Groups | Search | Server Info | Keyboard shortcuts | Login | Register [http] [https] [nntp] [nntps]

Groups > comp.os.linux.advocacy > #288008 > unrolled thread

has somebody got a voodoo doll?

Back to article view | Back to comp.os.linux.advocacy

Contents

  has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 14:51 +0000
    Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-06 10:54 -0400
      Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 18:18 +0000
        Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-06 14:29 -0400
          Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2015-04-06 12:25 -0700
          Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 21:11 +0000
            Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-06 21:55 -0400
    Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-04-06 11:07 -0400
      Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 18:20 +0000
    Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-06 11:36 -0400
      Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 18:36 +0000
        Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-06 15:26 -0400
        Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-06 21:56 -0400

#288008 — has somebody got a voodoo doll?

I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :) 

[toc] | [next] | [standalone]

#288011

On 4/6/2015 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)

I think it's pretty cool anyway :)

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288046

DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> On 4/6/2015 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
>> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
>> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
>> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
>> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)

> I think it's pretty cool anyway :)

hey!

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288049

On 4/6/2015 2:18 PM, owl wrote:
> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>> On 4/6/2015 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
>>> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
>>> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
>>> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
>>> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)
>
>> I think it's pretty cool anyway :)
>
> hey!


Pull one knife out and another comes out with it and does a perfect 180 
and attacks you?

Good stuff!

Any other kitchen utensils attack you last night?

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288071

On Monday, April 6, 2015 at 12:30:03 PM UTC-6, DFS wrote:
> On 4/6/2015 2:18 PM, owl wrote:
> > DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> >> On 4/6/2015 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
> >>> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
> >>> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
> >>> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
> >>> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)
> >
> >> I think it's pretty cool anyway :)
> >
> > hey!
> 
> 
> Pull one knife out and another comes out with it and does a perfect 180 
> and attacks you?
> 
> Good stuff!
> 
> Any other kitchen utensils attack you last night?

No, but in a nice turn of events his bed pissed on him.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288098

DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
> On 4/6/2015 2:18 PM, owl wrote:
>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>> On 4/6/2015 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
>>>> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
>>>> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
>>>> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
>>>> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)
>>
>>> I think it's pretty cool anyway :)
>>
>> hey!


> Pull one knife out and another comes out with it and does a perfect 180 
> and attacks you?

> Good stuff!

> Any other kitchen utensils attack you last night?

No, but my wife felt guilty for putting the knife in the wrong slot,
so she bought a purple velvet pillow with gold fringe and corner tassles,
and she plans to walk along beside me supporting my hand until it's time
for the stitches to come out.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288182

On 4/6/2015 5:11 PM, owl wrote:
> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>> On 4/6/2015 2:18 PM, owl wrote:
>>> DFS <nospam@dfs.com> wrote:
>>>> On 4/6/2015 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
>>>>> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
>>>>> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
>>>>> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
>>>>> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)
>>>
>>>> I think it's pretty cool anyway :)
>>>
>>> hey!
>
>
>> Pull one knife out and another comes out with it and does a perfect 180
>> and attacks you?
>
>> Good stuff!
>
>> Any other kitchen utensils attack you last night?
>
> No, but my wife felt guilty for putting the knife in the wrong slot,
> so she bought a purple velvet pillow with gold fringe and corner tassles,
> and she plans to walk along beside me supporting my hand until it's time
> for the stitches to come out.


Good girl!

I hope she's able to keep the tires on your house inflated to 48psi 
during your recovery.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288019

"owl" <owl@rooftop.invalid> wrote in message 
news:bvh8g.fea3@rooftop.invalid...
>I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)
>

    Call 1-800-LAWYERZ

Clearly the knife block was defective. You are entitled to damages - both 
mental and emotional. You are no longer able to use a knife to cut your food 
at dinner without reliving the terrible moment. It's very serious but 
nothing that a few million dollars can't cure.

-- 
Then ask yourself why it /really/ took Munich 7 years to migrate 15,000
computers to Linux. With a small team of technicians and engineers, I
could have done that in less than six months, even allowing for complete
re-engineering of otherwise "irreplaceable" proprietary components, and
I guarantee I would have come well under the budget Munich wasted, as
they stood around bitching and scratching their balls. Any company
claiming that isn't possible is simply lying (or incompetent).


Homer, the amazingly incredible IT super-hero.
http://groups.google.com/group/comp.os.linux.advocacy/msg/eb6773f5eac728f1?hl=en

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288047

Ezekiel <zeke@nosuchemail.com> wrote:

> "owl" <owl@rooftop.invalid> wrote in message 
> news:bvh8g.fea3@rooftop.invalid...
>>I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
>> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
>> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
>> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)
>>

>     Call 1-800-LAWYERZ

> Clearly the knife block was defective. You are entitled to damages - both 
> mental and emotional. You are no longer able to use a knife to cut your food 
> at dinner without reliving the terrible moment. It's very serious but 
> nothing that a few million dollars can't cure.

I'll look into this.  THanks!

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288025

On 2015-04-06 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)

Does your knife block run on the Linux kernel?

-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288051

Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> wrote:
> On 2015-04-06 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
>> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
>> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
>> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
>> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)

> Does your knife block run on the Linux kernel?

Apparently.  /dev/block, /etc/fstab, /usr/bin/cut.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288072

On 2015-04-06 2:36 PM, owl wrote:
> Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> wrote:
>> On 2015-04-06 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
>>> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
>>> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
>>> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
>>> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)
>
>> Does your knife block run on the Linux kernel?
>
> Apparently.  /dev/block, /etc/fstab, /usr/bin/cut.

LOL, unlike most of open-source, it actually worked!

-- 
Slimer
OpenMedia, GreenPeace Supporter & SPCA Paw Partner
Encrypt.

[toc] | [prev] | [next] | [standalone]

#288183

On 4/6/2015 2:36 PM, owl wrote:
> Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> wrote:
>> On 2015-04-06 10:51 AM, owl wrote:
>>> I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
>>> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
>>> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
>>> inch deep.  It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)
>
>> Does your knife block run on the Linux kernel?
>
> Apparently.  /dev/block, /etc/fstab, /usr/bin/cut.

ha!

Earlier I took a C:\Windows\Minidump.

[toc] | [prev] | [standalone]

Back to top | Article view | comp.os.linux.advocacy

csiph-web