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How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation

From 7 <7@enemygagets.com>
Newsgroups comp.os.linux.advocacy
Subject How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation
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Date 2016-03-26 23:48 +0000
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DFS wrote:

> If I want to count all the tables and rows in any Access database, it's
> just:
> 
>     Dim db As Database, td as TableDef
>     Dim tablesCnt As Integer, dbRecords As Long
>     Set db = OpenDatabase(path to source file)


The problem you have is clear.

You became an idiot when you copy and pasted code.

Your code doesn't work because you should have
put the path in for the source file instead of
copying and pasting code you don't understand.

That is the problem with trolls like being allowed
to go anywhere near a puter.

Learn to code in Python. Its a lot smarter than you are.

Its available free for Linux:

http://www.distrowatch.com
http://www.livecdlist.com
http://www.ubuntu.com

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Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-26 18:50 -0400
  Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? John Gohde <john.h.gohde@gmail.com> - 2016-03-26 16:26 -0700
  How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation 7 <7@enemygagets.com> - 2016-03-26 23:48 +0000
    Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-26 20:06 -0400
    Re: How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2016-03-26 20:12 -0400
      Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-26 23:28 -0400
        Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful M  Office? "Henry" <henry@alpha.org> - 2016-03-27 13:56 +0200
        Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2016-03-27 18:37 +0000
          Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-27 18:56 -0400
            Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2016-03-29 19:44 +0000
              Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-29 16:23 -0400
                Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? owl <owl@rooftop.invalid> - 2016-03-29 20:43 +0000
                Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-29 19:22 -0400
                Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-04-02 16:11 -0400
        How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2016-03-28 00:05 +0100
          Re: How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-27 19:50 -0400
            Re: How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation 7 <7@enemygadgets.com> - 2016-03-28 15:55 +0100
              Re: How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation chrisv <chrisv@nospam.invalid> - 2016-03-28 11:03 -0500
                Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-29 09:24 -0400
                Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-29 09:34 -0400
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          Re: How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation Chris Ahlstrom <OFeem1987@teleworm.us> - 2016-03-27 19:56 -0400
            Re: How to put off an appile funded idiot posting on behalf of microshaft crocporation DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-27 20:52 -0400
  Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? Fabian Russell <fb@zen.info> - 2016-03-27 07:43 +0000
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      Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? Fabian Russell <fb@zen.info> - 2016-03-27 13:20 +0000
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    Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful M  Office? "Henry" <henry@alpha.org> - 2016-03-27 14:06 +0200
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      Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MSOffice? "Ezekiel" <zeke@nosuchemail.com> - 2016-03-27 08:44 -0400
        Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MSOffice? "Dr. John Grubor" <grubor@grubor.invalid> - 2016-03-27 15:05 +0000
    Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-27 12:16 -0400
    Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? DFS <nospam@dfs.com> - 2016-03-27 14:10 -0400
  Re: Can anyone here defend LibreOffice crapware against the masterful MS Office? Fabian Russell <fb@zen.info> - 2016-03-27 13:10 +0000

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