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  Ladylike lake full of crumbs in a curtsy Impudent Coxcomb <impudent.coxcomb@gmail.com> - 2016-03-21 21:50 -0700
    Re: Ladylike lake full of crumbs in a curtsy Klatu <noone@here.not-valid-address> - 2016-03-22 07:24 -0400
      Re: Ladylike lake full of crumbs in a curtsy KLATU <noone@here.not-valid-address> - 2016-03-23 08:02 -0400
        Re: Ladylike lake full of crumbs in a curtsy KLATU <noone@here.not-valid-address> - 2016-03-24 09:32 -0400

#2063 — Ladylike lake full of crumbs in a curtsy

C'mon man. Let's zigzag aimlessly onto a wine-stained porch.

Hold cold flounders in scaly halves, kiss rumps if you launch that venture capital concept without looking twice, fuckin' dare ya bruh. Skinny fishbone little twig ideas deployed into containers at indeterminate scale. Generous API hooks, coupled with the rubbing of hands.

Nobody's watching. Your inevitable birth holds a weird sort of promise for the quivering little weaklings who dream desperately of the unfettered manufacture of woolen goods, here in this bitter apex cold, mitts and all. Everybody deserves a respite, I guess. Fuck you, I just work here. My hands don't even fit into mitts, for they are golden and laden with unfulfilled promise.

Everybody gets their legs removed if they look skyward and/or bless themselves in their designated baptismal font.

Enjoy your wintergreen sugar-free Amen breaks, it is literally 1997 and I am literally typing this atop my chosen perch on this rancid cross. I just work here, my breath is impure, and my faith is sallow.

Tomorrow I will drive my new BMW straight into a convergent series of swamps.

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#2064

Impudent Coxcomb wrote:

> C'mon man. Let's zigzag aimlessly onto a wine-stained porch.
<...>
> Tomorrow I will drive my new BMW straight into a convergent series of swamps.


both little eaglets seem to be getting fed, it looked as if one was going to kill the other.
little egbert, the elder, seemed to peck little bubble head, that's the other, in the head
and little bubblehead sprawled over and had a concussion for a minute or two,

and little bubblehead didn't get any raw fish that morning, but, later on, 
it definitely looked as if bubblehead got a few lumps of fish.

maybe the big eagle doesn't see both, and just holds out a lump 
and whoever is the first to grab it gets it.

i'm rooting for little bubble head to survive, egbert too

that's teh two eaglets, egbert and bubblehead.

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#2065

> > C'mon man. Let's zigzag aimlessly onto a wine-stained porch.
> <...>
> > Tomorrow I will drive my new BMW straight into a convergent series of swamps.

> both little eaglets seem to be getting fed, it looked as if one was going to kill the other.
> little egbert, the elder, seemed to peck little bubble head, that's the other, in the head
> and little bubblehead sprawled over and had a concussion for a minute or two,

> and little bubblehead didn't get any raw fish that morning, but, later on,
> it definitely looked as if bubblehead got a few lumps of fish.

> maybe the big eagle doesn't see both, and just holds out a lump
> and whoever is the first to grab it gets it.

> i'm rooting for little bubble head to survive, egbert too

> that's teh two eaglets, egbert and bubblehead.


little egbert seems to have an "i was here first" type of attitude

and continues to peck little bubblehead during feedings.

little bubblehead got a lump of fish, so, it is eating,

but it keeps getting pecked in the head and may develop a concussion syndrome.

bubblehead sprawled after an attack and spewed white fecal matter over the nest.

plenty of fish though, so, mommy and daddy probably won't be forced to eat their young.

plenty of food for egbert, plenty for bubblehead

but, egbert Does seem to have an "i was here first" attitude

and demands the lion's share,

little realizing it's just a little pipsqueak

and could end up being eaten by mommy

they may live...

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#2066

> they may live...

looks like they're going to make it

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