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Re: My Balls Itch

From Helinka Svoboda <helinkasvoboda@protestant.com>
Newsgroups comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject Re: My Balls Itch
Date 2018-08-20 23:17 +0000
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <plfi5q$uh0$6@dont-email.me> (permalink)
References <fu0vleF1u39U1@mid.individual.net>

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On Mon, 20 Aug 2018 19:03:11 -0400, Quizzie wrote:

> My balls have been itching today so I poured some rubbing alcohol on
> them and aside from the stinging I saw a couple of these lobster looking
> like bugs try and crawl away. I crushed them. I think I got them all. I
> hope I'm not sick. My mom ain't gonna like this.
> Advice please?

Spray lighter fluid on your testicles, light it up, when the crabs start 
to run hit them with a hammer.
Works every time.

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My Balls Itch Quizzie <noemailnotowrthit@finaskjdo.net> - 2018-08-20 19:03 -0400
  Re: My Balls Itch Helinka Svoboda <helinkasvoboda@protestant.com> - 2018-08-20 23:17 +0000
    Re: My Balls Itch SilverSlimer <silver@slim.er> - 2018-08-20 23:37 +0000
  Re: My Balls Itch owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2018-08-21 00:38 +0000

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