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Re: Islamic State needs programmers

From Rin Stowleigh <rstowleigh@gmail.com>
Newsgroups rec.nude, comp.lang.c++, comp.lang.java.programmer, comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.action
Subject Re: Islamic State needs programmers
Date 2014-07-31 17:04 -0400
Message-ID <1mblt99upkrp4iendq9leupq34t03bdu9o@4ax.com> (permalink)
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On Thu, 31 Jul 2014 22:46:36 +0200, Mohammed from Texas
<hesacopontheedge@yahoo.com> wrote:

>Infidels,
>
>I'm Mohammed from Texas, former leader of Al Qaeda USA, but I now follow 
>my caliph Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of the Islamic
>State. We want to start a cyber-war against the West and we need 
>programmers to write viruses and trojans to destroy
>the Internet, especially in the USA.
>
>Further, we need game programmers to write first person propaganda 
>shooter games , so that more young muslim warriors will join
>us and destroy our enemies, the USA and Israel.
>
>If you can work for us, please visit our group or email me. You're 
>welcome in the Islamic State.
>
>Mohammed of Texas, leader of IS in the USA and the future caliph of the 
>North American caliphate


Dear Mohammed of Texas,

You're a little late.  The Internet was officially declared "in ruins"
yesterday, as videos circulated of a girl-flight between Justin Bieber
and Orlando Bloom so there's nothing left to be destroyed.

And consoles killed video gaming in the US about 3 years ago.  Just
incase you'd rather focus your efforts elsewhere.

Now go fix me a kebob before I slap the tumeric out of you.  Beyotch.

Thanks,

Rin

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Islamic State needs programmers Mohammed from Texas <hesacopontheedge@yahoo.com> - 2014-07-31 22:46 +0200
  Re: Islamic State needs programmers Rin Stowleigh <rstowleigh@gmail.com> - 2014-07-31 17:04 -0400
  Re: Islamic State needs programmers Legion - 2014-07-31 19:40 -0400
  Re: Islamic State needs programmers Mr Flibble <flibble@i42.co.uk> - 2014-08-01 01:20 +0100
  Re: Islamic State needs programmers James Moe <jimoeDESPAM@sohnen-moe.com> - 2014-08-01 14:31 -0700
    Re: Islamic State needs programmers Bo Persson <bop@gmb.dk> - 2014-08-02 12:29 +0200
  Re: Islamic State needs programmers Juha Nieminen <nospam@thanks.invalid> - 2014-08-04 06:12 +0000

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