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  Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-06 22:43 +1000
    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-06 19:21 +0000
      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:33 +1000
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:24 +0000
    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 06:49 +0100
      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:33 +1000
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 06:14 -0500
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-07 05:53 -0700
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-12 11:39 +0100
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 17:18 +0100
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:48 +0000
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 14:26 +0100
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 00:37 +1000
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 16:13 +0100
              Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:58 +0000
              Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:14 +1000
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 10:24 +0100
                  Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 21:26 +1000
                    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 15:21 +0100
                    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-08 20:07 +0000
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? The Inconvenient Truth <trvth@invalid.invalid> - 2016-07-07 18:37 +0000
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:55 +0000
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 10:36 +0100
              Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-12 11:55 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-12 20:06 +0100
                  Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-13 09:18 +0100
                    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-13 12:40 +0100
                      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-13 23:35 +1000
                      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-14 06:44 +0100
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:11 +1000
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 10:27 +0100
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-07 12:33 -0400
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-08 06:03 +0200
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Skeeter DoW #8 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-08 02:23 -0600
              Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-09 07:46 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-09 10:45 +0200
                  Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:13 +0000
                    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 07:00 +0200
                      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-11 00:07 +0000
                        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-11 07:24 +0200
                        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-11 20:47 +0000
                  Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 06:09 +0200
                  Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 07:05 +0200
            Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-08 19:27 +0000
              Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-09 06:41 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:14 +0000
                  Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-09 13:33 -0700
                  Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-09 22:33 +0200
                    Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Skeeter DoW #8 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-09 15:36 -0600
                      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 05:59 +0200
                        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1 <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx.gamy> - 2016-07-10 01:12 -0500
                          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "LOL TerribleTard" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 09:30 +0200
                        Re: look how i made him flip out again. Skeeter DoW #420 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-10 03:53 -0600
                        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-10 22:34 +0000
                          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-11 07:49 +0200
                    Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1 <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx.pelt> - 2016-07-09 21:17 -0500
                      Re: Nads Skeeter DoW #420 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:22 -0600
                        Re: Nads Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-10 02:37 +0000
                          Re: Nads Skeeter DoW #420 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:45 -0600
                          Re: Nads "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-09 19:49 -0700
                    Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 05:35 +0200
                      Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1 <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx.bum> - 2016-07-10 01:11 -0500
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 05:43 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-15 21:25 +1000
                  Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-16 10:34 +0100
                    Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-17 07:27 +1000
                      Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-17 07:29 +0100
                        Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-17 06:06 -0400
                          Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-17 11:27 +0100
                          Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-07-17 07:38 -0600
                          Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-17 22:43 +0000
                    Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-16 23:51 +0000
                      Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-17 06:10 -0400
                        Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-17 11:27 +0100
                        Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-17 22:44 +0000
                          Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-18 16:31 +0100
        Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:47 +0000
          Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-07 13:45 -0700
            Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Skeeter DoW #8 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-07 14:49 -0600
            [bullshit redact] woz -- * love Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:18 +1000
          Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? onion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) - 2016-07-12 13:49 +0100
      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-07-07 05:56 -0700
    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:32 +1000
      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-07 05:30 -0700

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#59454

BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> wrote in
news:9Ptfz.71$y32.60@fx02.iad: 

> I refuse to accept male posters who project femme
> personas in 'conversations'
>

Yet you sock up as  heidi, and Jane Doe*, and kT*, and lacy, 
and lucy, and mary, and Pie Gurl*, and Pixie, and Priscilla,
you panty wearing aussie freak.

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#59458

On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 14:26:36 +0100, Bill Jillians wrote:

> In message <qeqfz.23$y32.1@fx02.iad>, BBB DoW #14
> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>>Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote: //
>>>I actually read that.  And for the shear hell of it I'm gonna reply.
>>>People in this newsgroup like to pin labels on people ... such and such
>>>is a kook or behaving kookily.
>>
>>errr... not-so-much "labels" more like behavioral separation. And it is
>>everywhere in Usenet froups - some members taking the radical step of
>>kill-files in avoiding contact. It is quite usual to find that
>>'strategy' does not work with the full blown oxygen wasting k00k.
>>Derbyshire being an example which is right in yer face in the Topic :-/
>>So forget your insinuation AUK is different in *that* way.
> 
> Oh I realise that.  My personal approach is to try to treat everyone I
> meet with respect.

How refreshing.

> It doesn't always work but personally I don't wait until somebody earns
> my respect.  Very few people will want to do that anyway ... probably
> because they don't think I'm worth it.  But anyway I find that few
> people want to get in my face ... possibly because I have no desire to
> get in theres and I look sufficiently imposing for people not to risk
> it.  Checkmate wants to stay away from me ... and he is probably the
> person I am on least good terms with. I suppose that is a form of
> respect.
> 
>>>But in real life away from Usenet it is a phrase you hardly ever hear.
>>>People in real life do not dedicate their waking hours to pursuing
>>>kooks or calling people kooks.
>>>
>>no..??.. well we(tinw) are yet to establish your actual world view
>>dependant on your locale buuut I can tell you quite confidently in my
>>travels through Europe, Africa, the US and many parts of Micronesia
>>there is definitely social segregation of ...let's say,, "the cerebrally
>>ignoble".
> 
> Sure ... I usually end up talking to people like that ... but it isn't
> always enjoyable.  All some people like that want is someone to talk to.
> And sadly they don't get it.
> 
>>In my part of Aussie that group is labeled "hoppys",, as in being
>>separate to loonies and spastics. True,, one does not bother with
>>"pursuing" such specimens buuut one does avoid them like the plague.
>>Life is too short to be held up listening to manic rants on topics one
>>really only requires a broad knowledge of to form an opinion.. hoppys
>>dedicate every waking hour to microexamination of their particular bent.
> 
> Well some people are better off than others.  I don't much like social
> situations with strangers.  But I'm sure we all have our quirks and
> idiosyncrasies.

Some more than others. "BBB DoW #14" more than all 7.9 billion of those 
others, *combined*.

<snicker>

> I think the thing about groups like AUK is some people try to make
> things worse for others who are perceived as different or defective.
> Well my response to that is none of us is perfect and most people are
> far from perfect.
> 
>>Yours being some imagined authority on gold movements.. heh[smirk]
> 
> Ha ha.  Well enough on that subject (almost).  I am invested in a gold
> mining company called Randgold who have several goldmines in the Sahara.
> I bought some shares and the price went down.  Then on the day of Brexit
> they shot up so 2 days later I sold them.  They dithered and I almost
> rebought them at a lower price.  Then they shot up again almost as far
> as they had after Brexit leaving me way behind.  Yesterday I bought back
> in after a week of rising prices each day, in which I expected them to
> come down again.  There is no telling where they will end up but I think
> they may be at their height now.  Mind you I thought that every day last
> week. They came down a bit today so I hope they don't screw me over
> again now I have bought back.  All it will take is bad jobs figures for
> the USA tomorrow and I should be making some sort of profit again. Sorry
> ... it is imagined authority as nobody knows what will happen and most
> of the predictions so far have been way off.
>
>>>Kooks are purely a USENET invention to further break people apart and
>>>separate us into an us and them situation.  The fact that hardly anyone
>>>can agree as to who is a kook and who is not is further evidence of the
>>>superficiality of this distinction.
>>>
>>when you insist on asking/accepting guidance from a k00k what else can
>>you expect as a   v a c a n t   space in yer education..? You really
>>believe said k00k(s) find AUK all by themselves?
> 
> As I said I think "kook" is a convenient label for someone who doesn't
> fit on.  That is all of us under appropriate criteria.

Speak for yourself.

<snicker>

>>In my whole recollection there is not a single k00k today posting in AUK
>>who was not dragged here frothin' and foamin' in demented indignation.
>>gweggles and Duurbs being fine examples of that recruitment. Th0.. I
>>qualify the result in gweggles case as that dude is is just a very
>>malcontent malicious tr0LLr.
> 
> I suppose this place does attract people who are very different.  But if
> everyone is very different then how can you say somebody doesn't fit in?
>
>>>Personally I am a unifier.
>>
>> "Personally" yer a wholly certifiable phuckup IF you truly believe
>> that.
>
> I didn't say I was capable of it.  It is what I believe in. A
> little kindness never hurt anyone.
>
>>"k00k" does not quite fit your work.. I am persuaded to accept yer more
>>representative of those skitzoid types found in the *.depression 
>>*.welfare  type froups. IMO OMMV
>>
>>>  Therefore I propose that the whole idea of kooks in AUK be scrapped
>>>  and
>>>a more realistic real world picture be adopted.
>>
>>just for your ...errr, 'benefit' I reiterate what was posted as a guide.
>>
>>       #Not to be assimilated/confused with tr0LLs,, the #k00k is wholly
>>       focused on their view being the only #"correct" outlook.
>>       #They are never wrong and someone should do something #about
>>       (whatever) being wrong.
>>
>>>There isn't even a good definition of what a kook is ... is there?
>>
>> "good" is subjective.
>>identifying and corralling a k00k is always evidential. albeit the
>>specimen supplies the evidence voluntarily and alone... no 'help'
>>required.
> Well it is evidence that I am blind to in that case.
>>
>>make an effort to be objective and rank yourself.
>> - your view is k00k is not defined (despite evidence to the contrary)
>>- you propose k00k be abolished (yet offer no alternative
>>                                       solution for froups)
>> - you refuse to provide evidence for your statements (you wont be told)
>> - you bait and switch on posters for your amusement (and whine when
>>                                                               bettered)
>>... what's the chance you are indeed a k00k?
>>
>>jes FTR...
>>as with that "Ellis Dee" sock I gave the topic a shot in all
>>seriousness. It is my preference not to suffer fools... so I extend to
>>you that same courtesy I allowed "Ellis Dee"... think before you hit
>>"followup-to". I do not do "second chance" :/
> Fools are a fact of life.  Where you going to go to escape them ...
> Mars?

An excellent idea. Hey, murphy, I hear Mars One* might still be seeking 
volunteers. You really should consider signing up.

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_One

>>also FTR... I posted the cmsg for AUK not so long back. IF that does not
>>tell you I have been part of AUK operations since the beginning then you
>>do prove ownership of   v a c a n t   space. I am not "in" AUK as
>>such... through arrangement and help from those willing AUK "good guys"
>>I am able to operate remotely. Largely it has always been that way, an
>>exception is the period immediately following the Novins k00s00t whereon
>>I did run personas in AUK,, as is the accepted practice for that froup.
>>
>>end of....
>
> I don't know who are the "good guys" and who aren't.

One clue to help sort such matters out: see who else treats new people 
with respect by default, and who with paranoia and suspicion or a snooty 
better-than-thou attitude at best, outright nastiness at worst.

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#59513

In message <nlmc38$ghj$5@dont-email.me>, Nadegda 
<nad318b404@gmail.invalid> writes
>On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 14:26:36 +0100, Bill Jillians wrote:
>
>> In message <qeqfz.23$y32.1@fx02.iad>, BBB DoW #14
>> <r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>>>Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote: //
>>>>I actually read that.  And for the shear hell of it I'm gonna reply.
>>>>People in this newsgroup like to pin labels on people ... such and such
>>>>is a kook or behaving kookily.
>>>
>>>errr... not-so-much "labels" more like behavioral separation. And it is
>>>everywhere in Usenet froups - some members taking the radical step of
>>>kill-files in avoiding contact. It is quite usual to find that
>>>'strategy' does not work with the full blown oxygen wasting k00k.
>>>Derbyshire being an example which is right in yer face in the Topic :-/
>>>So forget your insinuation AUK is different in *that* way.
>>
>> Oh I realise that.  My personal approach is to try to treat everyone I
>> meet with respect.
>
>How refreshing.
>
>> It doesn't always work but personally I don't wait until somebody earns
>> my respect.  Very few people will want to do that anyway ... probably
>> because they don't think I'm worth it.  But anyway I find that few
>> people want to get in my face ... possibly because I have no desire to
>> get in theres and I look sufficiently imposing for people not to risk
>> it.  Checkmate wants to stay away from me ... and he is probably the
>> person I am on least good terms with. I suppose that is a form of
>> respect.
>>
>>>>But in real life away from Usenet it is a phrase you hardly ever hear.
>>>>People in real life do not dedicate their waking hours to pursuing
>>>>kooks or calling people kooks.
>>>>
>>>no..??.. well we(tinw) are yet to establish your actual world view
>>>dependant on your locale buuut I can tell you quite confidently in my
>>>travels through Europe, Africa, the US and many parts of Micronesia
>>>there is definitely social segregation of ...let's say,, "the cerebrally
>>>ignoble".
>>
>> Sure ... I usually end up talking to people like that ... but it isn't
>> always enjoyable.  All some people like that want is someone to talk to.
>> And sadly they don't get it.
>>
>>>In my part of Aussie that group is labeled "hoppys",, as in being
>>>separate to loonies and spastics. True,, one does not bother with
>>>"pursuing" such specimens buuut one does avoid them like the plague.
>>>Life is too short to be held up listening to manic rants on topics one
>>>really only requires a broad knowledge of to form an opinion.. hoppys
>>>dedicate every waking hour to microexamination of their particular bent.
>>
>> Well some people are better off than others.  I don't much like social
>> situations with strangers.  But I'm sure we all have our quirks and
>> idiosyncrasies.
>
>Some more than others. "BBB DoW #14" more than all 7.9 billion of those
>others, *combined*.
>
><snicker>
>
>> I think the thing about groups like AUK is some people try to make
>> things worse for others who are perceived as different or defective.
>> Well my response to that is none of us is perfect and most people are
>> far from perfect.
>>
>>>Yours being some imagined authority on gold movements.. heh[smirk]
>>
>> Ha ha.  Well enough on that subject (almost).  I am invested in a gold
>> mining company called Randgold who have several goldmines in the Sahara.
>> I bought some shares and the price went down.  Then on the day of Brexit
>> they shot up so 2 days later I sold them.  They dithered and I almost
>> rebought them at a lower price.  Then they shot up again almost as far
>> as they had after Brexit leaving me way behind.  Yesterday I bought back
>> in after a week of rising prices each day, in which I expected them to
>> come down again.  There is no telling where they will end up but I think
>> they may be at their height now.  Mind you I thought that every day last
>> week. They came down a bit today so I hope they don't screw me over
>> again now I have bought back.  All it will take is bad jobs figures for
>> the USA tomorrow and I should be making some sort of profit again. Sorry
>> ... it is imagined authority as nobody knows what will happen and most
>> of the predictions so far have been way off.
>>
>>>>Kooks are purely a USENET invention to further break people apart and
>>>>separate us into an us and them situation.  The fact that hardly anyone
>>>>can agree as to who is a kook and who is not is further evidence of the
>>>>superficiality of this distinction.
>>>>
>>>when you insist on asking/accepting guidance from a k00k what else can
>>>you expect as a   v a c a n t   space in yer education..? You really
>>>believe said k00k(s) find AUK all by themselves?
>>
>> As I said I think "kook" is a convenient label for someone who doesn't
>> fit on.  That is all of us under appropriate criteria.
>
>Speak for yourself.
>
><snicker>
>
>>>In my whole recollection there is not a single k00k today posting in AUK
>>>who was not dragged here frothin' and foamin' in demented indignation.
>>>gweggles and Duurbs being fine examples of that recruitment. Th0.. I
>>>qualify the result in gweggles case as that dude is is just a very
>>>malcontent malicious tr0LLr.
>>
>> I suppose this place does attract people who are very different.  But if
>> everyone is very different then how can you say somebody doesn't fit in?
>>
>>>>Personally I am a unifier.
>>>
>>> "Personally" yer a wholly certifiable phuckup IF you truly believe
>>> that.
>>
>> I didn't say I was capable of it.  It is what I believe in. A
>> little kindness never hurt anyone.
>>
>>>"k00k" does not quite fit your work.. I am persuaded to accept yer more
>>>representative of those skitzoid types found in the *.depression
>>>*.welfare  type froups. IMO OMMV
>>>
>>>>  Therefore I propose that the whole idea of kooks in AUK be scrapped
>>>>  and
>>>>a more realistic real world picture be adopted.
>>>
>>>just for your ...errr, 'benefit' I reiterate what was posted as a guide.
>>>
>>>       #Not to be assimilated/confused with tr0LLs,, the #k00k is wholly
>>>       focused on their view being the only #"correct" outlook.
>>>       #They are never wrong and someone should do something #about
>>>       (whatever) being wrong.
>>>
>>>>There isn't even a good definition of what a kook is ... is there?
>>>
>>> "good" is subjective.
>>>identifying and corralling a k00k is always evidential. albeit the
>>>specimen supplies the evidence voluntarily and alone... no 'help'
>>>required.
>> Well it is evidence that I am blind to in that case.
>>>
>>>make an effort to be objective and rank yourself.
>>> - your view is k00k is not defined (despite evidence to the contrary)
>>>- you propose k00k be abolished (yet offer no alternative
>>>                                       solution for froups)
>>> - you refuse to provide evidence for your statements (you wont be told)
>>> - you bait and switch on posters for your amusement (and whine when
>>>                                                               bettered)
>>>... what's the chance you are indeed a k00k?
>>>
>>>jes FTR...
>>>as with that "Ellis Dee" sock I gave the topic a shot in all
>>>seriousness. It is my preference not to suffer fools... so I extend to
>>>you that same courtesy I allowed "Ellis Dee"... think before you hit
>>>"followup-to". I do not do "second chance" :/
>> Fools are a fact of life.  Where you going to go to escape them ...
>> Mars?
>
>An excellent idea. Hey, murphy, I hear Mars One* might still be seeking
>volunteers. You really should consider signing up.
>
>* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_One
>
>>>also FTR... I posted the cmsg for AUK not so long back. IF that does not
>>>tell you I have been part of AUK operations since the beginning then you
>>>do prove ownership of   v a c a n t   space. I am not "in" AUK as
>>>such... through arrangement and help from those willing AUK "good guys"
>>>I am able to operate remotely. Largely it has always been that way, an
>>>exception is the period immediately following the Novins k00s00t whereon
>>>I did run personas in AUK,, as is the accepted practice for that froup.
>>>
>>>end of....
>>
>> I don't know who are the "good guys" and who aren't.
>
>One clue to help sort such matters out: see who else treats new people
>with respect by default, and who with paranoia and suspicion or a snooty
>better-than-thou attitude at best, outright nastiness at worst.

Well this group in general seems to be paranoid, snooty and nasty but I 
think you have to blame that on the attitude of the person that people 
take their cues from.

And as I've said more that once here ... without mentioning any names 
... that person is a bad influence and guilty of most if the things he 
accuses others of.

Hence the disillusion and discontent of this newsgroup.

-- 
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http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org/meditations_downloads.php (Mindful Self
Compassion - Christopher Germer)

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#59725

Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
 
[...]
 
> Well this group in general seems to be paranoid, snooty and nasty but I
> think you have to blame that on the attitude of the person that people
> take their cues from.
> 
> And as I've said more that once here ... without mentioning any names
> ... that person is a bad influence and guilty of most if the things he
> accuses others of.
> 
> Hence the disillusion and discontent of this newsgroup.
> 
 
Which newsgroup is that?
 
> -- 
> Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)
> 
 
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My pet rock Gordon just is.
 

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#59733

In message <1mq9vqs.jdferbdf5eblN%snipeco.2@gmail.com>, Sn!pe 
<snipeco.2@gmail.com> writes
>Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>> Well this group in general seems to be paranoid, snooty and nasty but I
>> think you have to blame that on the attitude of the person that people
>> take their cues from.
>>
>> And as I've said more that once here ... without mentioning any names
>> ... that person is a bad influence and guilty of most if the things he
>> accuses others of.
>>
>> Hence the disillusion and discontent of this newsgroup.
>>
>
>Which newsgroup is that?

AUK.

>
>> --
>> Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)
>>
>

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http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org/meditations_downloads.php (Mindful Self
Compassion - Christopher Germer)

"actually I was told I was getting a DoW# for being a "breath of fresh air." -
Mister Smartypants in AUK.

Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey)

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#59754

Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:

> In message <1mq9vqs.jdferbdf5eblN%snipeco.2@gmail.com>, Sn!pe 
> <snipeco.2@gmail.com> writes
> >Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
> >
> >[...]
> >
> >> Well this group in general seems to be paranoid, snooty and nasty but I
> >> think you have to blame that on the attitude of the person that people
> >> take their cues from.
> >>
> >> And as I've said more that once here ... without mentioning any names
> >> ... that person is a bad influence and guilty of most if the things he
> >> accuses others of.
> >>
> >> Hence the disillusion and discontent of this newsgroup.
> >>
> >
> >Which newsgroup is that?
> > 
>
> AUK.
>

I'm not in AUK right now, is it very disillusioned and discontented?

> 
> >
> >> --
> >> Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)
> >>
> >


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My pet rock Gordon just is.
 

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#59764

In message <1mqbizm.1gp46op1yinlpvN%snipeco.2@gmail.com>, Sn!pe 
<snipeco.2@gmail.com> writes
>Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> In message <1mq9vqs.jdferbdf5eblN%snipeco.2@gmail.com>, Sn!pe
>> <snipeco.2@gmail.com> writes
>> >Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >[...]
>> >
>> >> Well this group in general seems to be paranoid, snooty and nasty but I
>> >> think you have to blame that on the attitude of the person that people
>> >> take their cues from.
>> >>
>> >> And as I've said more that once here ... without mentioning any names
>> >> ... that person is a bad influence and guilty of most if the things he
>> >> accuses others of.
>> >>
>> >> Hence the disillusion and discontent of this newsgroup.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Which newsgroup is that?
>> >
>>
>> AUK.
>>
>
>I'm not in AUK right now, is it very disillusioned and discontented?
>
Maybe its just me.

>>
>> >
>> >> --
>> >> Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)
>> >>
>> >
>
>

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http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org/meditations_downloads.php (Mindful Self
Compassion - Christopher Germer)

"actually I was told I was getting a DoW# for being a "breath of fresh air." -
Mister Smartypants in AUK.

Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey)

"Better quality than Sw, MM, MSp, idlehands and Doctor WTF combined." Dave
"Yads" Yaderley

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#59767

Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>In message <1mqbizm.1gp46op1yinlpvN%snipeco.2@gmail.com>, Sn!pe 
><snipeco.2@gmail.com> writes
>>Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>
>>> In message <1mq9vqs.jdferbdf5eblN%snipeco.2@gmail.com>, Sn!pe
>>> <snipeco.2@gmail.com> writes
>>> >Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
//
>>> >> Hence the disillusion and discontent of this newsgroup.
>>> >
>>> >Which newsgroup is that?
>>>
>>> AUK.
>>
>>I'm not in AUK right now, is it very disillusioned and discontented?
>>
>Maybe its just me.
>
..could be just your bent on oversimplification.
deliberate in diving into the ridiculous, I add.


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#59834

Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
 
[...]
 
> >> >> Hence the disillusion and discontent of this newsgroup.
> >> >>
> >> >
> >> >Which newsgroup is that?
> >> >
> >>
> >> AUK.
> >>
> >
> >I'm not in AUK right now, is it very disillusioned and discontented?
> >
>
> Maybe its just me.
> 
 
Maybe it is.
 
 
> >> >> --
> >> >> Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)
 
-- 
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#59481

Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
//
>
>I hold people's gaze so they usually look away first.

creepy...an' you wonder why "eye despise ewe" is all you get in text :-/


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#59512

In message <wREfz.2904$m65.246@fx25.iad>, BBB DoW #14 
<r0llinThru@none.invalid> writes
>Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
>//
>>
>>I hold people's gaze so they usually look away first.
>
>creepy...an' you wonder why "eye despise ewe" is all you get in text :-/
>
>

I keep my head up and look the world in the eye .... man to man.

So why do you think that is creepy?

As far as I'm concerned you are not normal ... but then nobody is.

-- 
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http://www.mindfulselfcompassion.org/meditations_downloads.php (Mindful Self
Compassion - Christopher Germer)

Most Boring poster ever (along with Fakey)

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#59448

On Thu, 07 Jul 2016 06:33:51 -0400, BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid>  
wrote:

> Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> wrote:
> //
>> I actually read that.  And for the shear hell of it I'm gonna reply.
>> People in this newsgroup like to pin labels on people ... such and such
>> is a kook or behaving kookily.
>
> errr... not-so-much "labels" more like behavioral separation.

like stalking someone's parents over usenet butthurt.

Message-ID: <182d04cad4eef35bf35539588302e0e7@dizum.com>

-- 
ga·ble
'gab?l/
noun
the part of a wall that encloses the end of a pitched roof.
a wall topped with a gable.
noun: gable end; plural noun: gable ends
a gable-shaped canopy over a window or door.

http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/photos/0,,1213138,00.html
Gable
Gabled roofs are the kind young children typically draw. They have two
sloping sides that come together at a ridge, creating end walls with a
*triangular extension*, called a gable, at the top. The house shown here
has two gable roofs and two dormers, each with gable roofs of their own.
The slant, or pitch, of the gables varies, an inconsistency that many
builders try to avoid.

LOL

-

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Oohoohooh oooh

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on tryin'

Unlucky in love, least that's what they say
He lost his head and he gabled his heart away
He still keeps posting though there's nothing left
Staked his heart and lost, now he has to pay the cost

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

"Fag. LOL", he smiles and says
Though this RMS is driving him crazy
He don't show what goes on in his head
But if you watch very close you'll see it all

Sit down, take a look at yourself
Don't you want to be somebody
Someday somebody's gonna see inside
You have to face up, you can't run and hide

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Beaten by the queen of Pembroke each time
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
He's a loser, but he still keeps on cryin'

Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Have you heard about the lotusLoser
Now tell me have you heard about the lotusLoser

-

LOL

well i guess if we went to:

http://mkweb.bcgsc.ca/color-summarizer/

and gave it the URL to the image THAT YOU POSTED IN POST:
<617072d3bd042b9634ebeb7c28503997@dizum.com>

<http://i.imgur.com/gchDiBs.png>

I took that on my way to eat lunch. I tried to make an index card with
backward writing so the SPANKY-SPANKY! reflection would show up with
frontward writing, but apparently I can't write backward legibly, so
you gets what you gets."

it would say "definitely not green", right???

http://i.imgur.com/1CkNIDC.png

D'OH!!!!

*SPNAKITY-SPNAKITY*

-

"People didn't cause the Great Depression, Liberal ko0kTarD. Governmental  
policy did." - Fakey in MID <7880b90ad2ecebe35ba01b4557597d80%40dizum.com>

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Causes_of_the_Great_Depression
"The initial stock market crash triggered a "panic sell-off" that made the  
stock market go even lower."

so... so the "government" panicked, snickers?

funny that a bona-fide conservative horatio alger hero type would want the  
government stepping in to save the stock market.

"Current theories may be broadly classified into two main points of view  
and several heterodox points of view.

First, there are demand-driven theories, from Keynesian and institutional  
economists who argue that the depression was caused by a widespread loss  
of confidence that led to underconsumption. The demand-driven theories  
argue that the financial crisis following the 1929 crash led to a sudden  
and persistent reduction in consumption and investment spending.[1] Once  
panic and deflation set in, many people believed they could avoid further  
losses by keeping clear of the markets. Holding money therefore became  
profitable as prices dropped lower and a given amount of money bought ever  
more goods, exacerbating the drop in demand.

Second, there are the monetarists, who believe that the Great Depression  
started as an ordinary recession, but that significant policy mistakes by  
monetary authorities (especially the Federal Reserve), caused a shrinking  
of the money supply which greatly exacerbated the economic situation,  
causing a recession to descend into the Great Depression. Related to this  
explanation are those who point to debt deflation causing those who borrow  
to owe ever more in real terms."

wait?  what?  no major "third" konservative k0okTheory blaming the  
government for everything mentioned?

odd, that.  eh, lotusLoser?

-

the never-ending saga of fakey's "lotus"...
https://web.archive.org/web/20160408001051/http://i.imgur.com/e3OrQSq.png

-

"sines, sines, everywhere there's sines
blocking up the snickerTurds, breaking his mind"
http://i.imgur.com/Z4p1Z55.png

-

FNVWe attempts to rewrite physics texts in Message-ID:  
<3dcad3dd0a0d39727506717506883c26@dizum.com>

">>let's not forget that mine also had the correct applied mathematics
>> equations unlike fakey the supposed know-it-all:
>>  phase A: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x)
>> phase B: 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi)
>>  voltage difference between phase A and phase B at any point x in time:
>> 120*sin(2*pi*60*x) - 120*sin(2*pi*60*x+pi) = 240*sin(2*pi*60*x)

Wrong, as has already been proven. What does it say below, you fecking  
*moron*?

"The _sum_ E(θ) ≡ E(a) + E(b) can be written thusly:""

it says that you don't even know how to correctly apply mathematics to  
real-world AC electricity, snickerTurds.  it says that you're in denial  
about the inversion of your AC legs.

http://www.allaboutcircuits.com/textbook/alternating-current/chpt-10/single-phase-power-systems/
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/02170.png
"To mathematically calculate voltage between “hot” wires, we must subtract  
voltages, because their polarity marks show them to be opposed to each  
other:"
http://sub.allaboutcircuits.com/images/12112.png

http://www.samlexamerica.com/support/documents/WhitePaper-120240VACSingleSplitPhaseandMultiWireBranchCircuits.pdf

on page 2:

** NOTE: The phase of Hot Leg 2 (Phase B) is in the
  opposite direction - i.e., 180° apart from the phase
  of Hot Leg L1 (Phase A)

*COUGH*
SPNAK!!

-

i know a guy on the internet who will draw a triangular sine wave in ASCII  
art if you ask nicely.</GROUCHO MARX>
see: Message-ID: <4ba4a50aaaebc7fb8a348293c5cf9f13@dizum.com>

-

snickerTurds can't seem to refute the following:

- begin snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --
/*
HOW TO RUN: download arbitrary precision libraries from:

http://www.hvks.com/Numerical/arbitrary_precision.html

place those files in a directory and save this file as  
snickerSinewaveStew.cpp inside that same directory.

compiles with:

gcc -Wall -I. precisioncore.cpp snickerSinewaveStew.cpp -lstdc++

run with:

./a.out

enjoy the LULZ ;)

*/
#include <fprecision.h>
#include <iostream.h>

using namespace std;

int main(){

   //float_precision MIN=float_precision(0);
   //float_precision MAX=float_precision(0);

   float_precision STEP=float_precision(.0001);
   float_precision t=float_precision(0);    // time variable
   float_precision sum=float_precision(0);  // sum of SnickerTurd's  
ridiculous sinewave mess
   float_precision snickerPrediction=float_precision(2550.25);  //  
snickerTurd's erroneous k0oK-k'lame Sum
   float_precision PI;
   PI =_float_table(_PI,25);

   // this while loop will run forever, but snickers doesn't understand why
   while(sum < snickerPrediction){

     // fakey's Sinewave Stew(TM) see: MID:  
<db672705e57e4932eba3632562e0a941@dizum.com>
     sum = (float_precision(150) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(120)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(20.25) * float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(33)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(1400)* float_precision(  
sin(float_precision(150)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +(float_precision(20)*  
float_precision(sin(float_precision(5013)*float_precision(2)*PI*t))) +  
(float_precision(600)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(13)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)))  
+  
(float_precision(360)*float_precision(sin(float_precision(1209)*float_precision(2)*PI*t)));

     // perhaps show a few values larger than +2300 to educate teh  
snickerTurds
     if(sum>float_precision(2300)){
       cout << "t=" << t << " sum=" << sum << std::endl;
     }
     t = t+STEP;
   }
/*

Message-ID: <c8523e6d9c31e3282bbe581fa525a2a8@dizum.com>
"Oh, yeah... it's 2550.25 volts... so why does your graph not even
reach 2500 volts, given that eventually all the sinewaves will
constructively interfere (ie: *add* to each other) to *sum* to 2550.25
volts?"

Fakey, it doesn't reach 2500 volts because the summation of your sinewaves  
never reaches that.  They never reach their max values at the same time.   
That's how stupid you are.

Message-ID: <731d08dcc702b9a8a13077ffc201e91f@dizum.com>
"I most certainly *did* prove otherwise. It can't even arrive at the
correct sinewave summation voltage of 2550.25 volts"

Fakey, you only *proved* that you are too inept to graph the equations and  
notice a few things about the interactions of their frequencies when  
summed.

the next line of code is never executed, but snickers DEFINITELY can't  
figure out why it isn't and instead has a bunch of lame excuses while  
still having not produced a value for t where the sum=2550.25, as he has  
k0okily proklamed in many usenet messages that are archived FOREVER.

*/
   cout << "snickerTurds was right! the sum is " << sum << " at time t=" <<  
t <<endl;
}
- end snickerSinewaveStew.cpp --

-

Fakey irrationally demands a theme song to foam to:
"all I really want your pathetic pwned ass to do is write me a classic  
rock song as tribute to your Usenet Lord and Master..."  
<f4f9193fa7d28b760a9de681e61427e7@dizum.com>

-

Somewhere Abouts Round Fri, 12 Feb 2016 17:25:03 -0500, Friendly  
Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In The History Of Usenet. LOL

<the band strikes up a rousing version of "on top of old smokey">

on top of old snick-ers, all covered with Fag. LOL
is where my usenet lord and mas-ter
can go straight to hell*

*hell doesn't exist.  hope everybody is having a productive evening.

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http://i.imgur.com/2tH6zVB.jpg

http://cafepress.com/kooktown

http://i.imgur.com/pnWqhSG.jpg

-

If my poasts are offensive to you, you can always block all From: headers  
containing "root@127.0.0.1", unless you are an idiot who would like to  
yammer about "morphing" and maybe try to lodge some frivolous complaints  
to my news provider, then please be sure to ignore this helpful  
information and have fun making an ass of yourself in public.  :)

if that route of silencing those horrid opinions of mine that you  
downloaded to your computer under duress doesn't work you can always try:  
http://i.imgur.com/jlsN9JX.png?2

-

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gish_Gallop
The Gish Gallop is often used as an indirect argument from authority — as  
it appears to paint the galloper as an expert in a broad range of subjects  
or with an extensive knowledge of an individual one. Simultaneously it  
presents opponents (in spoken debates) or refuters (in written,  
Internet-based ones) as incompetent bumblers who didn't do their homework  
before the debate. Such emphasis on style over substance is the reason  
many scientists disdain public debates as a forum for disseminating  
opinions. - Page #1 from the Gospel of SnickerTurd

-

Coming soon!  To a newsgroup near you!:

$ perl fakeyBot.pl
FakeyBot>       I'm FakeyBot. What's your name so I can Google-stalk you,  
look you up on Radaris, and hurl invective and probably-illegal harrassing  
bile from behind an anonymous dizum account?  <snicker>
You>    Robert Michael Wolfe
FakeyBot>       Oh look, you're back again to polish my size 16 steel-toed  
boot with your colon and listen to me talk about bestiality and cocks,  
Robert. <snicker>
Robert> you talk about cocks a lot.
FakeyBot>       Oh, I talk about sex a lot?
Robert> gay sex, mostly...
FakeyBot>       Fag!

(just as useful as the original!)

-

snickers the wonderturd describes how he alerted lots of his kiddie pr0n  
friends to the ensuing FBI sting in message  
<b5e7da79a455d0c9227b1b50e25e7ea1@dizum.com>:
"That's easy enough to do... how do you think my crew uncovered the
largest CP ring using Tor and I2P, which we promptly turned over to
the FBI? I discovered a way to uncover the IP addresses the I2P users were  
using, and a way of tracking Eepsites back to their IP addresses, then we  
figured out that we could DDOS a Tor IP address and modify Tor headers  
while checking whether a Tor hidden service was still up, then using  
process of elimination to pinpoint the IP address hosting that hidden  
service. It's not rocket science.

_The I2P community got all up in arms when I discussed on their forum how  
I was doing it, and that it'd be a good way of cleaning up I2P so it can  
get on with being a platform to research anonymous communication... my  
distinct impression was that the "anonymity
research platform" story was just a cover story to allow pervs to
trade CP._  (NOTE: admits to participating in what he "suspected" was a  
kiddie pr0n network.)

That Silk Road 2.0 was taken offline in the ensuing FBI Operation
Onymous was just icing on the cake."

-

Golden Killfile, June 2005
KOTM, November 2006
Bob Allisat Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, November 2006
Special Ops Cody Memorial Purple Heart, September 2007
Tony Sidaway Memorial "Drama Queen" Award, November 2006
Busted Urinal Award, April 2007
Order of the Holey Sockpuppet, September 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, September 2006
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, April 2008
Tinfoil Sombrero, February 2007
AUK Mascot, September 2007
Putting the Awards Out of Order to Screw With the OCD Fuckheads, March 2016

 

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#59491

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka 
DildoRider) of 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop Jockey),
socked up as sucksroot@127.0.0.1, in
<news:op.yj8n98jgtm21m2@benson.localhost> did thusly jump head first
into the wood chipper again:

> like stalking someone's parents over usenet butthurt.

DildoRider's the only one delusional enough to not only understand the
incoherent ramblings of Murphy, but to respond in equally incoherent
rantings. LOL

*You* stalked and outed your parents, DildoRider. Remember? You were
bragging about how rich they were, you posted photos of their house,
you posted photos of Corvettes you k'lamed they owned, you posted
screen caps of emails from them...

I had DildoRider so butthurt he was stalking and outing his own
parents.

<snicker>

> Message-ID: <182d04cad4eef35bf35539588302e0e7@dizum.com>

You mean the post in which I catch you in your lie about your "rich
family", proving your lower-middle class parents are now on a fixed
income? LOL

You mean the one in which you lied and k'lamed that you could take
time off from work any time you wanted, meaning you're either lying or
you're unemployed? LOL

You mean the one in which you bragged about that shitty soundproofed
closet you call a "recording studio", where equally untalented morons
as yourself go because they can't get a recording deal with anyone,
anywhere? LOL

You mean the one in which you delusionally fantasized about getting
rich running a 'fix-it' shop? LOL

You mean the one in which you admitted you have to save up for months
on end just to buy a used welder? LOL

You mean the one where you admitted you finally paid off your college
loans... to the college you dropped out of. LOL

You mean the one where you bragged about having an extra $200 / month
to "save" (read: spend on new dildos)? LOL

You mean the one where you bragged about the increase in valuation of
your shitshack half-a-house, whereupon I proved you'd only made $33.58
/ month for every month you owned that dilapidated crapshack,
accounting for inflation... not including mortgage interest, property
insurance, maintenance and utilities? LOL

Now, don't you have your huge flailing frothfest meltdown you should
be attending to? Or will you be doing all that in the wee hours of the
morning? Again.

<snicker>

Fag. LOL
k0ok. LOL
Idiot. LOL
Moron. LOL
Tranny. LOL
Libtard. LOL
Spankard. LOL
Crackhead. LOL
GableTard. LOL
DildoRider. LOL
LotusLoser. LOL
Bad Musician. LOL
Stick Figure. LOL
Terrible Liar. LOL
Obsessed Retard. LOL
Sinewave Spammer. LOL
Cracky McCrackhead. LOL
Outerfilthing Stalker. LOL
Photofuckering Fuckwit. LOL
Talentless FrothMonkey. LOL
Math Challenged Halfwit. LOL
Klimate Katastrophe Kook. LOL
Defeated Tearful Spankard. LOL
Waster Of Time To Save $10. LOL
Worst Maker Of Sinewaves In Usenet History. LOL

<snicker>

-- 

Robert Michael Wolfe the Pittsburgh Pied Piper Of Penis (aka
DildoRider, aka Teh Mop Jockey)
5907 Stanton Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA
(412) 853-6395
(412) 799-0532
(412) 665-8289
(412) 404-8757

DildoRider admits he's stoooopid:
MID: <c65504c436778934b3e8a0fb022b7618@dizum.com>
=================================================
>> it appears I've kicked your ass so hard it's
>> damaged your brain, DildoRider.

> then it appears that you like shooting fish in
> barrels, intellectually lazy fuckhead that you are.

Well, you've just admitted that intellectually kicking your ass is
akin to shooting fish in a barrel... IOW, you've admitted that you're
stoooopid. No un-ringing that bell.

<snicker>
=================================================

DildoRider admits he's "really stupid" (his words). LOL
MID: <8a9faed11123abfaa1257fb33fb0c082@dizum.com>
=================================================
> so what you're saying is that your targets for attack
> have to be really stupid or else you can't manage?
=================================================

DildoRider admits much more about himself:
MID: <36c6802852caf4f712515dedb738e450@dizum.com>
=================================================
"absolutely and completely retarded, insane, gay, ugly, smelly,
toothless, dirt-poor, incontinent and possibly homeless"
=================================================

This is a libtard's method of "winning", for fuck sake.

150 IQ? LOL

No... 57 IQ. The paperwork *you* posted proves it. LOL!

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#59500

On Fri,  8 Jul 2016 06:03:15 +0200 (CEST), "Friendly Neighborhood Vote
Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

> doing all that in the wee hours of the
>morning

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#59571

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Trailer Trash Tony the Law-Breaking Scam-Running Drug-Dealing 
Woman-Beating Child-Endangering Tax-Evading Unemployable Racist 
High-School-Dropout Needle-Tracked Drug-Addled Alcoholic Pissbum (aka 
Tony Ray Rawlings, aka Anton Ray Eaks of 600 Raintree Blvd #58, 
Lamplighter Trailer Park, Canon City, CO), socked up as Skeeter DoW
#8, in <news:dnounbh4hbgpncrk6682t9i61an9gviqmd@4ax.com> did thusly
jump head first into the wood chipper again on Date: Fri, 08 Jul 2016
02:23:23 -0600:

> On Fri,  8 Jul 2016 06:03:15 +0200 (CEST), "Friendly Neighborhood Vote
> Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> doing all that in the wee hours of the morning

Pissbum does a silent scream bleat at 2:23 AM because he's beyond
butthurt... in the wee hours of the morning. LOL

-- 

Proof that Lamey (aka Skeeter) is Anton Ray Eaks:
Message-ID: <kus7dj$bh0$1@news.mixmin.net>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topicsearchin/alt.usenet.kooks/messageid$3Akus7dj$24bh0$241@news.mixmin.net/alt.usenet.kooks/MLAQo_O73UM>

Pissbum hard at work to earn his drug-money:
<http://i.imgur.com/hr4eMvS.jpg> <--- LOL!

Just say no to drugs and alcohol, kids!
<http://i.imgur.com/uoZbsGI.jpg> <--- LOL!

It's Howdy Doody Time!:
<http://i.imgur.com/1myBylb.jpg> <--- LOL!

The Pissbum Clan:
<http://i.imgur.com/cixImyq.jpg> <--- LOL!

MID: <81670ab47076fa4432bc62e70914ee31@dizum.com>

Thanks for admitting you live in single-wide trailer #58 at the Lamp
Lighter Mobile Home Park on Raintree Boulevard in Canon City,
Colorado, Pissbum. LOL

<https://web.archive.org/web/20150301045717/http://coloradovoters.info/by_number/0005/59023_anton_ray_eaks.html>
<https://web.archive.org/web/20150224004840/http://coloradovoters.info/by_address/81212.html>
600 Raintree Blvd. #58
Canon City, CO 81212

Another single-wide? Of course it is... the Lamp Lighter Mobile Home
Park only has single-wide trailers. LOL

And you get caught in your "I don't do FaceBook" lie again, not to
mention your "I'm not Tony Eaks" lie:

A drug-addled loserly pissbum wrote:
Message-ID: <c30abe10716ad5092ff377450c199bae@dizum.com>
"It's dump day today, woke up to fire trucks across the street, seems
the house caught fire. What a view I have now...LOL"

<https://www.facebook.com/CanonCityDailyRecord?hc_location=timeline>
"Tony Eaks - Right across the street from me, Woke up to flames and
lights."

<https://web.archive.org/web/20150122055700/http://www.canoncitydailyrecord.com/ci_27053304/early-morning-fire-destroys-home-at-lamp-lighter>

And before he was a Canon City, CO single-wide trailer-dwelling
unemployable pissbum, he was a Fairplay, CO single-wide
trailer-dwelling unemployable pissbum. LOL

In Fairplay, CO he mooched his mother to an early death... now he's
mooching his ultra-ugly transsexual Howdy Doody wife Beverly Jean
Johnson-Eaks, who is forced to work two minimum-wage jobs (cashier at
Alco, cashier at Dollar Tree) to support Trailer Trash Tony's drug
habit. LOL

Message-ID: <96a8a62d10d76cd522bcf86bbaef274d@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <91a9d7e35f68d22eef5b72f79ef505c0@dizum.com>
Unit 66. Trailer Trash Tony is a single-wide pissbum! Bwahahahaaa!
============================================================
Trailer Trash Tony wrote:
> Can you prove this single wide trailer thing? Or is it
> just another attempt to try and "act" better than me?  LOL

Yeah, I can now prove "this single wide trailer thing", Trailer Trash
Tony. Which by your own admission makes me better than you. LOL

So I was right about everything I wrote about you... which makes you a
pissbum, Pissbum. LOL

<https://web.archive.org/web/20140724093727/http://coloradovoters.info/0005/59023.html>
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Anton Ray Eaks was born in 1953 and he registered to vote, giving his
address as 21980 HWY 285 UNIT 66, FAIRPLAY, PARK COUNTY, COLORADO
80440. His telephone number is 1-719-477-3574. His voting status is:
Active. He is unaffiliated.
RESIDENTIAL_ADDRESS:	 21980 HWY 285 UNIT 66
RESIDENTIAL_CITY:	 FAIRPLAY
RESIDENTIAL_STATE:	 CO
RESIDENTIAL_ZIP_CODE:	 80440
REGISTRATION_DATE:	 07/31/2012
BIRTH_YEAR:	 1953
PHONE_NUM:	 719-477-3574
MAILING_ADDRESS_1:	 PO BOX 473
MAILING_CITY:	 FAIRPLAY
MAILING_STATE:	 CO
MAILING_ZIP_CODE:	 80440
MAILING_ZIP_PLUS:	 0473
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

NOTE: That phone number is the Alcoholics Anonymous hot-line at South
Park Christian Chapel:
<https://web.archive.org/web/20150131161807/http://www.southparkevents.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=48:on-going-activities-for-the-month-&catid=1:latest-news&Itemid=54>
"Alcoholics Anonymouis meeting 7-8pm at So Pk Christian Chapel
719-477-3574"

Trailer Trash Tony is *such* a drunkard that when he registered to
vote, he put down the AA DrunkieLine as his phone number! LOL

A map of the gravel quarry / junkyard / trailer park where Trailer
Trash Tony rented his shitty single-wide trailer for only $675 / month
(and still couldn't pay the rent, and got evicted! LOL):
<https://www.google.com/maps/place/21980+Hwy+285+%2366,+Fairplay,+CO+80440/@39.2157874,-105.9922529,346m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x876ae8155a400885:0xfb9ff5490348163d>

Unit 66:
This is a 3 bd/2ba single-wide trailer.
<https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.318572058245476.1073741834.131803693588981&type=1&_fb_noscript=1>

SPANKY-SPANKY! (tm)

<snicker>
============================================================

Lamey (aka Skeeter) the alcoholic wife-beating outer-filthing
drug-addict:
Message-ID: <lfjfe7$b3t$4@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <1b7ef90407a4295786c3f1338e80d553@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <c39bc1cce43a9e6860b642e72943f3ce@dizum.com>
Message-ID: <ae39676e2ac093e5259ccf8210ecbb25@dizum.com>

Trailer Trash Tony makes a multi-pronged confession:
MID: <k9m2ca5g26l46qb2t9h05ff87skcjiov1o@4ax.com>
"Yup, I can take 4 or 5 percs and roof your house. It's called the
paradoxical affect."

Pissbum groveled. LOL
Pissbum lost. LOL!
Message-ID: <lchuas$q96$4@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <c92bbbbfefed840db0563eb29f2d6498@dizum.com>

Cowardly Pissbum gets caught in lie after lie. LOL!
Message-ID: <l0rfde$hv8$2@news.mixmin.net>
Message-ID: <l0smsq$fcq$2@news.mixmin.net>

Lamey (aka Skeeter) the forger, busted and scrambling for cover like a
coward:
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/2oWKmfnSPEA/RE_35HZp8qAJ>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.usenet.kooks/2oWKmfnSPEA/-RZxQp6TAe4J>
Message-ID: <db92667a7bac368fab1b8ff5085f8b2e@dizum.com>

Pissbum gets kicked so hard he's *still* bouncing around Usenet like a
SuperBall:
============================================
Message-ID: <kv42gb$vd8$1@news.mixmin.net>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=alt.usenet.kooks/ZyzzhJiku3c/Q0c2J9_Jc5YJ>

Message-ID: <kuatrj$b2g$1@news.mixmin.net>
<https://groups.google.com/forum/message/raw?msg=alt.usenet.kooks/N91lSABoN2s/JYDwKwwIZn4J>
============================================

Trailer Trash Tony the Single-Wide Trailer-Dwelling Pissbum is driven
so insane by my truthiness that he's forced by his psychiatric
professional to take Seroquel, a strong anti-psychotic that its maker
(Astra Zeneca) only indicates for use in treating schizophrenia and
bipolar disorder:
==================================================
Lamey (aka Skeeter) admits he now takes Seroquel "to sleep"... it's a
prescription medication for the treatment of mania and depression
associated with bipolar disease and schizophrenia. I've driven him
mad. LOL

Pissbum tries to k'lame his doctor-recommended dosage is only half of
the smallest tablet Astra Zeneca produces for Seroquel:
MID: <3elg2aduthcn6j92jlledhg6sa4ibnbro1@4ax.com>:
"Just like seriquil, I take it for sleep at night, 12.5 mg"

I shred Pissbum Tony's lies and prove he's gone batty:
MID: <0c4a46b95e1b8983104047001ec4e05f@dizum.com>
MID: <11715d7d5e802fb4248513f981621812@dizum.com>
MID: <3bb2754531e630d89eb7330623ee6281@dizum.com>
MID: <8bc988e4842e4338432ad962f84a89d4@dizum.com>
==================================================

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#59575

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Alexander Anthony Cain of Griffin, GA (aka Midget Dink the Blistered Clitted Sister Fister) <fitnessforyou2002@yahoo.com>, in <news:4e036564d1165535993560d9f83b84ce@dizum.com> did thusly jump head first into the wood chipper again:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

> a silent scream bleat at 2:23 AM

-- 

Remember this, Sister Fister?

"I use a Sony Cybershot DSC-H2 model camera 6.0 Megapixels and 12x
zoom with an in-camera microphone along with a Velbon tripod."
So at least we know what equipment you used to take piccies of yer
sister's tits. Even went to the trouble of setting up a tripod, eh?
Professional. LOL

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.nerd.obsessive/K84e5-
h4130/Fs1OgPJsbQcJ
"There is OBVIOUSLY something you want to tell us, cain. Someone
mentions the word "sister-fister" on this newsgroup and you just
couldn't keep yourself from responding and making an ass out of
yourself once again"

DinkleFail copyrights his last name, so he can get exclusive rights to
his sisterporn movies:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/rec.sport.pro-
wrestling/lYhkOsZCFLs/dG4igl8F81gJ
"This is to announce that heanceforth no one is allowed to use the
Cain family name in usenet except myself, Alex Cain, the one and
only."

Dinkle McSisterFister starts a poll:
Subject: [POLL] Ever see your sister naked?
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/rec.sport.pro-wrestling/a-
zCK84hSFk/VkmjRYDmzikJ

https://web.archive.org/web/20040820191757/http://www.insurgent.org/~
kook-faq/dink/index.html
"IRL, Dink has two younger sisters. Some of his more disturbing
comments about them include his boasts to Richard Bullis (see #22) of
having seen both of them naked. While it would be overly critical to
suggest that children of a similar age in a family don't see each
other nude on occassion (most readers with close siblings will
probably have shared a few baths in their childhood), bragging about
it to an unquestionably proven pedophile certainly suggests a dramatic
lack of judgement, if nothing else."

Dink wasn't talking about seeing his sisters naked as a child... he
was talking about what happened that day. LOL

Durh-de-duuurrrrhhh!
http://i.imgur.com/N8LIJit.jpg
https://web.archive.org/web/20040820191757im_/http://www.insurgent.or
g/~kook-faq/dink/images/logo.gif

Mama Cain always said "put the plastic sheets on the bed before you
pop your sister's cherry".

Dink fucks his sister:
Message-ID: <26bc2d8d67df0422e483bf33cfe503ef@dizum.com>
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/alt.pizza.delivery.drivers
/QdqCP4jxadM/YEZmAbdIZF4J

Dink fucking his sister:
http://goo.gl/VsDhDm
Note the short strokes. LOL

And now, just to rub salt in the loser's wounds:
He is a fat ugly inbred racist piece of jobless redneck trash.
He is 5 foot 3.
He is 40 years old and *still* doesn't have a car or job.
He has been molested by every male member of his family, dog included.
He perpetually fails out of college, which his poor mother pays for.
He masturbates to pictures of Chad Bryant, Emmett Gulley and his
sister.

"My I.Q. is in the 170 + range. I am, for all intensive purposes, a
creative genius."
Alex Cain mistakes his weekly gay midget porn masturbation frequency
as his IQ: <1559b599.0203301828.27a683b@posting.google.com>

For all intents and purposes, DinkleTard is an idiot who can't even
properly use the term "for all intents and purposes".

Especially like this blurb:
https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/rec.sport.pro-
wrestling/lYhkOsZCFLs/dG4igl8F81gJ
"Since I know that one day I will be a millionaire, I want no one
claiming to be related to me so that they may atempt to use my good
family name for their profit and gain."

15 years on and Bwahahahaaaa!
How'd that work out for you, Dink The Indigent?

https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/rec.sport.pro-
wrestling/pqZB4HA1cUk/6Az2p0tUbcEJ
"I will be more successful than you could ever hope to be."

How'd that work out for ya, DinkleFailure? LOL

"I will have to go all the way to California, because that's where the
heart of the movie industry lies. I will be able to fully utilize my
creative abilities."

How'd *that* work out for ya, DinkleLoser? LOL

"Hopefully, I'll find this out within the next 2-3 years."

You never even left your momma's basement, let alone Georgia... poor
loserly Dink D. SisterFister will never make it to Hollywood, let
alone make it *in* Hollywood. LOL

"While it's currently on the sidelines, I still indeed have an
interest in entering the professional wrestling field"

Midget wrestling. LOL

> You have NO chance in the world.
"Yes, I do"

No. You don't. You're the failure known as Alex Cain. LOL
You're Emmett, with a mother who gives at least one shit about her
sprog. But when she's gone... you're Emmett. Mooch the money for a
tent off yer mama while you still can.

"When I think back
on all the tit photos in high school
It's a wonder
I could fap at all
Because my sister's tits are sagging, but
That don't stop me none
To get hard I punch myself in the balls.

JaaawwwwJuhhhChrome
They give us the nice fap photos
Sag-tits and herpes camel-toes
It makes me think all the girls
Are a wank away, oh yeah
I got a redneck sister
I love to take tit photographs
So mama, don't take my JaaawwwwJuhhhChrome away"

<snicker>

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#59598

On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 10:45:28 +0200, Kooky McFakeTard did thusly leap ass-
first into the shark pool again:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> 
>> a silent scream bleat at 2:23 AM

... he says at 04:45.

Another allnighter from Kooky, who was still foaming as the blackness 
gave way to the first faint signs of dawn's early light.

And tomorrow night he'll melt down about the above statement, k'laming 
not to be in the eastern time zone or bleating something about remailer 
latency ... and the timestamp on *that* post will be well after midnight, 
eastern time.

<snicker>

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#59653

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire the dress wearing goat raper, socked up as Nadegda,
in <news:nlrltb$lqb$11@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again:

> On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 07:46:45 +0200, FNVWe wrote:

>>> a silent scream bleat at 2:23 AM

> ... he says at 04:45.

Wrong. Still too stupid to figure out time zones, Paul Derbyshire? LOL

> An<SMACKASHROOMTARD!>

Paul, you stupid fuck, you're melting down and bleating fanfic. Again.

Awww, what's the matter, Paul? That VD your goats caught not
responding to treatment?

<snicker>

Paul, you stupid fuck, you've been outed seven times.

03 May 2016 - MID: <ng9mdq$m43$33@dont-email.me>
posting-host="28e199bc366b04f624161a7e7c6d9ee6"
67.70.57.221 Deep River, ON, Canada

10 Jun 2016 - MID: <njf6m0$9i5$13@dont-email.me>
posting-host="5a7d8d855af84388d01b7dc826ef09d4"
67.70.57.173 Deep River, ON, Canada

20 Jun 2016 - MID: <nka7gl$lnq$1@dont-email.me>
posting-host="012e03f33b086ea5f85f61609ba7b360"
67.70.98.116 Deep River, ON, Canada

01 Jul 2016 - MID: <nl6kqc$q0d$10@dont-email.me>
posting-host="58c64c3df7194056193d4316e7d6bde7"
67.70.57.43 Deep River, ON, Canada

05 Jul 2016 - MID: <nlh8q3$sgh$12@dont-email.me>
posting-host="ffc2b295bc7bc97250a857d253111bde"
67.70.57.183 Deep River, ON, Canada

09 Jul 2016 - MID: <nlrmrj$lqb$15@dont-email.me>
posting-host="3eb94e9ccb87adec6bcfc39357241aba"
67.70.59.199 Deep River, ON, Canada

And once by Ray Banana. LOL

Anyone can check that the IP addresses have MD5 hashes that match your
posting-host, and anyone can go to MaxMind GeoIP to determine that
you're a dress-wearing goat-raping shroomtard using IP addresses from
Deep River, ON, Canada, just down the road from Pembroke, ON, Canada.

You moron. LOL

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

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From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
this Usenet thing?
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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

Everyone is laughing at you, Paul Derbyshire. Everyone.

Spankard. ShroomTard. Failure.

<snicker>

<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs>
Subject: The Derbyshire Saga
================================================================
[ Posted on Wed, 7 Feb 1996 18:39:04 GMT ]

Ok, kids... here's the voice from the cheap seats, on the Derbyshire
Saga (tm).

Now, having read about young Paul (the short, whiny, irritating,
psychotic child that he is) having been dragged from a lab by "the
man", I can only assume that this little story occurred a) yesterday,
and b) in the Steacie building.

The coincidence of two such occurrences cropping up in the same day
"here in the trailer park" would be just too far out to contemplate.

It would seem, then, that young Paul Derbyshire is taking first year
chemistry. As an aside, I'll note that this isn't his first little
"fling" with the department. Shortly before Christmas, the undergrads
had their lab techniques exam. Paul, to whom we can add "clumsy" as
one of his many ignoble traits, couldn't perform under pressure
(begging the question...). Long story short:  He flipped... lost it
completely. Started swearing first at the proctors, then at the lab
supervisor, and lastly, after having been ejected from the lab, lashed
out at the department Chair. (Oh, yes, cursing, swearing, threatening,
the whole nine yards.)

Btw, this goes partly to the issue of "why didn't the TA in question
squash Mr. Derbyshire like a bug?". Since the repercussions could've
been significant.

In any event:  Yesterday, Paul spilled something in the lab. He
refused to clean it up. (I believe his exact words were "I am not a
human mop.". He kept asking other students to clean up his mess, and
became obstinate when pushed to take care of it himself. When he
started screaming and ranting, the lab supervisor called security on
him.

The fellow who responded is a human mountain named Al. Really nice
guy. Anyway, Paul was standing at the sink with a corrosive solution
in a flask, and refused to leave. "I'm busy, can you come back when
I'm not so busy" is the purported comment he made. Al refused to
apprehend him until the chemicals were secured, so, with security and
the lab supervisor watching, Paul returned to his bench, and continued
his experiment. This involved clamping the offending flask, at which
time Al moved in for the kill (so to speak).

Paul struggled, and managed to punch Al in the face (knocking off his
hat!). Al became... vexed, shall we say, and grabbed Paul by the neck
in a sort of headlock. (If you can imagine tiny Paul hanging, feet
kicking, whilst Al lifts him from behind with one arm around the neck
you have the proper picture.) Al then removed him from the lab, put
him on the ground, and proceeded to cuff him.

(Paul:  "what are you doing!?")

Al calls for backup at some point.

Al: "540, this is 8, I need backup for a..." etc.

Paul:  "Talking in police code doesn't make you any better than me."

Note:  All Paul comments were in a Sam Kinison-like screech at this
point.

Campus security backup arrives, as to the "real cops". They mention to
Paul that he's going "downtown" where he will be their guest for "a
long time". As he is being dragged out of the building, Paul is
screaming "What do you mean 'a long time'? I have things to do
tonight!"

Well... sorry if my prose isn't the greatest.  The story is much
better with voice-over, and particularly when you know all the people
involved. (except Paul, of course). I heard it first hand from a guy
in my lab who witnessed the whole event, btw. He does great Sam
Kinison impersonations.

I hear Paul is now the proud owner of a "No Trespass" restraining
order to keep him from the premises of Carleton University.

Semper Inquirens  (thx, Corey)
================================================================

Brian Publicover wrote:
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs/lS73j-DcD04J>
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I remember in grade 8 Paul once threw a chair at my head because I
suggested that he liked girls (he used to hate females when he was
younger). This was not an isolated incident: I've seen him attack many
people. I don't think he's dangerous (unless he is holding corrosive
chemicals), but I'd hardly call these incidents "bizarre quirks."
================================================================

Awww, poor bootfucked little kooktard Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke,
Ontario, Canada has to relive his horrible past all over again... on
top of having his stoooopid ass drop-kicked across Usenet each and
every day. LOL

And now he's been outed as a dude who likes wearing dresses. And 
raping goats. LOL!

-- 

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) said the Gaussian curvature =
1 / r^2 *and* the Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) says every sphere in the
entire universe has a radius of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a
moron, kensi didn't specify the units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) persists in insisting
that what he wrote isn't fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of
a sphere *does* depend upon its radius, because he doesn't understand
the equations he's trying to use, he doesn't know the difference
between 'constant curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know
what an integral is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even
basic geometry problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has k'lamed that magnetism
has "*no* effect" upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then
backpedaled and said there was a "small amount of positive curvature
due to the energy density in the field", thereby proving he doesn't
know how magnetism affects the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and
denies the existence of magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has described a
universe in which planets could not maintain their orbits, a universe
in which magnets could not work, and therefore a universe which could
not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality. Kensi the moron is Paul
G. Derbyshire.

<snicker>

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#59684

On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 07:00:26 +0200, Kooky McFakeTard did thusly get his 
tiny testicles caught in industrial machinery and shriek in soprano for a 
coworker to push the scram button again:

> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
> 
> Nadegda, in <news:nlrltb$lqb$11@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head
> first into the wood chipper again:
> 
>> On Sat, 09 Jul 2016 10:45:28 +0200, Kooky McFakeTard did thusly leap
>> ass-first into the shark pool again:
>> 
>>> Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>
>>> 
>>>> a silent scream bleat at 2:23 AM
>>
>> ... he says at 04:45.
>>
>> Another allnighter from Kooky, who was still foaming as the blackness
>> gave way to the first faint signs of dawn's early light.
>>
>> And tomorrow night he'll melt down about the above statement, k'laming 
>> not to be in the eastern time zone or bleating something about
>> remailer latency ...
> 
> Wrong. Still too stupid to figure out time zo<SMACKAKOOK!>

Told you.

<snicker>

>> and the timestamp on *that* post will be well after midnight, eastern
>> time.
>>
>> <snicker>

1 AM, right on the dot. Did I call it or did I call it?

<snicker>

> P<MUSHROOM CLOUD>

Go home, Kooky, you're drunk.

<snicker>

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#59687

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Paul G. Derbyshire the dress wearing goat raper, socked up as Nadegda,
in <news:nlunvj$mg6$20@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into
the wood chipper again from IP address 67.70.59.199 (MD5 hash 
3eb94e9ccb87adec6bcfc39357241aba) in Deep River, ON, Canada:

Paul's too stupid to change his IP address. LOL

> On Sun, 10 Jul 2016 07:00:26 +0200, FNVWe wrote:

>> Paul G. Derbyshire the dress wearing goat raper, socked up as Nadegda,
>> in <news:nlrltb$lqb$11@dont-email.me> did thusly jump head first into
>> the wood chipper again:

>>> On Sat, 9 Jul 2016 07:46:45 +0200, FNVWe wrote:

>>>>> a silent scream bleat at 2:23 AM

>>> ... he says at 04:45.

>> Wrong. Still too stupid to figure out time zones, Paul Derbyshire? LOL

>>> An<SMACKASHROOMTARD!>

>> Paul, you stupid fuck, you're melting down and bleating fanfic. Again.
>> 
>> Awww, what's the matter, Paul? That VD your goats caught not
>> responding to treatment?
>> 
>> <snicker>

> tiny testicles

It might not be VD, Paul. You sure your goat's testicles aren't just
pruning up because you've sucked them so much? LOL

Paul, you stupid fuck, you've been outed seven times.

03 May 2016 - MID: <ng9mdq$m43$33@dont-email.me>
posting-host="28e199bc366b04f624161a7e7c6d9ee6"
67.70.57.221 Deep River, ON, Canada

10 Jun 2016 - MID: <njf6m0$9i5$13@dont-email.me>
posting-host="5a7d8d855af84388d01b7dc826ef09d4"
67.70.57.173 Deep River, ON, Canada

20 Jun 2016 - MID: <nka7gl$lnq$1@dont-email.me>
posting-host="012e03f33b086ea5f85f61609ba7b360"
67.70.98.116 Deep River, ON, Canada

01 Jul 2016 - MID: <nl6kqc$q0d$10@dont-email.me>
posting-host="58c64c3df7194056193d4316e7d6bde7"
67.70.57.43 Deep River, ON, Canada

05 Jul 2016 - MID: <nlh8q3$sgh$12@dont-email.me>
posting-host="ffc2b295bc7bc97250a857d253111bde"
67.70.57.183 Deep River, ON, Canada

09 Jul 2016 - MID: <nlrmrj$lqb$15@dont-email.me>
posting-host="3eb94e9ccb87adec6bcfc39357241aba"
67.70.59.199 Deep River, ON, Canada

And once by Ray Banana. LOL

Anyone can check that the IP addresses have MD5 hashes that match your
posting-host, and anyone can go to MaxMind GeoIP to determine that
you're a dress-wearing goat-raping shroomtard using IP addresses from
Deep River, ON, Canada, just down the road from Pembroke, ON, Canada.

You moron. LOL

Nadegda got outed as that lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard Paul G.
Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada by Ray Banana. When Kensi D.
LunkHead learned of this, he immediately started backpedaling and
k'laming that "Nadegda" was actually just "vacationing" in Pembroke.
LOL!

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From: Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid>
Subject: Re: A REVIEW: How much does Keith "Murphy" McElroy suck at
this Usenet thing?
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> <http://al.howardknight.net/msgid.cgi?ID=134389570800>

Kensi was "vacationing"... in Pembroke, Ontario, Canada... quite by
coincidence, you understand... LunkHead was there with Nadegda,
apparently.

And Nadegda and Kensi most definitely were *not* there to double-team
on Paul Derbyshire's mushroom-slathered meatpole.

Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke, Ontario, Canada is a life-long virgin,
you see. He'll never touch anything more feminine than his hand with a
Barbie-doll wig glued to it, paste-on eyes, and his mother's
hooker-pink lipstick smeared between thumb and index finger knuckle.
Ironically, he's named his f(e)isty lover "kensi". She's really hot in
the sack... an expert in getting anal. Sometimes, she takes it so
deeply it pokes out of her mouth!

Oh, here's Kensi:
<http://goo.gl/hdpXFC>

She's Paul Derbyshire's regular Saturday night thang. Ain't she purdy?
I'm sure a lot of guys have hit that. Chimpy's hit that... twice.

Strangely and quite coincidentally, Paul Derbyshire calls his right
thumb "Nadegda". I found a picture of Nadegda, too.

<https://goo.gl/sbdRcq>

You don't wanna know what she's into. *Really* kinky stuff. Suffice to
say sometimes she invites along her four sisters for what she calls
"sexy spelunking". You know what they say... fugly chicks gotta go
kinky. LOL

> <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ>

> P.S. How's the astrophysics coming along? Have you visited 
> any good telescopes lately?

Ask kensi which observatories nearby have time standard control
capability. That's something every astronomer should know, right?

<snicker>
========================================================
========================================================

Everyone is laughing at you, Paul Derbyshire. Everyone.

Spankard. ShroomTard. Failure.

<snicker>

<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs>
Subject: The Derbyshire Saga
================================================================
[ Posted on Wed, 7 Feb 1996 18:39:04 GMT ]

Ok, kids... here's the voice from the cheap seats, on the Derbyshire
Saga (tm).

Now, having read about young Paul (the short, whiny, irritating,
psychotic child that he is) having been dragged from a lab by "the
man", I can only assume that this little story occurred a) yesterday,
and b) in the Steacie building.

The coincidence of two such occurrences cropping up in the same day
"here in the trailer park" would be just too far out to contemplate.

It would seem, then, that young Paul Derbyshire is taking first year
chemistry. As an aside, I'll note that this isn't his first little
"fling" with the department. Shortly before Christmas, the undergrads
had their lab techniques exam. Paul, to whom we can add "clumsy" as
one of his many ignoble traits, couldn't perform under pressure
(begging the question...). Long story short:  He flipped... lost it
completely. Started swearing first at the proctors, then at the lab
supervisor, and lastly, after having been ejected from the lab, lashed
out at the department Chair. (Oh, yes, cursing, swearing, threatening,
the whole nine yards.)

Btw, this goes partly to the issue of "why didn't the TA in question
squash Mr. Derbyshire like a bug?". Since the repercussions could've
been significant.

In any event:  Yesterday, Paul spilled something in the lab. He
refused to clean it up. (I believe his exact words were "I am not a
human mop.". He kept asking other students to clean up his mess, and
became obstinate when pushed to take care of it himself. When he
started screaming and ranting, the lab supervisor called security on
him.

The fellow who responded is a human mountain named Al. Really nice
guy. Anyway, Paul was standing at the sink with a corrosive solution
in a flask, and refused to leave. "I'm busy, can you come back when
I'm not so busy" is the purported comment he made. Al refused to
apprehend him until the chemicals were secured, so, with security and
the lab supervisor watching, Paul returned to his bench, and continued
his experiment. This involved clamping the offending flask, at which
time Al moved in for the kill (so to speak).

Paul struggled, and managed to punch Al in the face (knocking off his
hat!). Al became... vexed, shall we say, and grabbed Paul by the neck
in a sort of headlock. (If you can imagine tiny Paul hanging, feet
kicking, whilst Al lifts him from behind with one arm around the neck
you have the proper picture.) Al then removed him from the lab, put
him on the ground, and proceeded to cuff him.

(Paul:  "what are you doing!?")

Al calls for backup at some point.

Al: "540, this is 8, I need backup for a..." etc.

Paul:  "Talking in police code doesn't make you any better than me."

Note:  All Paul comments were in a Sam Kinison-like screech at this
point.

Campus security backup arrives, as to the "real cops". They mention to
Paul that he's going "downtown" where he will be their guest for "a
long time". As he is being dragged out of the building, Paul is
screaming "What do you mean 'a long time'? I have things to do
tonight!"

Well... sorry if my prose isn't the greatest.  The story is much
better with voice-over, and particularly when you know all the people
involved. (except Paul, of course). I heard it first hand from a guy
in my lab who witnessed the whole event, btw. He does great Sam
Kinison impersonations.

I hear Paul is now the proud owner of a "No Trespass" restraining
order to keep him from the premises of Carleton University.

Semper Inquirens  (thx, Corey)
================================================================

Brian Publicover wrote:
<https://groups.google.com/forum/#!original/carleton.chat.suggestions/XxE2PVnleGs/lS73j-DcD04J>
================================================================
I remember in grade 8 Paul once threw a chair at my head because I
suggested that he liked girls (he used to hate females when he was
younger). This was not an isolated incident: I've seen him attack many
people. I don't think he's dangerous (unless he is holding corrosive
chemicals), but I'd hardly call these incidents "bizarre quirks."
================================================================

Awww, poor bootfucked little kooktard Paul G. Derbyshire of Pembroke,
Ontario, Canada has to relive his horrible past all over again... on
top of having his stoooopid ass drop-kicked across Usenet each and
every day. LOL

And now he's been outed as a dude who likes wearing dresses. And 
raping goats. LOL!

-- 

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) wrote:
================================
The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2, and its area is 4*pi*r^2, so
the curvature is 4*pi
================================

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) said the Gaussian curvature =
1 / r^2 *and* the Gaussian curvature = 4 * pi.

Therefore, 1 / r^2 = 4 * pi
Therefore, r = 0.28209479176

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) says every sphere in the
entire universe has a radius of 0.28209479176. Of course, being a
moron, kensi didn't specify the units.

The moron also said the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is dependent
upon that sphere's radius. Wholly incorrect.

Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) was corrected:
================================
Did... did you just say "the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2" *and* "the
Gaussian curvature = 4*pi" therefore "1/r^2 = 4*pi"? Now you
backpedal, LunkHead.

You mean the Gaussian curvature = 1/r^2 * (4*pi*r^2) therefore =
(4*pi), and therefore the Gaussian curvature of a sphere is
independent of r due to its symmetry, thereby proving your original
"The sphere's Gaussian curvature is 1/r^2" blather *wrong*?
================================

But Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) persists in insisting
that what he wrote isn't fucked up, and that the Gaussian curvature of
a sphere *does* depend upon its radius, because he doesn't understand
the equations he's trying to use, he doesn't know the difference
between 'constant curvature' and 'Gaussian curvature', he doesn't know
what an integral is, and he's a halfwit who can't figure out even
basic geometry problems.

Now remember, this is the same moron who k'lames he's an
astrophysicist... yet he's stated that the Riemann curvature tensor
concept being the central mathematical tool in the theory of general
relativity and the modern theory of gravity, and the curvature of
space-time being described by the geodesic deviation equation, is
"science fiction" and "a howler".

In addition, the moron k'lamed that 4-D Minkowski space-time was
mostly positive Gaussian curvature, with only small areas of negative
Gaussian curvature, which proves the moron has no idea of the effects
of mass or magnetism upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold.

He has k'lamed that the Gaussian curvature of the universe is
predominantly positive, which means Lunkhead believes that massive
objects such as planets, stars and black holes ride *above* the
tangential plane of the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, thereby
making the planes of principal curvature positive Gaussian curvature,
and thus causing gravity to *repel*. It also means LunkHead believes
the universe to be finite, and therefore it cannot be expanding.

Lunkhead the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has k'lamed that magnetism
has "*no* effect" upon the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, then
backpedaled and said there was a "small amount of positive curvature
due to the energy density in the field", thereby proving he doesn't
know how magnetism affects the 4-D Minkowski space-time manifold, and
denies the existence of magnetic attraction.

Thus, Kensi the moron (aka Paul G. Derbyshire) has described a
universe in which planets could not maintain their orbits, a universe
in which magnets could not work, and therefore a universe which could
not exist.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow at a colder temperature
than the surrounding atmosphere is somehow violating the First and
Second Laws of Thermodynamics and giving off "blackbody radiation".

Kensi is the same moron who k'lames that snow gives off "blackbody
radiation" at wavelengths that would put the temperature of the snow
at 489 F.

Kensi attempted to back up his kooky k'lame above by further k'laming
that snow emits at wavelengths which correspond to a variety of
temperatures, presumably from 489 F to -422 F, because the moron
doesn't understand that the Planck curve breaks down under certain
circumstances, meaning snow emits in accordance with the Wien
Displacement Law in a ~2.1251 micron window centered on the ~11-micron
infrared atmospheric window, not Planck's curve.

Kensi is the same moron who first denied the existence of the
~11-micron infrared atmospheric window, then backpedaled and k'lamed
that snow emitted outside that ~11-micron window, and was proven
wrong. Then the spankard moron tried to use the backpedal of
"blackbody radiation" being at a different wavelength than spectral
emission, yet again demonstrating that the moron has no clue how
spectral absorption and emission works.

Kensi is the same moron who k'lamed heat flows from cooler to warmer;
that in a solid, molecules are "flying-and-bouncing-around-the-place",
that heat is "stirring up the molecules" and putting the molecules on
a "somewhat different trajectory", thereby demonstrating that LunkHead
cannot even grasp such basic topics as what heat is.

Kensi is the same moron who denies the NASA SABER study proving that
CO2 is a global *cooling* gas _because_ of the ~11-micron infrared
atmospheric window.

The reality exposed by the NASA SABER study also proves the Klimate
Katastrophe Kook Anthropogenic Global Warming k'lame of CO2 being a
global warming gas is a fairy tale that violates the First and Second
Laws of Thermodynamics, thus destroying CO2-induced AGW, yet this same
moron continues to cling to his delusions.

Kensi is the same moron who continues to cling to his delusion that
global warming causes more intense hurricanes, despite three
peer-reviewed studies proving the exact opposite.

Kensi is not an astrophysicist, he's far too stupid to be. He's just a
lumpy dumpy frumpy slumpy shroomtard loser trying to pretend that he's
intelligent... and failing badly.

That would be because Kensi is a moron with an underpowered brain that
struggles (and fails) to understand reality. Kensi the moron is Paul
G. Derbyshire.

<snicker>

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