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| From | "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> |
|---|---|
| Newsgroups | comp.os.linux.advocacy |
| Subject | Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? |
| Date | 2015-04-06 11:07 -0400 |
| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
| Message-ID | <mfu7dj$qpc$1@dont-email.me> (permalink) |
| References | <bvh8g.fea3@rooftop.invalid> |
"owl" <owl@rooftop.invalid> wrote in message
news:bvh8g.fea3@rooftop.invalid...
>I pulled a santoku knife from the knife block yesterday evening and out
> flies another knife that had been stuck in behind it in the same slot.
> So the other knife does a nice 180 and stabs me in the palm about 1/2
> inch deep. It would have been pretty cool if it hadn't been me. :)
>
Call 1-800-LAWYERZ
Clearly the knife block was defective. You are entitled to damages - both
mental and emotional. You are no longer able to use a knife to cut your food
at dinner without reliving the terrible moment. It's very serious but
nothing that a few million dollars can't cure.
--
Then ask yourself why it /really/ took Munich 7 years to migrate 15,000
computers to Linux. With a small team of technicians and engineers, I
could have done that in less than six months, even allowing for complete
re-engineering of otherwise "irreplaceable" proprietary components, and
I guarantee I would have come well under the budget Munich wasted, as
they stood around bitching and scratching their balls. Any company
claiming that isn't possible is simply lying (or incompetent).
Homer, the amazingly incredible IT super-hero.
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has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 14:51 +0000
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-06 10:54 -0400
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 18:18 +0000
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-06 14:29 -0400
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? Steve Carroll <fretwizzer@gmail.com> - 2015-04-06 12:25 -0700
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 21:11 +0000
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-06 21:55 -0400
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2015-04-06 11:07 -0400
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 18:20 +0000
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-06 11:36 -0400
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2015-04-06 18:36 +0000
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? Slimer <slvrslmr@lv.c> - 2015-04-06 15:26 -0400
Re: has somebody got a voodoo doll? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2015-04-06 21:56 -0400
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