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| Started by | Quizzie <noemailnotowrthit@finaskjdo.net> |
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| First post | 2018-08-20 19:03 -0400 |
| Last post | 2018-08-21 00:38 +0000 |
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My Balls Itch Quizzie <noemailnotowrthit@finaskjdo.net> - 2018-08-20 19:03 -0400
Re: My Balls Itch Helinka Svoboda <helinkasvoboda@protestant.com> - 2018-08-20 23:17 +0000
Re: My Balls Itch SilverSlimer <silver@slim.er> - 2018-08-20 23:37 +0000
Re: My Balls Itch owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2018-08-21 00:38 +0000
| From | Quizzie <noemailnotowrthit@finaskjdo.net> |
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| Date | 2018-08-20 19:03 -0400 |
| Subject | My Balls Itch |
| Message-ID | <fu0vleF1u39U1@mid.individual.net> |
My balls have been itching today so I poured some rubbing alcohol on them and aside from the stinging I saw a couple of these lobster looking like bugs try and crawl away. I crushed them. I think I got them all. I hope I'm not sick. My mom ain't gonna like this. Advice please?
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| From | Helinka Svoboda <helinkasvoboda@protestant.com> |
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| Date | 2018-08-20 23:17 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <plfi5q$uh0$6@dont-email.me> |
| In reply to | #464247 |
On Mon, 20 Aug 2018 19:03:11 -0400, Quizzie wrote: > My balls have been itching today so I poured some rubbing alcohol on > them and aside from the stinging I saw a couple of these lobster looking > like bugs try and crawl away. I crushed them. I think I got them all. I > hope I'm not sick. My mom ain't gonna like this. > Advice please? Spray lighter fluid on your testicles, light it up, when the crabs start to run hit them with a hammer. Works every time.
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| From | SilverSlimer <silver@slim.er> |
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| Date | 2018-08-20 23:37 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <7hIeD.50773$Xt.41621@fx16.iad> |
| In reply to | #464254 |
On Mon, 20 Aug 2018 23:17:14 +0000, Helinka Svoboda wrote: > On Mon, 20 Aug 2018 19:03:11 -0400, Quizzie wrote: > >> My balls have been itching today so I poured some rubbing alcohol on >> them and aside from the stinging I saw a couple of these lobster >> looking like bugs try and crawl away. I crushed them. I think I got >> them all. I hope I'm not sick. My mom ain't gonna like this. >> Advice please? > > Spray lighter fluid on your testicles, light it up, when the crabs start > to run hit them with a hammer. > Works every time. That's great advice. -- SilverSlimer FSF Contributor / EFF Member / Free speech advocate Absolute centrist, proud Catholic
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| From | owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> |
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| Date | 2018-08-21 00:38 +0000 |
| Message-ID | <9z0b808b.q@rooftop.invalid> |
| In reply to | #464247 |
Quizzie <noemailnotowrthit@finaskjdo.net> wrote: > My balls have been itching today so I poured some rubbing alcohol on them > and aside from the stinging I saw a couple of these lobster looking like > bugs try and crawl away. I crushed them. I think I got them all. I hope I'm > not sick. My mom ain't gonna like this. > Advice please? Sounds like a job for a comfort bear.
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