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Re: DFS Lament

From	DFS <nospam@dfs.com>
Newsgroups	comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject	Re: DFS Lament
Date	2016-08-08 16:53 -0400
Organization	A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID	<noargj$6ul$2@dont-email.me> (permalink)
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On 8/7/2016 9:23 AM, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
> Everything uttered by the dumb-fuck shill is always reducible
> to the following:
>
> I can't do nothing.  I don't know nothing.  I can't do shit.
> I don't know shit.
>
> I need help -- lots of help.  I can't do do shit.  I don't
> know shit.
>
> Help me, Microsoft!  Help me, Google!  Please!  I beg you!
> I will give you my undying loyalty and support!  Just please
> help me do something -- anything!  Help me, Google!  Help
> me, Microsoft!
>
> I can't do nothing.  I don't know nothing.  I can't do shit.
> I don't know shit.
>
> I am a failure, and I want no one to know it.  I want no one
> to know that I can't do shit!
>
> So help me, Microsoft!  Help me, Google!  Help me!!!!!!!



You wrote 21 lines of C code.  It contained at least 6 errors that I - a 
C novice - spotted.

That tells us everything we need to know about you, Feeb.



    > Begin my beautifully perfect C code
    > 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
    >
    > #include <stdio.h>
    > #include <stdlib.h>
    > #include <time.h>
    >
    > int main()
    > {
    > int i, sins, rnd_index_1, rnd_index_2;
    > time_t t;
    >
    > // define strings
    > char *sin[7] = 
{"lust","gluttony","greed","sloth","wrath","envy","pride"};
    > char *sinner[23] = 
{"DFS","Octavian","7","Melzzzzz","Fabian","Gohde","Kohlmann","Takuya","Ahlstrom","shitv","Greycloud","Marek","Desk 
Rabbit","-hh","JED","Relf","wRonG","Sandman","sbd","Carroll","Tattoo","Bloaty","Dumb 
Willie"};
    > int sinner_ptr[23];
    > char *organ[4] = {"heart","stomach","dick","peabrain"};
    > char *desc[4] = {"beautiful","nasty","wonderful","repulsive"};
    >
    > // initialize RNG and index array
    > srand((unsigned) time(&t));
    > for(i=0; i<=22; i++) { sinner_ptr[i]=i; }
    >
    > // main loop
    > for(sins=1; sins<=50; sins++)
    > {
    > // get first rnd index
    > rnd_index_1 = rand() % 22;
    >
    > // swap index pointers
    > i=sinner_ptr[rnd_index_1]; sinner_ptr[rnd_index_1]=sinner_ptr[22]; 
sinner_ptr[22]=i;
    >
    > // get second rnd index on reduced set
    > rnd_index_2 = rand() % 21;
    >
    > // print all rnd strings
    > fprintf(stdout, "%d The %s %s holds in his %s for %s is a %s 
thing.\n", sins, sin[rand() % 6], sinner[rnd_index_1], organ[rand() % 
3], sinner[rnd_index_2], desc[rand() % 3]);
    > }
    >
    > return(0);
    > }
    >
    > 
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > End my beautifully perfect C code
    >
    >
    > Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!



Errors:

1. sin[rand() % 6]
2. rnd_index_1 = rand() % 22;
3. organ[rand() % 3]
4. desc[rand() % 3]
5. hard-coded all the modulus divisors
6. you didn't 'reduce the set' as you claimed.  Instead, you
       reduced the mod divisor.


So you're incompetent at your beloved C.

What's left?  C#?  Can you even hack it at a language you claim to hate?


"C#/.NET programmers are the burger-flippers of the programming
world."

"Fuck!  C#/.NET people don't even program.  They merely arrange
prefabricated "blocks" in the manner of a stupid child.  C#/.NET
is a true paint-by-numbers scheme that can make any idiot feel
like a real creative software developer."

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