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Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST...

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Tard Wrangler wrote:
> "I was in a cafe the other day. Some Muslim asshole passing by saw me
> praying before I ate my lightly-seared steak tartare on rye (known as
> a cannibal sandwich), came in and started "Allah, Allah"ing me. I
> snarked the fuck out of him, got him so mad he was jabbing me in the
> ribs with his tiny little fist... prolly because I called Muhammad a
> murderous psychopathic boyfucker. LOL
> 
> Anyway, after he jabbed me a couple times, I stood up, wrapped one
> hand over his face, one behind his head, lifted him up and slammed him
> onto his back on an empty table, grabbed my fork and knife, sat down
> and said, "Fee fi fo fum.". The guy let out a squeak, scrambled off
> the table, fell to the floor, and crab-crawled halfway to the door
> before he finally got to his feet. The most hilarious part is he was
> going so fast he hit the door and bounced before he opened it.. it
> swung in, not out. Prolly broke his nose. LOL

So much fiction in this newsgroup.  Giving money away, etc.  I know you 
motherfuckers are boring assholes who build balsa slot cars to race.

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SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... Tard Wrangler <youknowit@alphamale.corn> - 2025-01-03 12:41 -0800
  Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... Peter Steele <snakesbloodpussycat@yahoo.com> - 2025-01-03 15:01 -0600
    Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... % <pursent100@gmail.com> - 2025-01-03 14:06 -0700
  Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... Skeeter <skeeterweed@photonmail.com> - 2025-01-03 14:09 -0700
    Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2025-01-04 01:50 +0000
  Re: SOME BLASTS FROM THE PAST... snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2025-01-04 01:48 +0000

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