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  SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... Tard Wrangler <youknowit@alphamale.corn> - 2025-01-03 12:41 -0800
    Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... Peter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com> - 2025-01-03 15:01 -0600
      Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-03 14:06 -0700
    Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> - 2025-01-03 14:09 -0700
      Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2025-01-04 01:50 +0000
    Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2025-01-04 01:48 +0000

#652636 — SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST...

"I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL

Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL

People applauded.

<snicker>"


Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com>

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#652644

Tard Wrangler wrote:
> "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
> praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
> a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
> snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
> ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
> murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL
> 
> Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
> hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
> onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
> and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
> the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
> before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
> going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
> swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL

So much fiction in this newsgroup.  Giving money away, etc.  I know you 
motherfuckers are boring assholes who build balsa slot cars to race.

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#652646

Peter Steele wrote:
> Tard Wrangler wrote:
>> "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
>> praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
>> a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
>> snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
>> ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
>> murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL
>>
>> Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
>> hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
>> onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
>> and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
>> the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
>> before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
>> going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
>> swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL
> 
> So much fiction in this newsgroup.  Giving money away, etc.  I know you 
> motherfuckers are boring assholes who build balsa slot cars to race.

and they go fast

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#652651

In article <MPG.41e1eb3b562c674c989c7e@usnews.blocknews.net>, 
youknowit@alphamale.corn says...
> 
> "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
> praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
> a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
> snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
> ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
> murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL
> 
> Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
> hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
> onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
> and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
> the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
> before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
> going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
> swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL
> 
> People applauded.
> 
> <snicker>"
> 
> 
> Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com>
> 
> **********************************************
> 
> Fakey's best lie ever!  LOL!

Loved it. I was there. He had that photoshop car with him.

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#652686

Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> wrote:

> > Fakey's best lie ever!  LOL!
> 
> Loved it. I was there. He had that photoshop car with him.

Vroom-vroom!    ≈:o))

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^Ï^.    Sn!pe, PTB, FIBS         My pet rock Gordon just is.

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#652685

Tard Wrangler <youknowit@alphamale.corn> wrote:

> "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
> praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
> a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
> snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
> ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
> murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL
> 
> Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
> hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
> onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
> and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
> the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
> before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
> going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
> swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL
> 
> People applauded.
> 
> <snicker>"
> 
> 
> Message-ID: <76fd4b2c0602db3cd8386f7b95f143a7@dizum.com>
> 
> **********************************************
> 
> Fakey's best lie ever!  LOL!
>

It was an absolute cracker; it roundly beat his lack of Clue 
about star/delta three-phase transformers and sine waves 
or Lotuses at Ko0k Amongus Raceway (when it's closed...)

Allah Allah !  [applause] [applause] !!  <snicker> <snicker> !!!1!

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^Ï^.    Sn!pe, PTB, FIBS         My pet rock Gordon just is.

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