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  Islamic State needs programmers Mohammed from Texas <hesacopontheedge@yahoo.com> - 2014-07-31 22:46 +0200
    Re: Islamic State needs programmers Rin Stowleigh <rstowleigh@gmail.com> - 2014-07-31 17:04 -0400
    Re: Islamic State needs programmers Legion - 2014-07-31 19:40 -0400
    Re: Islamic State needs programmers Mr Flibble <flibble@i42.co.uk> - 2014-08-01 01:20 +0100
    Re: Islamic State needs programmers James Moe <jimoeDESPAM@sohnen-moe.com> - 2014-08-01 14:31 -0700
      Re: Islamic State needs programmers Bo Persson <bop@gmb.dk> - 2014-08-02 12:29 +0200
    Re: Islamic State needs programmers Juha Nieminen <nospam@thanks.invalid> - 2014-08-04 06:12 +0000

#29463 — Islamic State needs programmers

Infidels,

I'm Mohammed from Texas, former leader of Al Qaeda USA, but I now follow 
my caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic
State. We want to start a cyber-war against the West and we need 
programmers to write viruses and trojans to destroy
the Internet, especially in the USA.

Further, we need game programmers to write first person propaganda 
shooter games , so that more young muslim warriors will join
us and destroy our enemies, the USA and Israel.

If you can work for us, please visit our group or email me. You're 
welcome in the Islamic State.

Mohammed of Texas, leader of IS in the USA and the future caliph of the 
North American caliphate
-- 
### North American Caliphate ###
### Our group : https://groups.google.com/forum/#!forum/islamic-state ###
### Email : hesacopontheedge@yahoo.com ###
### Location of training camp : Lubbock, TX ###

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#29465

On Thu, 31 Jul 2014 22:46:36 +0200, Mohammed from Texas
<hesacopontheedge@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Infidels,
>
>I'm Mohammed from Texas, former leader of Al Qaeda USA, but I now follow 
>my caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic
>State. We want to start a cyber-war against the West and we need 
>programmers to write viruses and trojans to destroy
>the Internet, especially in the USA.
>
>Further, we need game programmers to write first person propaganda 
>shooter games , so that more young muslim warriors will join
>us and destroy our enemies, the USA and Israel.
>
>If you can work for us, please visit our group or email me. You're 
>welcome in the Islamic State.
>
>Mohammed of Texas, leader of IS in the USA and the future caliph of the 
>North American caliphate


Dear Mohammed of Texas,

You're a little late.  The Internet was officially declared "in ruins"
yesterday, as videos circulated of a girl-flight between Justin Bieber
and Orlando Bloom so there's nothing left to be destroyed.

And consoles killed video gaming in the US about 3 years ago.  Just
incase you'd rather focus your efforts elsewhere.

Now go fix me a kebob before I slap the tumeric out of you.  Beyotch.

Thanks,

Rin

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#29470

On Thu, 31 Jul 2014 22:46:36 +0200, Mohammed from Texas
<hesacopontheedge@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Infidels,
>
>I'm Mohammed from Texas, former leader of Al Qaeda USA, but I now follow 
>my caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic
>State. We want to start a cyber-war against the West and we need 
>programmers to write viruses and trojans to destroy
>the Internet, especially in the USA.
>
>Further, we need game programmers to write first person propaganda 
>shooter games , so that more young muslim warriors will join
>us and destroy our enemies, the USA and Israel.
>
>If you can work for us, please visit our group or email me. You're 
>welcome in the Islamic State.
>
>Mohammed of Texas, leader of IS in the USA and the future caliph of the 
>North American caliphate

 Texas is not in Hong Kong sucker.

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#29472

On 31/07/2014 21:46, Mohammed from Texas wrote:
> Infidels,
>
> I'm Mohammed from Texas, former leader of Al Qaeda USA, but I now follow
> my caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic
> State. We want to start a cyber-war against the West and we need
> programmers to write viruses and trojans to destroy
> the Internet, especially in the USA.
>
> Further, we need game programmers to write first person propaganda
> shooter games , so that more young muslim warriors will join
> us and destroy our enemies, the USA and Israel.
>
> If you can work for us, please visit our group or email me. You're
> welcome in the Islamic State.
>
> Mohammed of Texas, leader of IS in the USA and the future caliph of the
> North American caliphate

Try sausages mate.

/Flibble

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#29497

On 07/31/2014 01:46 PM, Mohammed from Texas wrote:
> You're 
> welcome in the Islamic State.
>
  Only if you are male, heterosexual, and Muslim. Otherwise only
deserving of slavery or death.

-- 
James Moe
jmm-list at sohnen-moe dot com

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#29508

James Moe skrev den 2014-08-01 23:31:
> On 07/31/2014 01:46 PM, Mohammed from Texas wrote:
>> You're
>> welcome in the Islamic State.
>>
>    Only if you are male, heterosexual, and Muslim. Otherwise only
> deserving of slavery or death.
>

According to today's newspaper you actually have to confess to the 
"correct" branch of sunni to be accepted. Other muslims need not apply.

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#29551

In comp.lang.c++ Mohammed from Texas <hesacopontheedge@yahoo.com> wrote:
> If you can work for us, please visit our group or email me. You're 
> welcome in the Islamic State.

Nah, I think I prefer North Korea.

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