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  Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Ms Kitty" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2019-12-17 19:48 -0600
    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2019-12-17 20:32 -0700
    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2019-12-19 22:29 -0800
      Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Ms Kitty" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-03 20:36 -0600
        Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! The Right And The Powerful <power2019@gmail.com> - 2020-01-03 20:57 -0600
          Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-03 22:54 -0600
            Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-04 11:24 -0700
            Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-04 13:34 -0500
              Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-04 11:38 -0700
                Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 00:10 -0600
                  Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 01:00 -0800
                    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 11:13 -0500
                    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 13:20 -0600
                      Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 12:25 -0700
                      Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 14:55 -0500
                        Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 13:00 -0700
                          Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 15:18 -0500
                      Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 15:09 -0500
                        Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 13:57 -0800
                          Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 17:02 -0500
                            Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 14:14 -0800
                              Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 17:23 -0500
                                Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 14:41 -0800
                                  Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 17:51 -0500
                                    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 17:37 -0800
                              Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 15:25 -0700
                              Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 17:52 -0600
                        Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 17:51 -0600
                          Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-05 19:08 -0500
                            Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 17:43 -0800
                            Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 20:57 -0600
                              Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-05 20:22 -0700
                            Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 22:14 -0500
                              Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2020-01-06 10:24 +0000
                                Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-06 10:12 -0500
                                  Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-06 11:26 -0700
                                    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-06 16:25 -0500
                                      Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! % <persent@gmail.com> - 2020-01-06 15:27 -0700
                                  Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2020-01-06 21:17 +0000
                                    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-06 17:15 -0500
                                    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-08 13:16 -0800
                                      Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-08 16:45 -0500
                                        Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-08 21:26 -0800
                                      Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! vallor <vallor@cultnix.org> - 2020-01-09 08:44 +0000
                                        Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-09 04:08 -0800
                                          Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-01-09 10:39 -0500
                                            Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> - 2020-01-10 01:43 -0800
                                              Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-10 07:36 -0500
                                                Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! onion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) - 2020-01-10 14:02 +0000
                                                  Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-10 09:53 -0500
                                                    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! onion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) - 2020-01-10 15:39 +0000
                                        Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign!  Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1> - 2020-02-02 09:04 -0600
                                          Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> - 2020-02-02 09:29 -0700
                                            Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-02-02 12:05 -0500
                                              Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> - 2020-02-02 10:11 -0700
                                                Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-02-02 12:22 -0500
                                                  Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> - 2020-02-02 10:27 -0700
                                                    Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." <greghall@høme.fake> - 2020-02-02 12:34 -0500
                          Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> - 2020-01-05 22:01 -0500
                            Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign! "Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net> - 2020-01-05 21:12 -0600

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#3834

FromCheckmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com>
Date2020-01-08 13:16 -0800
Message-ID<cr26bj.hvg.17.3@news.alt.net>
In reply to#3830
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate.

  On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT  vallor put forth the following notion, which 
was duly noted and recorded:


> 
> On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
> 
> > On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
> >> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
> >>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote:
> >> [...]
> >>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be
> >>>> VERY lucky to get 20mpg.
> >>>>
> >>>> DOH!
> >>>
> >>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar.
> >> 
> >> Does it have speckles?
> > 
> > It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe.
> > 
> > The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a
> > fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights)
> > for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light
> > traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any
> > speckles.
> 
> Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the left 
> lane?
> 
> Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you?

I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 in 
a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his brights, so 
I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck heeem!  There 
were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this dick kept 
flashing his brights at me to move over.

Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me 
up.  He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him 
sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to 
the right.  That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a ticket, 
claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind 
me.  What a piece of Schitt!

Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit 
because I knew there was a cop behind me.  He followed me for awhile, then 
passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed 
him off.  He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty 
close to the same, but stayed behind him.  Then he slowed back down, got 
in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his 
rear view mirror".

That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated discussion 
about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a motorcycle 
ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to give ME the 
ticket.  There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked him where the 
MC was, what color it was, etc.  He didn't seem to like that, and we each 
got shitty with each other.

I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had 
an idea:  I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the 
freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me?  I 
carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be 
merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch 
hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from the 
back of my truck.  For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc going on 
behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to his 
vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency.

Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good.  Sure enough, he lit 
me up again.  I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room 
to safely approach me from my side of the truck.  He ran up to the 
passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a 
little bit.  Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, 
but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I 
pulled out the first time.

Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up 
to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't be 
illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being pulled 
over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops!  "Don't bother getting your license 
out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed.  He 
informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal when 
I pulled out".  As I said earlier, that was the first thing I did... right 
before the "meteor" shower.

At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and 
club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal 
again, and a little less heavy on the clutch.

I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!"  I 
didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, 
but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn 
indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't 
even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at 
the wall, like "Are you done yet?"  It was almost as if the District 
Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began.

If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost 
on both counts.  Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock 
bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.

-- 
Checkmate ®
Copyright © 2020
all rights reserved 

https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

***************************************************
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***************************************************

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#3835

From"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
Date2020-01-08 16:45 -0500
Message-ID<m6jc1ft0gj8s1tl0k66oh66nvsqg50b967@4ax.com>
In reply to#3834
On Wed, 8 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote:

<...>

>I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 in 
>a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his brights, so 
>I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck heeem!  There 
>were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this dick kept 
>flashing his brights at me to move over.
>
>Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me 
>up.  He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him 
>sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to 
>the right.  That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a ticket, 
>claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind 
>me.  What a piece of Schitt!
>
>Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit 
>because I knew there was a cop behind me.  He followed me for awhile, then 
>passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed 
>him off.  He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty 
>close to the same, but stayed behind him.  Then he slowed back down, got 
>in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his 
>rear view mirror".
>
>That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated discussion 
>about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a motorcycle 
>ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to give ME the 
>ticket.  There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked him where the 
>MC was, what color it was, etc.  He didn't seem to like that, and we each 
>got shitty with each other.
>
>I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had 
>an idea:  I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the 
>freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me?  I 
>carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be 
>merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch 
>hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from the 
>back of my truck.  For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc going on 
>behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to his 
>vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency.
>
>Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good.  Sure enough, he lit 
>me up again.  I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room 
>to safely approach me from my side of the truck.  He ran up to the 
>passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a 
>little bit.  Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, 
>but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I 
>pulled out the first time.
>
>Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up 
>to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't be 
>illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being pulled 
>over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops!  "Don't bother getting your license 
>out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed.  He 
>informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal when 
>I pulled out".  As I said earlier, that was the first thing I did... right 
>before the "meteor" shower.
>
>At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and 
>club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal 
>again, and a little less heavy on the clutch.
>
>I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!"  I 
>didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, 
>but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn 
>indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't 
>even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at 
>the wall, like "Are you done yet?"  It was almost as if the District 
>Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began.
>
>If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost 
>on both counts.  Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock 
>bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.

Scofflaw!

1) slower traffic move RIGHT, FFS!

2) cooperate with an LEO.

-- 
Yours Truly, Sir Gregory

Nadegda, kensi, Fran, Pandora  »  these are easily 
ignøred misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.

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#3836

FromCheckmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com>
Date2020-01-08 21:26 -0800
Message-ID<cr332r.3o7.19.2@news.alt.net>
In reply to#3835
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate.

  On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 16:45:15 -0500  "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." put forth 
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


> 
> On Wed, 8 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> <...>
> 
> >I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 in 
> >a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his brights, so 
> >I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck heeem!  There 
> >were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this dick kept 
> >flashing his brights at me to move over.
> >
> >Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me 
> >up.  He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him 
> >sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to 
> >the right.  That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a ticket, 
> >claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind 
> >me.  What a piece of Schitt!
> >
> >Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit 
> >because I knew there was a cop behind me.  He followed me for awhile, then 
> >passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed 
> >him off.  He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty 
> >close to the same, but stayed behind him.  Then he slowed back down, got 
> >in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his 
> >rear view mirror".
> >
> >That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated discussion 
> >about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a motorcycle 
> >ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to give ME the 
> >ticket.  There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked him where the 
> >MC was, what color it was, etc.  He didn't seem to like that, and we each 
> >got shitty with each other.
> >
> >I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had 
> >an idea:  I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the 
> >freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me?  I 
> >carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be 
> >merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch 
> >hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from the 
> >back of my truck.  For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc going on 
> >behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to his 
> >vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency.
> >
> >Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good.  Sure enough, he lit 
> >me up again.  I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room 
> >to safely approach me from my side of the truck.  He ran up to the 
> >passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a 
> >little bit.  Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, 
> >but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I 
> >pulled out the first time.
> >
> >Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up 
> >to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't be 
> >illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being pulled 
> >over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops!  "Don't bother getting your license 
> >out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed.  He 
> >informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal when 
> >I pulled out".  As I said earlier, that was the first thing I did... right 
> >before the "meteor" shower.
> >
> >At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and 
> >club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal 
> >again, and a little less heavy on the clutch.
> >
> >I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!"  I 
> >didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, 
> >but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn 
> >indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't 
> >even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at 
> >the wall, like "Are you done yet?"  It was almost as if the District 
> >Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began.
> >
> >If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost 
> >on both counts.  Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock 
> >bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.
> 
> Scofflaw!
> 
> 1) slower traffic move RIGHT, FFS!
> 
> 2) cooperate with an LEO.

Fuck heeem!

-- 
Checkmate ®
Copyright © 2020
all rights reserved 

https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

***************************************************
"I am the author of nearly as much kook butthurt as 
kensi."    -Nadegda  
Message-ID: <pbg8ne$p9k$21@dont-email.me>
***************************************************

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Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Awards (Post-Burnore)
Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
award May 2001, (Brethern of Beelzebub troll)
Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

Author, Humorist, Cynic
Philosopher, Humanitarian
Poet, Elektrishun to the Stars
Usenet Shot-Caller           

In loving memory of The Battle Kitten
May 2010-February 12, 2017

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#3837

Fromvallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
Date2020-01-09 08:44 +0000
Message-ID<h7o7erFab54U1@mid.individual.net>
In reply to#3834
On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate.
> 
>   On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT  vallor put forth the following notion,
>   which
> was duly noted and recorded:
> 
> 
> 
>> On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
>> 
>> > On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
>> >> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>> >>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote:
>> >> [...]
>> >>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be
>> >>>> VERY lucky to get 20mpg.
>> >>>>
>> >>>> DOH!
>> >>>
>> >>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar.
>> >> 
>> >> Does it have speckles?
>> > 
>> > It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe.
>> > 
>> > The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a
>> > fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing
>> > lights)
>> > for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light
>> > traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note
>> > any speckles.
>> 
>> Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the
>> left lane?
>> 
>> Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you?
> 
> I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55
> in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his
> brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck
> heeem!  There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this
> dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over.

Ah, you were trollin'.

I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be playing 
those games.

What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes 
going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the 
truck.

"FFS, pass.  the.  truck."

Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right.

Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each 
way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck.  
Trucks passing trucks = more slowdowns.

> Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me
> up.  He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him
> sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to
> the right.  That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a
> ticket,
> claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind
> me.  What a piece of Schitt!
> 
> Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed
> limit because I knew there was a cop behind me.  He followed me for
> awhile, then passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by,
> like that pissed him off.  He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I
> sped up to pretty close to the same, but stayed behind him.  Then he
> slowed back down, got in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding,
> saying he "paced me in his rear view mirror".
> 
> That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated
> discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a
> motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to
> give ME the ticket.  There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked
> him where the MC was, what color it was, etc.  He didn't seem to like
> that, and we each got shitty with each other.
> 
> I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I
> had an idea:  I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the
> freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me?  I
> carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be
> merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch
> hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from
> the back of my truck.  For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc
> going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to
> his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency.
> 
> Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good.  Sure enough, he lit
> me up again.  I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough
> room to safely approach me from my side of the truck.  He ran up to the
> passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a
> little bit.  Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel
> shower,
> but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when
> I pulled out the first time.
> 
> Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up
> to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't
> be illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being
> pulled over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops!  "Don't bother getting your
> license out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed. 
> He informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal
> when I pulled out".  As I said earlier, that was the first thing I
> did... right before the "meteor" shower.
> 
> At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and
> club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal
> again, and a little less heavy on the clutch.
> 
> I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!"  I
> didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise,
> but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn
> indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't
> even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at
> the wall, like "Are you done yet?"  It was almost as if the District
> Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began.
> 
> If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost
> on both counts.  Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock
> bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.

You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery.  Though I 
guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose...

-- 
 -v

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#3838

FromCheckmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com>
Date2020-01-09 04:08 -0800
Message-ID<cr3qk4.spq.19.4@news.alt.net>
In reply to#3837
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate.

  On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT  vallor put forth the following notion, which 
was duly noted and recorded:


> 
> On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, Checkmate wrote:
> 
> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate.
> > 
> >   On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT  vallor put forth the following notion,
> >   which
> > was duly noted and recorded:
> > 
> > 
> > 
> >> On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote:
> >> 
> >> > On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
> >> >> mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
> >> >>> Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote:
> >> >> [...]
> >> >>>> In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be
> >> >>>> VERY lucky to get 20mpg.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> DOH!
> >> >>>
> >> >>> I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar.
> >> >> 
> >> >> Does it have speckles?
> >> > 
> >> > It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe.
> >> > 
> >> > The hard working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a
> >> > fully authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing
> >> > lights)
> >> > for driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light
> >> > traffic have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note
> >> > any speckles.
> >> 
> >> Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the
> >> left lane?
> >> 
> >> Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you?
> > 
> > I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55
> > in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his
> > brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck
> > heeem!  There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this
> > dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over.
> 
> Ah, you were trollin'.

Road trolling is my favorite kind, but only when I run across a real 
dickhead.
 
> I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be playing 
> those games.
> 
> What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes 
> going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the 
> truck.
> 
> "FFS, pass.  the.  truck."

Have you ever been stuck behind some cunt going 10 or 15 miles under the 
limit on a two-lane road, just waiting for a passing zone, and when you 
get to one, the asshole suddenly speeds up?  I fucking hate that.  The 
only road into town is like that, and it's officially one of the most 
deadly roads in the entire County.  We get an average of around half a 
dozen fatalities a year on that highway, and some of them are head-ons.  
Then we get shitloads of bikers and bicyclers out there when the weather's 
right, and some of them end up part of the pavement.

 
> Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right.
> 
> Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each 
> way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck.  
> Trucks passing trucks = more slowdowns.
> 
> > Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me
> > up.  He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him
> > sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to
> > the right.  That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a
> > ticket,
> > claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind
> > me.  What a piece of Schitt!
> > 
> > Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed
> > limit because I knew there was a cop behind me.  He followed me for
> > awhile, then passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by,
> > like that pissed him off.  He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I
> > sped up to pretty close to the same, but stayed behind him.  Then he
> > slowed back down, got in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding,
> > saying he "paced me in his rear view mirror".
> > 
> > That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated
> > discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a
> > motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to
> > give ME the ticket.  There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked
> > him where the MC was, what color it was, etc.  He didn't seem to like
> > that, and we each got shitty with each other.
> > 
> > I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I
> > had an idea:  I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the
> > freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me?  I
> > carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be
> > merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch
> > hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from
> > the back of my truck.  For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc
> > going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to
> > his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency.
> > 
> > Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good.  Sure enough, he lit
> > me up again.  I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough
> > room to safely approach me from my side of the truck.  He ran up to the
> > passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a
> > little bit.  Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel
> > shower,
> > but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when
> > I pulled out the first time.
> > 
> > Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up
> > to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't
> > be illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being
> > pulled over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops!  "Don't bother getting your
> > license out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed. 
> > He informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal
> > when I pulled out".  As I said earlier, that was the first thing I
> > did... right before the "meteor" shower.
> > 
> > At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and
> > club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal
> > again, and a little less heavy on the clutch.
> > 
> > I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!"  I
> > didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise,
> > but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn
> > indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't
> > even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at
> > the wall, like "Are you done yet?"  It was almost as if the District
> > Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began.
> > 
> > If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost
> > on both counts.  Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock
> > bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.
> 
> You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery.  Though I 
> guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose...

I think he figured that too.  At the time, I really didn't think it 
through that much, because I was rather pist.  If I were a bettin' man, 
I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him.  If you're 
sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you 
don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have 
given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately...

-- 
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all rights reserved 

https://youtu.be/wT-8Dm1VThc

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***************************************************

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#3839

From"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
Date2020-01-09 10:39 -0500
Message-ID<hthe1f9vf75a66mhl8lsc2t9rsstphb5n8@4ax.com>
In reply to#3838
On Thu, 9 Jan 2020 04:08:00 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote:
>  On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT  vallor put forth the following notion....

>> 
>> You're lucky he (LEO) didn't try to get you on assault and battery.  Though I 
>> guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose...
>
>I think he figured that too.  At the time, I really didn't think it 
>through that much, because I was rather pist.  If I were a bettin' man, 
>I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him.  If you're 
>sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you 
>don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have 
>given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately...

LOL, you don't seem to understand simple physics.
An object as heavy as an automobile has lots of 
inertia. When at rest it wants to remain at rest
and in motion it wants to remain in motion.

I bet even teh kensitard knows that much.  So, 
accelerating a heavy automobile on a loose surface
will actually be SLOWER because when the wheels 
spin the energy that would have gone towards 
modifying the inertia becomes wasted via moving 
the gravel instead. 

Any judge with even a basic grasp of physics 
would have thrown the book at you.

HTH

-- 
Yours Truly, Sir Gregory

Nadegda, kensi, Fran, Pandora  »  these are easily 
ignøred misandrists and anti-American, leftist liars.

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#3840

FromCheckmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com>
Date2020-01-10 01:43 -0800
Message-ID<cr66hq.p5e.17.2@news.alt.net>
In reply to#3839
Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate.

  On Thu, 09 Jan 2020 10:39:28 -0500  "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." put forth 
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


> 
> On Thu, 9 Jan 2020 04:08:00 -0800, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote:
> >  On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT  vallor put forth the following notion....
> 
> >> 
> >> You're lucky he (LEO) didn't try to get you on assault and battery.  Though I 
> >> guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose...
> >
> >I think he figured that too.  At the time, I really didn't think it 
> >through that much, because I was rather pist.  If I were a bettin' man, 
> >I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to him.  If you're 
> >sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and merge into traffic, you 
> >don't have time to diddlefuck around... although a dashcam might have 
> >given a few people the impression that I did it deliberately...
> 
> LOL, you don't seem to understand simple physics.
> An object as heavy as an automobile has lots of 
> inertia. When at rest it wants to remain at rest
> and in motion it wants to remain in motion.

I'm well aware of that, after designing and building roughly 6,000 motor 
starters over the years, and having to take that into consideration.

 
> I bet even teh kensitard knows that much.  So, 
> accelerating a heavy automobile on a loose surface
> will actually be SLOWER because when the wheels 
> spin the energy that would have gone towards 
> modifying the inertia becomes wasted via moving 
> the gravel instead. 
> 
> Any judge with even a basic grasp of physics 
> would have thrown the book at you.
> 
> HTH

Plausible deniability.  I got exactly the results I intended.

-- 
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all rights reserved 

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***************************************************

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Co-winner Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker
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Pierre Salinger Hook, Line & Sinker award, Feb 2012

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#3841

Frommixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie>
Date2020-01-10 07:36 -0500
Message-ID<qv9r4m$r3i$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#3840
On 1/10/2020 4:43 AM, Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate. On Thu, 09 Jan 2020 10:39:28 -0500  "Sir Hømer Hall,
> Esq." put forth the following notion, which was duly noted and
> recorded:
>> On Thu, 9 Jan 2020 04:08:00 -0800, Checkmate
>> <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote:
>>> On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT  vallor put forth the following
>>> notion....
>>>> 
>>>> You're lucky he (LEO) didn't try to get you on assault and
>>>> battery.  Though I guess there wouldn't be a way for him to
>>>> prove you did it on purpose...
>>> 
>>> I think he figured that too.  At the time, I really didn't think
>>> it through that much, because I was rather pist.  If I were a
>>> bettin' man, I'd bet that's not the first time that's happened to
>>> him.  If you're sitting on gravel and have to get up to 55 and
>>> merge into traffic, you don't have time to diddlefuck around...
>>> although a dashcam might have given a few people the impression
>>> that I did it deliberately...
>> 
>> LOL, you don't seem to understand simple physics. An object as
>> heavy as an automobile has lots of inertia. When at rest it wants
>> to remain at rest and in motion it wants to remain in motion.
> 
> I'm well aware of that, after designing and building roughly 6,000
> motor starters over the years, and having to take that into
> consideration.

I bet you didn't know that until President Trump created the greatest
economy the world has ever seen and made it possible for you to learn
that through Ivanka Trump’s workforce development initiative which is
already receiving praise as, perhaps, the greatest 'New Collar'
workforce development initiative the world has ever seen!!!

[...]
> 
> Plausible deniability.  I got exactly the results I intended.

Praise jesus!


-- 
Grizzly H.

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#3842

Fromonion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on)
Date2020-01-10 14:02 +0000
Message-ID<1ojyuxu.18sb5ce1h5wx88N%onion@anon.invalid>
In reply to#3841
Nixed Mutt clambered onto his hobby horse and declaimed:  

> Praise jesus!

Well done, jesus, have a lollipop.  

-- 
  \|/ 
(((Ï)))     U+97F1 

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#3843

Frommixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie>
Date2020-01-10 09:53 -0500
Message-ID<qva359$pj$2@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#3842
On 1/10/2020 9:02 AM, Mr On!on wrote:
> Nixed Mutt clambered onto his hobby horse and declaimed:
> 
>> Praise jesus!
> 
> Well done, jesus, have a lollipop.

Ice cream.  Jesus want ice cream.  Two scoops.


-- 
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#3844

Fromonion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on)
Date2020-01-10 15:39 +0000
Message-ID<1ojyzbl.asylql19vwwwoN%onion@anon.invalid>
In reply to#3843
Nixed Mutt clambered onto his hobby horse and declaimed: 
> On 1/10/2020 9:02 AM, Mr On!on wrote: 
> > Nixed Mutt clambered onto his hobby horse and declaimed: 
> > 
> >> Praise jesus! 
> > 
> > Well done, jesus, have a lollipop. 
> 
> Ice cream.  Jesus want ice cream.  Two scoops. 
 
COOKIES!   WANT COOKIES!!  

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#3848

From Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner 🐶笛 <root@127.0.0.1>
Date2020-02-02 09:04 -0600
Message-ID<bmgksBjrd1@127.0.0.1>
In reply to#3837
On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; vallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
determined that the following was of great importance and subsequently 
decided to freely share it with us in
<h7o7erFab54U1@mid.individual.net>:
 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, 💩 wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 💩.   On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT  vallor put forth the following 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ notion,   which was duly noted and recorded: 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote:
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ [...]
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be VERY 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ lucky to get 20mpg. DOH!
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Does it have speckles?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. The hard
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a fully
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights) for
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light traffic 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any speckles.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ left lane? Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you?
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ heeem!  There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Ah, you were trollin'.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ playing those games.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ truck.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ "FFS, pass.  the.  truck."
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck. 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Trucks passing trucks =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= more slowdowns.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ up.  He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the right.  That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ticket, claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ see behind me.  What a piece of Schitt! Another time, I was driving a
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit because I knew there was a 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ cop behind me.  He followed me for awhile, then passed me in the #2
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed him off.  He got 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty close to the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ same, but stayed behind him.  Then he slowed back down, got in behind
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his rear
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ view mirror". That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ heated discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ pacing a motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ decided to give ME the ticket.  There WAS no motorcycle anywhere
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ around, so I asked him where the MC was, what color it was, etc.  He
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ didn't seem to like that, and we each got shitty with each other. I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ an idea:  I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me?  I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the back of my truck.  For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ to his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. Then, it occurred to 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ me that this couldn't be good.  Sure enough, he lit me up again.  I
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room to safely
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ approach me from my side of the truck.  He ran up to the passenger
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a little
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ bit.  Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, but
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ pulled out the first time. Apparently, he figured out that I could
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ easily say I was just getting up to speed quickly to safely merge with 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ other traffic, and that wouldn't be illegal... just an unforeseen and
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ unfortunate consequence of being pulled over on a gravel shoulder...
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Ooops!  "Don't bother getting your license out, I already have all the 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ information!" he politely screamed. He informed me that he was writing
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ the new ticket for "Failure to signal when I pulled out".  As I said
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ earlier, that was the first thing I did... right before the "meteor"
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ shower. At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ car and club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ signal again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. I decided to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!"  I didn't get
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, but when 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn indicator to
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't even looking
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at the wall,
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ like "Are you done yet?"  It was almost as if the District Attorney had
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ whispered in his ear before the trial even began. If you've gotten this
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ far, you've probably already concluded that I lost on both counts. 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock bath is still
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ ✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery.  Though I 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose... 
✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡✡ 

checkmate is as anti-cop as a typical anarchist that he likes to paint "socialist".

ain't that a hoot? 

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"Thanks to muzzies and their apologist-enablers like puppy whistle, this 
seems to be the new norm in the world.  It's spreading like a cancer, 
and it's time we admit we're at war with pure evil.  We need to put an 
end to this muzzie plague, or life on Earth is going to become pure hell 
everywhere.  We need to get these people out of every civilized 
country, and there's only one way to do it.  IOW, we have to become 
like them, with an emphasis on expediency over cruelty." - Checkmate (of alt.checkmate) 

"Pussy Willow has just proven that Trump's crackdown on previously
unenforced immigration policies is working.  We'll deal with the domestic
terrorists as needed, but we don't need to be letting the muzzie
terrorists get a foothold in our country too.  One need only look at what
they're doing in Europe right now to know we're doing the right thing by
keeping them out, which is our right and our duty. - Checkmate (#1 pussy willow fan)

-

"You just made puppy whistle's sig line longer." - Janithor

-

"If I have a complaint about the (Southern Poverty) Law Center's description (of the alt-right movement), it is the phrase "heavy use of social media," which implies the alt-right is a real-world movement which uses a lot of social media. This is backwards: it is an online movement which occasionally appears in the real world. Where it gets punched." - Jason Rhode 

-

"I think we should destroy every last fucking mosque in America." - "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> proves for us that white males are violent in Message-ID: <MPG.32c5bfefd18c9a698f0a8@news.altopia.com>

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Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016 

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#3849

FromScooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid>
Date2020-02-02 09:29 -0700
Message-ID<h6ud3fd7vo6l4rjcohpeuk43knb4e7elvc@4ax.com>
In reply to#3848
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 09:04:15 -0600, Sir Gaygory's Owner's Owner ??
<root@127.0.0.1> wrote:

>On 9 Jan 2020 08:44:11 GMT, LO AND BEHOLD; vallor <vallor@cultnix.org>
>determined that the following was of great importance and subsequently 
>decided to freely share it with us in
><h7o7erFab54U1@mid.individual.net>:
> 
>??????????? On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 13:16:00 -0800, ? wrote:
>??????????? 
>??????????? ??????????? Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
>??????????? ??????????? ?.   On 6 Jan 2020 21:17:16 GMT  vallor put forth the following 
>??????????? ??????????? notion,   which was duly noted and recorded: 
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? On Mon, 06 Jan 2020 10:12:31 -0500, mixed nuts wrote: 
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? On 1/6/2020 5:24 AM, Sn!pe wrote:
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? mixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote:
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? Gerk <gerghall@høme.fake> (Neal Warren) wrote:
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? [...]
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? In an old fashioned internal combustion automobile engine you'd be VERY 
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? lucky to get 20mpg. DOH!
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? I get 30 mpg in my 450 hp track ready fast supercar.
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? Does it have speckles?
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? It's a metallic blue - more sparkle than speckle, I believe. The hard
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? working police officers who pull me over for obstructing a fully
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? authorized 110 mph stealth practice perfuit (no flashing lights) for
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? driving 55 mph in a 55 mph zone on a 4 lane highway with light traffic 
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? ??????????? have written "black" on the warning ticket and didn't note any speckles.
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? Please tell me you aren't one of those turkeys that drives 55 in the
>??????????? ??????????? ??????????? left lane? Were you blocking the left lane when he came up on you?
>??????????? ??????????? I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 
>??????????? ??????????? in a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his
>??????????? ??????????? brights, so I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck
>??????????? ??????????? heeem!  There were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this
>??????????? ??????????? dick kept flashing his brights at me to move over.
>??????????? 
>??????????? Ah, you were trollin'.
>??????????? 
>??????????? I would have just gone around you though -- life's too short to be
>??????????? playing those games.
>??????????? 
>??????????? What gets me though, are people who go to pass a truck with two lanes
>??????????? going our direction, then sit there and paces (not passes -- paces) the
>??????????? truck.
>??????????? 
>??????????? "FFS, pass.  the.  truck."
>??????????? 
>??????????? Or really, anybody that paces the car to their right.
>??????????? 
>??????????? Another one that is almost as bad is being out on I-5 (4 lanes, 2 each
>??????????? way, 75MPH speed limit), and a truck decides to pass another truck. 
>??????????? Trucks passing trucks =?UTF-8?B?PQ==?= more slowdowns.
>??????????? 
>??????????? ??????????? Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me
>??????????? ??????????? up.  He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him
>??????????? ??????????? sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to
>??????????? ??????????? the right.  That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a
>??????????? ??????????? ticket, claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to
>??????????? ??????????? see behind me.  What a piece of Schitt! Another time, I was driving a
>??????????? ??????????? 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit because I knew there was a 
>??????????? ??????????? cop behind me.  He followed me for awhile, then passed me in the #2
>??????????? ??????????? lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed him off.  He got 
>??????????? ??????????? up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty close to the
>??????????? ??????????? same, but stayed behind him.  Then he slowed back down, got in behind
>??????????? ??????????? me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his rear
>??????????? ??????????? view mirror". That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather
>??????????? ??????????? heated discussion about it, where he made the claim he was already
>??????????? ??????????? pacing a motorcycle ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he
>??????????? ??????????? decided to give ME the ticket.  There WAS no motorcycle anywhere
>??????????? ??????????? around, so I asked him where the MC was, what color it was, etc.  He
>??????????? ??????????? didn't seem to like that, and we each got shitty with each other. I
>??????????? ??????????? signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had
>??????????? ??????????? an idea:  I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the
>??????????? ??????????? freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me?  I
>??????????? ??????????? carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be
>??????????? ??????????? merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch
>??????????? ??????????? hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from
>??????????? ??????????? the back of my truck.  For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc
>??????????? ??????????? going on behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back
>??????????? ??????????? to his vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency. Then, it occurred to 
>??????????? ??????????? me that this couldn't be good.  Sure enough, he lit me up again.  I
>??????????? ??????????? pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room to safely
>??????????? ??????????? approach me from my side of the truck.  He ran up to the passenger
>??????????? ??????????? side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a little
>??????????? ??????????? bit.  Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, but
>??????????? ??????????? informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I 
>??????????? ??????????? pulled out the first time. Apparently, he figured out that I could
>??????????? ??????????? easily say I was just getting up to speed quickly to safely merge with 
>??????????? ??????????? other traffic, and that wouldn't be illegal... just an unforeseen and
>??????????? ??????????? unfortunate consequence of being pulled over on a gravel shoulder...
>??????????? ??????????? Ooops!  "Don't bother getting your license out, I already have all the 
>??????????? ??????????? information!" he politely screamed. He informed me that he was writing
>??????????? ??????????? the new ticket for "Failure to signal when I pulled out".  As I said
>??????????? ??????????? earlier, that was the first thing I did... right before the "meteor"
>??????????? ??????????? shower. At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the
>??????????? ??????????? car and club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to 
>??????????? ??????????? signal again, and a little less heavy on the clutch. I decided to
>??????????? ??????????? dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!"  I didn't get
>??????????? ??????????? anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, but when 
>??????????? ??????????? I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn indicator to
>??????????? ??????????? signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't even looking
>??????????? ??????????? at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at the wall,
>??????????? ??????????? like "Are you done yet?"  It was almost as if the District Attorney had
>??????????? ??????????? whispered in his ear before the trial even began. If you've gotten this
>??????????? ??????????? far, you've probably already concluded that I lost on both counts. 
>??????????? ??????????? Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock bath is still
>??????????? ??????????? priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.
>??????????? 
>??????????? You're lucky he didn't try to get you on assault and battery.  Though I 
>??????????? guess there wouldn't be a way for him to prove you did it on purpose... 
>??????????? 
>
>checkmate is as anti-cop as a typical anarchist that he likes to paint "socialist".
>
>ain't that a hoot? 
>
>"nads" won't comment on this poast...

Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?

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#3850

From"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
Date2020-02-02 12:05 -0500
Message-ID<v70e3fthfso2uu27hnq1245f572giuranl@4ax.com>
In reply to#3849
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote:

<...> huge trim

>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?

Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM!
Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner!

-- 
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

Darlene, Fran, and Pandora » these are easily 
ignøred misandrists and anti-American harløts.

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#3851

FromScooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid>
Date2020-02-02 10:11 -0700
Message-ID<pk0e3f9k0fg7e0di6sf01ght42tkq2608h@4ax.com>
In reply to#3850
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 12:05:35 -0500, "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq."
<greghall@høme.fake> wrote:

>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
><...> huge trim
>
>>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?
>
>Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM!
>Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner!

I got you do do that for me.

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#3852

From"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
Date2020-02-02 12:22 -0500
Message-ID<p91e3f570785uo2gonpqqtrrq4i6em6skp@4ax.com>
In reply to#3851
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 10:11:06 -0700, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 12:05:35 -0500, "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq."<greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>
>><...> huge trim
>>
>>>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?
>>
>>Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM!
>>Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner!
>
>I got you do do that for me.

Do do, LOL!

-- 
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

Darlene, Fran, and Pandora » these are easily 
ignøred misandrists and anti-American harløts.

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#3853

FromScooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid>
Date2020-02-02 10:27 -0700
Message-ID<si1e3fpkf2houk8bgclcn84k0u616hvlap@4ax.com>
In reply to#3852
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 12:22:34 -0500, "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq."
<greghall@høme.fake> wrote:

>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 10:11:06 -0700, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020 12:05:35 -0500, "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq."<greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>><...> huge trim
>>>
>>>>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?
>>>
>>>Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM!
>>>Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner!
>>
>>I got you do do that for me.
>
>Do do, LOL!

After you're done taking a do do thanks for the agent.

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#3854

From"Sir Hømer Hall, Esq." <greghall@høme.fake>
Date2020-02-02 12:34 -0500
Message-ID<fu1e3f9nuqug2vncd4hl53fk15rclgs3ce@4ax.com>
In reply to#3853
On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq."<greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq."<greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 02 Feb 2020, Scooter <Scoot@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>><...> huge trim
>>>>
>>>>>Don't you wish you knew what you were saying?
>>>>
>>>>Dont WE wish you'd fucking learn how to TRIM!
>>>>Rude, fuckfaced shit cleaner!
>>>
>>>I got you do do that for me.
>>
>>Do do, LOL!
>
>After you're done taking a do do thanks for the agent.

Yer welcome, hope ya backed it up this time.

-- 
Yours Truly, Sir Gregøry

Darlene, Fran, and Pandora » these are easily 
ignøred misandrists and anti-American harløts.

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#3823

Frommixed nuts <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie>
Date2020-01-05 22:01 -0500
Message-ID<quu7u0$1kb5$1@gioia.aioe.org>
In reply to#3817
On 1/5/2020 6:51 PM, Pint Size wrote:
> ""Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."" <greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
> 
>> LOL, what a BLONDE!   Checkmate is right and you're
>> a gullible blonde girl.
> 
>> https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nobodys-fuel/
> 
> All liberals believe snopes!  If it was a lie, then why did Skelly pay Tom
> Ogle a million dollars, back in the 1940s?  Why do rocket scientists believe
> it?  Why do so many people die when they try to use this invention?

Trump borrowed $365 million to buy out Eastern Airlines and never made a 
penny.  Plus, when he defaulted on the loan that he had personally 
guaranteed, the bank took all the planes and got him for another $110 
million (they treated him worse than jesus).  I don't think he 
assassinated anyone though - at least it wasn't on the news (who would 
even know?).


-- 
Grizzly H.

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#3824

From"Pint Size" <Ms.Kitty@home.net>
Date2020-01-05 21:12 -0600
Message-ID<cqqu3i.k28.17.1@news.alt.net>
In reply to#3823
"mixed nuts" <melopsitticus@undulatus.budgie> wrote in message 
news:quu7u0$1kb5$1@gioia.aioe.org...
> On 1/5/2020 6:51 PM, Pint Size wrote:
>> ""Sir Hømer Hall, Esq."" <greghall@høme.fake> wrote:
>>
>>> LOL, what a BLONDE!   Checkmate is right and you're
>>> a gullible blonde girl.
>>
>>> https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/nobodys-fuel/
>>
>> All liberals believe snopes!  If it was a lie, then why did Skelly pay 
>> Tom
>> Ogle a million dollars, back in the 1940s?  Why do rocket scientists 
>> believe
>> it?  Why do so many people die when they try to use this invention?
>
> Trump borrowed $365 million to buy out Eastern Airlines and never made a 
> penny.  Plus, when he defaulted on the loan that he had personally 
> guaranteed, the bank took all the planes and got him for another $110 
> million (they treated him worse than jesus).  I don't think he 
> assassinated anyone though - at least it wasn't on the news (who would 
> even know?).

Interesting, I never heard that one. 

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