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Re: Obama Spyed on Trumps Campaign!

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Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by 
Checkmate.

  On Wed, 08 Jan 2020 16:45:15 -0500  "Sir Hømer Hall,  Esq." put forth 
the following notion, which was duly noted and recorded:


> 
> On Wed, 8 Jan 2020, Checkmate <More.Bull.Schiff@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
> <...>
> 
> >I was driving a camper at night in the left lane once, going exactly 55 in 
> >a 55, and some asshole started tailgating me and flashing his brights, so 
> >I did what I usually do in that situation, and said Fuck heeem!  There 
> >were two lanes to the right that were wide open, but this dick kept 
> >flashing his brights at me to move over.
> >
> >Next thing I know, it's Christmas time... the guy's a cop, and lights me 
> >up.  He asks me if I saw him flashing his brights at me, and I told him 
> >sure I did, but I was going the limit, and there were two open lanes to 
> >the right.  That didn't satisfy this pompous ass, so he wrote me a ticket, 
> >claiming my side view mirrors obviously weren't "adequate" to see behind 
> >me.  What a piece of Schitt!
> >
> >Another time, I was driving a 4X4 in the left lane, going the speed limit 
> >because I knew there was a cop behind me.  He followed me for awhile, then 
> >passed me in the #2 lane, mean-mugging me as he went by, like that pissed 
> >him off.  He got up to 65-70 after he passed me, so I sped up to pretty 
> >close to the same, but stayed behind him.  Then he slowed back down, got 
> >in behind me, and pulled me over for speeding, saying he "paced me in his 
> >rear view mirror".
> >
> >That time really pissed me off, so we got into a rather heated discussion 
> >about it, where he made the claim he was already pacing a motorcycle 
> >ahead, but I knew he was there and sped up, so he decided to give ME the 
> >ticket.  There WAS no motorcycle anywhere around, so I asked him where the 
> >MC was, what color it was, etc.  He didn't seem to like that, and we each 
> >got shitty with each other.
> >
> >I signed the ticket, and he started walking back to his car... then I had 
> >an idea:  I needed to get up to speed quickly to merge back onto the 
> >freeway safely, and I was parked on gravel... are you with me?  I 
> >carefully turned on my left turn signal to indicate I was going to be 
> >merging back onto the highway, then punched it and dropped the clutch 
> >hard, causing the most beautiful shower of dirt and rocks to fly from the 
> >back of my truck.  For one brief moment, I was loving the havoc going on 
> >behind me... until I saw that the cop was now sprinting back to his 
> >vehicle with a new-found sense of urgency.
> >
> >Then, it occurred to me that this couldn't be good.  Sure enough, he lit 
> >me up again.  I pulled over, but deliberately didn't leave him enough room 
> >to safely approach me from my side of the truck.  He ran up to the 
> >passenger side, obviously not amused, and I rolled down my window just a 
> >little bit.  Surprisingly, he didn't say anything about the gravel shower, 
> >but informed me he was writing me a second ticket for NOT signaling when I 
> >pulled out the first time.
> >
> >Apparently, he figured out that I could easily say I was just getting up 
> >to speed quickly to safely merge with other traffic, and that wouldn't be 
> >illegal... just an unforeseen and unfortunate consequence of being pulled 
> >over on a gravel shoulder... Ooops!  "Don't bother getting your license 
> >out, I already have all the information!" he politely screamed.  He 
> >informed me that he was writing the new ticket for "Failure to signal when 
> >I pulled out".  As I said earlier, that was the first thing I did... right 
> >before the "meteor" shower.
> >
> >At this point, I was just thankful he didn't drag me out of the car and 
> >club me to death, so I went on my way... being very careful to signal 
> >again, and a little less heavy on the clutch.
> >
> >I decided to dispute both tickets because he lied... "How DARE him!"  I 
> >didn't get anywhere with the speeding ticket, which was no big surprise, 
> >but when I started insisting that I had most diligently used my turn 
> >indicator to signal that I was getting ready to merge, the judge wasn't 
> >even looking at me, or paying any attention at all... he just stared at 
> >the wall, like "Are you done yet?"  It was almost as if the District 
> >Attorney had whispered in his ear before the trial even began.
> >
> >If you've gotten this far, you've probably already concluded that I lost 
> >on both counts.  Indeed I did, but the memory of that cop getting a rock 
> >bath is still priceless, and that was about 35 years ago.
> 
> Scofflaw!
> 
> 1) slower traffic move RIGHT, FFS!
> 
> 2) cooperate with an LEO.

Fuck heeem!

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