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  Jr.Devops Engineer up2datecorp@gmail.com - 2016-08-18 05:47 -0700
    Re: Jr.Devops Engineer Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-08-18 15:15 +0000
      Re: Jr.Devops Engineer Desk Rabbit <me@example.com> - 2016-08-18 17:12 +0100
        Re: Jr.Devops Engineer Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-08-18 19:07 +0000
          Re: Jr.Devops Engineer DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-08-18 15:22 -0400
            Re: Jr.Devops Engineer Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-08-18 21:29 +0000
            Re: Jr.Devops Engineer GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-08-18 17:03 -0600
              Re: Jr.Devops Engineer DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-08-18 19:24 -0400
                Re: Jr.Devops Engineer GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-08-19 13:34 -0600
              Re: Jr.Devops Engineer Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-08-18 23:27 +0000
                Re: Jr.Devops Engineer "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-08-18 23:50 +0000
                  Re: Jr.Devops Engineer Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-08-19 00:09 +0000
                    Re: Jr.Devops Engineer "Octavian W. Lagrange" <olagrang@perch.invalid> - 2016-08-19 00:22 +0000
                    Re: Jr.Devops Engineer GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-08-19 13:37 -0600
                  Re: Jr.Devops Engineer GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-08-19 13:36 -0600
                Re: Jr.Devops Engineer DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-08-18 20:17 -0400
                Re: Jr.Devops Engineer GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-08-19 13:35 -0600
                  Re: Jr.Devops Engineer DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-08-19 15:38 -0400
    Re: Jr.Devops Engineer GreyCloud <mist@cumulus.com> - 2016-08-18 13:03 -0600
    Re: Jr.Devops Engineer Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-08-18 20:19 +0000
    Re: Jr.Devops Engineer Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> - 2016-08-19 00:00 +0000

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#365893 — Jr.Devops Engineer

Subject :   Jr.Devops Engineer

Position 3: High Priority (Quick Client interview)
 Position :  Jr.Devops Engineer
Location : Dallas, Texas
Position Type : Full Time only
Years of Experience – 2 -6 years
 
DETAILED JD
Years of Experience – 2 -6 years
Mandatory Skills – Version Control, Build Tools, CI Tools, Scripting tools, Code Quality
Good Communication skill, Onsite experience
Experience in Dev Ops processes and methodologies is a must
1) YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
2) MANDATORY SKILLS
3) PREFERABLE SKILLS
 
VERY DETAILED JOB DESCRIPTION IS REQUIED TO PUBLISH IN IJP, ER PORTALS, CAREERS SITE, HIRECRAT PUBLISHING, JOB PORTALS ETC.
(REFER THE SAMPLE ON RIGHT SIDE)
• Experience of the build and deployment of software using automated tools and technologies
• Deep understanding and experience of Continuous Delivery processes and DevOps methodologies 
• Experience with automation/configuration management using either Puppet, Chef or an equivalent
• Demonstrable technical skills at an expert level with: 
o Version Control -  ClearCase, SVN , GIT  and stash
o Build Tool – Ant, Maven, Gradle 
o CI Tool - Build Forge and Jenkins
o Scripting - strong Unix/Linux and shell scripting experience
o Code Quality Tools - SonarQube
o Open source Tool – Elastic search, Logstash, apache
o Artifactory – Nexus Artifacts
o Confluence 

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#365904

On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 05:47:58 -0700, up2datecorp wrote:

>  
> Experience of the build and deployment of software using automated tools
> and technologies
> 

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

That's correct!  No PROGRAMMING SKILLS are required.

The only necessary talent is to be able to select the proper automation
tool and click the pretty "Start" button.

The above process represents about 97% of all software "development"
positions.

Why use C/C++?  They are free and open languages.  It is better to
be totally locked into some proprietary automated system, like Microshit
for example.

The key term, used as pie in the sky to beguile the legions of
duped "programmers" and their brain-dead managers, is PRODUCTIVITY.

REAL men can't be fooled.  REAL men use GNU/Linux.

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#365914

On 18/08/2016 16:15, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 05:47:58 -0700, up2datecorp wrote:
>
>>
>> Experience of the build and deployment of software using automated tools
>> and technologies
>>
>
> Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
>
> That's correct!  No PROGRAMMING SKILLS are required.
>
> The only necessary talent is to be able to select the proper automation
> tool and click the pretty "Start" button.
>
> The above process represents about 97% of all software "development"
> positions.
>
> Why use C/C++?  They are free and open languages.  It is better to
> be totally locked into some proprietary automated system, like Microshit
> for example.
>
> The key term, used as pie in the sky to beguile the legions of
> duped "programmers" and their brain-dead managers, is PRODUCTIVITY.
>
> REAL men can't be fooled.  REAL men use GNU/Linux.
>

You do realise that was an advert for a Linux developer don't you? 
Automated tools boost productivity and get you to the bar with your 
friends earlier. I guess doing stuff the hard way like you do means you 
avoid having to interact socially which would be difficult for you.

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#365966

On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:12:32 +0100, Desk Rabbit wrote:

> 
> Automated tools boost productivity and get you to the bar with your 
> friends earlier.
>

It is typical of a dumb-fuck server administrator to completely
miss the point.  Logical skills are a rarity in that occupational
group.

The entire job classification needs to be changed -- as well as
the pay scale.  Using automated tools is not programming and should
not be classified as such.  Using automated tools requires much less
expertise than fundamental programming and should be paid, accordingly,
much less.

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#365968

On 8/18/2016 3:07 PM, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:12:32 +0100, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>
>>
>> Automated tools boost productivity and get you to the bar with your
>> friends earlier.
>>
>
> It is typical of a dumb-fuck server administrator to completely
> miss the point.  Logical skills are a rarity in that occupational
> group.
>
> The entire job classification needs to be changed -- as well as
> the pay scale.  Using automated tools is not programming and should
> not be classified as such.  Using automated tools requires much less
> expertise than fundamental programming and should be paid, accordingly,
> much less.


A failed C# programmer like you doesn't get to opine on anyone else's 
skills.

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#365983

On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 15:22:31 -0400, DFS wrote:

> 
> A failed C# programmer like you doesn't get to opine on anyone else's 
> skills.
>

The dumb-fuck shill is dead wrong -- again.

But what else is new?  Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Nearly everyone in the programming industry is able to
judge the true value of these push-button, paint-by-numbers
developers.  That's why there is such a big push for more
H1B visas.  Most companies believe that the 40K they can
pay an Indian "programmer" is much closer to the true value
than the 80K demanded by an American.

Heck!  If I needed some C#/.NET development I would hire
the stupid Girl Scout that lives down the street.  After
a few brief lessons on button pushing and icon clicking,
the little bitch could rival a seasoned Visual Studio/.NET
pro.

The dumb-fuck shill is advised to crawl back under his rock.
Attempting to integrate with higher life forms is NEVER advisable.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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#366001

On 08/18/16 13:22, DFS wrote:
> On 8/18/2016 3:07 PM, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
>> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:12:32 +0100, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Automated tools boost productivity and get you to the bar with your
>>> friends earlier.
>>>
>>
>> It is typical of a dumb-fuck server administrator to completely
>> miss the point. Logical skills are a rarity in that occupational
>> group.
>>
>> The entire job classification needs to be changed -- as well as
>> the pay scale. Using automated tools is not programming and should
>> not be classified as such. Using automated tools requires much less
>> expertise than fundamental programming and should be paid, accordingly,
>> much less.
>
>
> A failed C# programmer like you doesn't get to opine on anyone else's
> skills.
>
LOL!!!
Are you still kicking this B-B brained fool down the freeway still?

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#366008

On 8/18/2016 7:03 PM, GreyCloud wrote:
> On 08/18/16 13:22, DFS wrote:
>> On 8/18/2016 3:07 PM, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
>>> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:12:32 +0100, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Automated tools boost productivity and get you to the bar with your
>>>> friends earlier.
>>>>
>>>
>>> It is typical of a dumb-fuck server administrator to completely
>>> miss the point. Logical skills are a rarity in that occupational
>>> group.
>>>
>>> The entire job classification needs to be changed -- as well as
>>> the pay scale. Using automated tools is not programming and should
>>> not be classified as such. Using automated tools requires much less
>>> expertise than fundamental programming and should be paid, accordingly,
>>> much less.
>>
>>
>> A failed C# programmer like you doesn't get to opine on anyone else's
>> skills.
>>
> LOL!!!
> Are you still kicking this B-B brained fool down the freeway still?


Indeed.

Once my boot hits the soft spot of his misshapen skull, we won't hear 
from the lamer any more.

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#366061

On 08/18/16 17:24, DFS wrote:
> On 8/18/2016 7:03 PM, GreyCloud wrote:
>> On 08/18/16 13:22, DFS wrote:
>>> On 8/18/2016 3:07 PM, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:12:32 +0100, Desk Rabbit wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Automated tools boost productivity and get you to the bar with your
>>>>> friends earlier.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> It is typical of a dumb-fuck server administrator to completely
>>>> miss the point. Logical skills are a rarity in that occupational
>>>> group.
>>>>
>>>> The entire job classification needs to be changed -- as well as
>>>> the pay scale. Using automated tools is not programming and should
>>>> not be classified as such. Using automated tools requires much less
>>>> expertise than fundamental programming and should be paid, accordingly,
>>>> much less.
>>>
>>>
>>> A failed C# programmer like you doesn't get to opine on anyone else's
>>> skills.
>>>
>> LOL!!!
>> Are you still kicking this B-B brained fool down the freeway still?
>
>
> Indeed.
>
> Once my boot hits the soft spot of his misshapen skull, we won't hear
> from the lamer any more.
>
>
>
>
LOL!!!

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#366009

On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:03:33 -0600, GreyCloud wrote:

>>
> LOL!!!
>

Fucking affirmative action flunky.

The ONLY way you got anywhere in life is because the shit
company that hired you had to fill a quota for Native
Americans.

If it were not for affirmative action, you'd be sitting
on the reservation, drunk on the white man's "fire water,"
and stinking of three-day-old piss.

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#366013

Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:03:33 -0600, GreyCloud wrote:
> 
>>>
>> LOL!!!
>>
> 
> Fucking affirmative action flunky.
> 
> The ONLY way you got anywhere in life is because the shit
> company that hired you had to fill a quota for Native
> Americans.
> 
> If it were not for affirmative action, you'd be sitting
> on the reservation, drunk on the white man's "fire water,"
> and stinking of three-day-old piss.
> 
> 

You're probably one of those fags that wanted to be the
cowboy when you were a kid playing cowboys and indians.

http://images.esellerpro.com/2372/I/194/555/FDF_610384-2015.jpg

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#366020

On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 23:50:05 +0000, Octavian W. Lagrange wrote:

> 
> You're probably one of those fags that wanted to be the
> cowboy when you were a kid playing cowboys and indians.
> 

You are obviously one of those faggot adults who believes
he is Batman, the champion of justice and the liberal American
way.

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#366023

Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks <am@random.us> wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 23:50:05 +0000, Octavian W. Lagrange wrote:
> 
>> 
>> You're probably one of those fags that wanted to be the
>> cowboy when you were a kid playing cowboys and indians.
>> 
> 
> You are obviously one of those faggot adults who believes
> he is Batman, the champion of justice and the liberal American
> way.
> 

With a name like "Fabian" you don't get to call anybody "faggot."
 

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#366064

On 08/18/16 18:09, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 23:50:05 +0000, Octavian W. Lagrange wrote:
>
>>
>> You're probably one of those fags that wanted to be the
>> cowboy when you were a kid playing cowboys and indians.
>>
>
> You are obviously one of those faggot adults who believes
> he is Batman, the champion of justice and the liberal American
> way.
>
>
Guffaw!!!  Just like a little boy, always referring to his hero.

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#366063

On 08/18/16 17:50, Octavian W. Lagrange wrote:
> Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks<am@random.us>  wrote:
>> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:03:33 -0600, GreyCloud wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>> LOL!!!
>>>
>>
>> Fucking affirmative action flunky.
>>
>> The ONLY way you got anywhere in life is because the shit
>> company that hired you had to fill a quota for Native
>> Americans.
>>
>> If it were not for affirmative action, you'd be sitting
>> on the reservation, drunk on the white man's "fire water,"
>> and stinking of three-day-old piss.
>>
>>
>
> You're probably one of those fags that wanted to be the
> cowboy when you were a kid playing cowboys and indians.
>
> http://images.esellerpro.com/2372/I/194/555/FDF_610384-2015.jpg
>
>
Looks more like dilly dally on howdy dowdy.

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#366021

On 8/18/2016 7:27 PM, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:03:33 -0600, GreyCloud wrote:
>
>>>
>> LOL!!!
>>
>
> Fucking affirmative action flunky.
>
> The ONLY way you got anywhere in life is because the shit
> company that hired you had to fill a quota for Native
> Americans.
>
> If it were not for affirmative action, you'd be sitting
> on the reservation, drunk on the white man's "fire water,"
> and stinking of three-day-old piss.


Is there a quota for shitty, bumbling C# Muslim programmers like yourself?

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#366062

On 08/18/16 17:27, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:03:33 -0600, GreyCloud wrote:
>
>>>
>> LOL!!!
>>
>
> Fucking affirmative action flunky.
>
> The ONLY way you got anywhere in life is because the shit
> company that hired you had to fill a quota for Native
> Americans.
>
> If it were not for affirmative action, you'd be sitting
> on the reservation, drunk on the white man's "fire water,"
> and stinking of three-day-old piss.
>
>
Guffaw!!!  So you think. It wasn't affirmative action, I'll say, but 
hard work at learning and the ability to remember what I've read.
Unlike you.  When I can beat out 5,000 college grads on a written test, 
that says a lot about your white education system.  LOL!!!

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#366065

On 8/19/2016 3:35 PM, GreyCloud wrote:
> On 08/18/16 17:27, Adlbifhr Mjduhgfks wrote:
>> On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 17:03:33 -0600, GreyCloud wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>> LOL!!!
>>>
>>
>> Fucking affirmative action flunky.
>>
>> The ONLY way you got anywhere in life is because the shit
>> company that hired you had to fill a quota for Native
>> Americans.
>>
>> If it were not for affirmative action, you'd be sitting
>> on the reservation, drunk on the white man's "fire water,"
>> and stinking of three-day-old piss.
>>
>>
> Guffaw!!!  So you think. It wasn't affirmative action, I'll say, but
> hard work at learning and the ability to remember what I've read.
> Unlike you.  When I can beat out 5,000 college grads on a written test,
> that says a lot about your white education system.  LOL!!!


What test?  Which college grads?  How do you know you beat 5K of them?

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#365965

On 08/18/16 06:47, up2datecorp@gmail.com wrote:
> Subject :   Jr.Devops Engineer
>
> Position 3: High Priority (Quick Client interview)
>   Position :  Jr.Devops Engineer
> Location : Dallas, Texas
> Position Type : Full Time only
> Years of Experience – 2 -6 years
>
> DETAILED JD
> Years of Experience – 2 -6 years
> Mandatory Skills – Version Control, Build Tools, CI Tools, Scripting tools, Code Quality
> Good Communication skill, Onsite experience
> Experience in Dev Ops processes and methodologies is a must
> 1) YEARS OF EXPERIENCE
> 2) MANDATORY SKILLS
> 3) PREFERABLE SKILLS
>
> VERY DETAILED JOB DESCRIPTION IS REQUIED TO PUBLISH IN IJP, ER PORTALS, CAREERS SITE, HIRECRAT PUBLISHING, JOB PORTALS ETC.
> (REFER THE SAMPLE ON RIGHT SIDE)
> • Experience of the build and deployment of software using automated tools and technologies
> • Deep understanding and experience of Continuous Delivery processes and DevOps methodologies
> • Experience with automation/configuration management using either Puppet, Chef or an equivalent
> • Demonstrable technical skills at an expert level with:
> o Version Control -  ClearCase, SVN , GIT  and stash
> o Build Tool – Ant, Maven, Gradle
> o CI Tool - Build Forge and Jenkins
> o Scripting - strong Unix/Linux and shell scripting experience
> o Code Quality Tools - SonarQube
> o Open source Tool – Elastic search, Logstash, apache
> o Artifactory – Nexus Artifacts
> o Confluence

Oh, get real.  This level of experience you expect belongs to someone 
about ready to retire.  Jr. Engineer my ass!

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#365973

On Thu, 18 Aug 2016 05:47:58 -0700, up2datecorp wrote:

>
>  Position :  Jr.Devops Engineer
> 
> Years of Experience – 2 -6 years
>  

Notice that no CS or other academic degree from an accredited
institution is required.

Heck!  They'd consider an elementary school drop out provided
this drop out has spent a few years learning how to press virtual
buttons on automated development software.  Such hiring practices
are extremely widespread.

Indeed, the majority of so-called "programmers" in the current
market would flunk miserably ANY rigorous computer science course
at ANY self-respecting university.

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