4, Melzzzzz wrote:

> 
> You are not running ntpd?
>

That response is irrelevant, irrational, illogical, and imbecilic.

When reading Usenet postings, the whole point is to read the
postings, and not to examine the metadata such as headers, clocks, etc.

Only a fucking asshole peruses the metadata.

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#364791

fr314159@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, August 8, 2016 at 7:46:45 AM UTC-4, Melzzzzz wrote:
> 
>> 
>> You are not running ntpd?
>>
> 
> That response is irrelevant, irrational, illogical, and imbecilic.
> 
> When reading Usenet postings, the whole point is to read the
> postings, and not to examine the metadata such as headers, clocks, etc.
> 

You spend a lot of time editing your From header.

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#364844

On 8/7/2016 2:16 PM, 7 wrote:
> Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
>
>> Everything uttered by the dumb-fuck shill is always reducible
>> to the following:
>>
>> I can't do nothing.  I don't know nothing.  I can't do shit.
>> I don't know shit.
>
> That sounds about right for that internet doxing troll
> with Ass Bugger syndrome and all paid for by microshat
> and appil to troll on the internet against Linux users.
>
> On behalf of microshit and appil, this troll will keep files
> on internet Linux users and will dox you on direct
> orders from microshit and appil. One hopes that microshit,
> and all its employees and those of appile all get thrown
> under a bus on their way home thanks to this internet troll.
>
> Kick her in the shiity and she will go ooo and aaa and
> dox you harder. She is easiest troll to own around here ;)


You "doxed" yourself long ago, moron.  Something like 8 years before I 
arrived in cola.




> In the mean time Linux has taken over the planet

But not in your grimy cube at work, at www.instrotech.com

<snip various idiotic lies>




> So learn all the
> open source software such as gcc (C/C++), php, netbeans, eclipse,
> python, bash scripting, puppet, apache, mysql, sqlite etc etc
> and make yourself rich.

Why do you promote open source but refuse to show your source code, 
hypocrite?

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#364842

On 8/7/2016 9:23 AM, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
> Everything uttered by the dumb-fuck shill is always reducible
> to the following:
>
> I can't do nothing.  I don't know nothing.  I can't do shit.
> I don't know shit.
>
> I need help -- lots of help.  I can't do do shit.  I don't
> know shit.
>
> Help me, Microsoft!  Help me, Google!  Please!  I beg you!
> I will give you my undying loyalty and support!  Just please
> help me do something -- anything!  Help me, Google!  Help
> me, Microsoft!
>
> I can't do nothing.  I don't know nothing.  I can't do shit.
> I don't know shit.
>
> I am a failure, and I want no one to know it.  I want no one
> to know that I can't do shit!
>
> So help me, Microsoft!  Help me, Google!  Help me!!!!!!!



You wrote 21 lines of C code.  It contained at least 6 errors that I - a 
C novice - spotted.

That tells us everything we need to know about you, Feeb.



    > Begin my beautifully perfect C code
    > 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
    >
    > #include <stdio.h>
    > #include <stdlib.h>
    > #include <time.h>
    >
    > int main()
    > {
    > int i, sins, rnd_index_1, rnd_index_2;
    > time_t t;
    >
    > // define strings
    > char *sin[7] = 
{"lust","gluttony","greed","sloth","wrath","envy","pride"};
    > char *sinner[23] = 
{"DFS","Octavian","7","Melzzzzz","Fabian","Gohde","Kohlmann","Takuya","Ahlstrom","shitv","Greycloud","Marek","Desk 
Rabbit","-hh","JED","Relf","wRonG","Sandman","sbd","Carroll","Tattoo","Bloaty","Dumb 
Willie"};
    > int sinner_ptr[23];
    > char *organ[4] = {"heart","stomach","dick","peabrain"};
    > char *desc[4] = {"beautiful","nasty","wonderful","repulsive"};
    >
    > // initialize RNG and index array
    > srand((unsigned) time(&t));
    > for(i=0; i<=22; i++) { sinner_ptr[i]=i; }
    >
    > // main loop
    > for(sins=1; sins<=50; sins++)
    > {
    > // get first rnd index
    > rnd_index_1 = rand() % 22;
    >
    > // swap index pointers
    > i=sinner_ptr[rnd_index_1]; sinner_ptr[rnd_index_1]=sinner_ptr[22]; 
sinner_ptr[22]=i;
    >
    > // get second rnd index on reduced set
    > rnd_index_2 = rand() % 21;
    >
    > // print all rnd strings
    > fprintf(stdout, "%d The %s %s holds in his %s for %s is a %s 
thing.\n", sins, sin[rand() % 6], sinner[rnd_index_1], organ[rand() % 
3], sinner[rnd_index_2], desc[rand() % 3]);
    > }
    >
    > return(0);
    > }
    >
    > 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > End my beautifully perfect C code
    >
    >
    > Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!



Errors:

1. sin[rand() % 6]
2. rnd_index_1 = rand() % 22;
3. organ[rand() % 3]
4. desc[rand() % 3]
5. hard-coded all the modulus divisors
6. you didn't 'reduce the set' as you claimed.  Instead, you
       reduced the mod divisor.


So you're incompetent at your beloved C.

What's left?  C#?  Can you even hack it at a language you claim to hate?


"C#/.NET programmers are the burger-flippers of the programming
world."

"Fuck!  C#/.NET people don't even program.  They merely arrange
prefabricated "blocks" in the manner of a stupid child.  C#/.NET
is a true paint-by-numbers scheme that can make any idiot feel
like a real creative software developer."

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