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  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 17:36 -0800
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 18:28 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-26 10:27 -0500
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 10:49 -0800
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "B00py Gurl" <B00py@gurl.yep> - 2016-02-25 22:20 -0600
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 20:32 -0800
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 06:55 +0100
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-26 10:32 -0500
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2016-02-26 13:05 -0500
          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 10:51 -0800
            Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2016-02-26 13:55 -0500
              Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 12:23 -0800
                Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-28 10:19 +0000
                  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-28 02:22 -0800
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 10:50 -0800
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 20:15 +0100
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:48 +0000

#55975 — Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite.

In article <cd7vcblipu2g6vfiveku710niq97hit6tj@4ax.com>, 
greghall@yacht_master.fake says...


> 
> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 16:33:02 -0800, Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote:
> >On 2/24/2016 2:18 AM, Psychotic Chicken wrote:
> >> Ladies, Gentlemen ... I must make the following statement.  Checkmate
> >> who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional instability a few
> >> months ago has been totally vindicated and proven right.  I have spent
> >> the last four weeks of my life in a maximum security mental hospital
> >> considered too dangerous to leave or go home for the first 3 weeks. It
> >> was only when I started to respond to the maximum doses of
> >> tranquillisers and electro-shock treatment that up until then had been
> >> having no effect that finally the doctors have decided upon granting me
> >> a little compassionate leave to go home and have a shower to wash away
> >> all the drool and blood that I had so misguidedly inflicted upon myself.
> >>
> >> After a few months more of this emergency treatment I may be permitted
> >> to finally go home and continue my life under permanent house arrest.
> >> The days of my liberty are past ... now I humbly submit myself to your
> >> scorn and retribution.
> >>
> >> I am so ... so ... sorry for what I did.
> >>
> >> I'm sure people will be overjoyed to hear that I am now typing on a
> >> laptop that went to the shop to be repaired and has come back with
> >> problems it didn't have before.  If this laptop crashes while I'm in
> >> here that will be the end of my posting.  I'm sure most of the newsgroup
> >> would be more than happy if that were to occur.
> >
> >Don't count yourself out yet, Bill, you always have an ally with the 
> >Janithor!
> 
> And me, too. And, Emmett sends his condolences.

One more time...

"Checkmate who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional 
instability a few months ago has been totally vindicated and proven 
right."

Next, we'll let Fakey make a similar statement about my diagnosis 
concerning HIS ailments.

I'm here to help...

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#55976

x-no-archive: yes

On 2/25/2016 5:36 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <cd7vcblipu2g6vfiveku710niq97hit6tj@4ax.com>,
> greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
>
>
>>
>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 16:33:02 -0800, Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote:
>>> On 2/24/2016 2:18 AM, Psychotic Chicken wrote:
>>>> Ladies, Gentlemen ... I must make the following statement.  Checkmate
>>>> who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional instability a few
>>>> months ago has been totally vindicated and proven right.  I have spent
>>>> the last four weeks of my life in a maximum security mental hospital
>>>> considered too dangerous to leave or go home for the first 3 weeks. It
>>>> was only when I started to respond to the maximum doses of
>>>> tranquillisers and electro-shock treatment that up until then had been
>>>> having no effect that finally the doctors have decided upon granting me
>>>> a little compassionate leave to go home and have a shower to wash away
>>>> all the drool and blood that I had so misguidedly inflicted upon myself.
>>>>
>>>> After a few months more of this emergency treatment I may be permitted
>>>> to finally go home and continue my life under permanent house arrest.
>>>> The days of my liberty are past ... now I humbly submit myself to your
>>>> scorn and retribution.
>>>>
>>>> I am so ... so ... sorry for what I did.
>>>>
>>>> I'm sure people will be overjoyed to hear that I am now typing on a
>>>> laptop that went to the shop to be repaired and has come back with
>>>> problems it didn't have before.  If this laptop crashes while I'm in
>>>> here that will be the end of my posting.  I'm sure most of the newsgroup
>>>> would be more than happy if that were to occur.
>>>
>>> Don't count yourself out yet, Bill, you always have an ally with the
>>> Janithor!
>>
>> And me, too. And, Emmett sends his condolences.
>
> One more time...
>
> "Checkmate who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional
> instability a few months ago has been totally vindicated and proven
> right."
>
> Next, we'll let Fakey make a similar statement about my diagnosis
> concerning HIS ailments.
>
> I'm here to help...


Do me next!

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#55989

On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 05:29:00 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:

<trim>

>The world's just teeming with maladjusted nut cases.  It's enough to 
>piss a guy off.

There is a way that issue could be addressed. Here's how.

Establish an annual *National Pardon Day*. On that day 
any and all violent crimes against persons are automatically
pardoned. If these maladjusted assholes understood there 
would be consequences from a severe beat down up to a violent 
death for their sociopathy they would perhaps be more rational. 
And, if they didn't toe the line they could legally be eliminated.

The very reason there are so many sociopath assholes in the USA
is because the law gives them preferential treatment over law
abiding citizens.

Vote for ME for POTUS!




-- 
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my erudite opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the ignorant or
the thin-skinned."

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#55994

In article <jcr0db19bgl31fb71k0v60fs3pudsqhjlq@4ax.com>, 
greghall@yacht_master.fake says...


> 
> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 05:29:00 -0800, "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote:
> 
> <trim>
> 
> >The world's just teeming with maladjusted nut cases.  It's enough to 
> >piss a guy off.
> 
> There is a way that issue could be addressed. Here's how.
> 
> Establish an annual *National Pardon Day*. On that day 
> any and all violent crimes against persons are automatically
> pardoned. If these maladjusted assholes understood there 
> would be consequences from a severe beat down up to a violent 
> death for their sociopathy they would perhaps be more rational. 
> And, if they didn't toe the line they could legally be eliminated.
> 
> The very reason there are so many sociopath assholes in the USA
> is because the law gives them preferential treatment over law
> abiding citizens.
> 
> Vote for ME for POTUS!

Wouldn't you rather be the Supreme Court Referee Of The United States?

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#55977

"Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote in message 
news:MPG.31394c04b9126cb198c8f6@news.altopia.com...
> In article <cd7vcblipu2g6vfiveku710niq97hit6tj@4ax.com>,
> greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
>
>
>>
>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 16:33:02 -0800, Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> 
>> wrote:
>> >On 2/24/2016 2:18 AM, Psychotic Chicken wrote:
>> >> Ladies, Gentlemen ... I must make the following statement.  Checkmate
>> >> who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional instability a few
>> >> months ago has been totally vindicated and proven right.  I have spent
>> >> the last four weeks of my life in a maximum security mental hospital
>> >> considered too dangerous to leave or go home for the first 3 weeks. It
>> >> was only when I started to respond to the maximum doses of
>> >> tranquillisers and electro-shock treatment that up until then had been
>> >> having no effect that finally the doctors have decided upon granting 
>> >> me
>> >> a little compassionate leave to go home and have a shower to wash away
>> >> all the drool and blood that I had so misguidedly inflicted upon 
>> >> myself.
>> >>
>> >> After a few months more of this emergency treatment I may be permitted
>> >> to finally go home and continue my life under permanent house arrest.
>> >> The days of my liberty are past ... now I humbly submit myself to your
>> >> scorn and retribution.
>> >>
>> >> I am so ... so ... sorry for what I did.
>> >>
>> >> I'm sure people will be overjoyed to hear that I am now typing on a
>> >> laptop that went to the shop to be repaired and has come back with
>> >> problems it didn't have before.  If this laptop crashes while I'm in
>> >> here that will be the end of my posting.  I'm sure most of the 
>> >> newsgroup
>> >> would be more than happy if that were to occur.
>> >
>> >Don't count yourself out yet, Bill, you always have an ally with the
>> >Janithor!
>>
>> And me, too. And, Emmett sends his condolences.
>
> One more time...
>
> "Checkmate who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional
> instability a few months ago has been totally vindicated and proven
> right."
>
> Next, we'll let Fakey make a similar statement about my diagnosis
> concerning HIS ailments.
>
> I'm here to help...
>

Thank you so much, Dr. Checkmate!  ;-)

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#55978

In article <96l9d3.v4f.19.1@news.alt.net>, B00py@gurl.yep says...


> 
> "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> wrote in message 
> news:MPG.31394c04b9126cb198c8f6@news.altopia.com...
> > In article <cd7vcblipu2g6vfiveku710niq97hit6tj@4ax.com>,
> > greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 16:33:02 -0800, Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> 
> >> wrote:
> >> >On 2/24/2016 2:18 AM, Psychotic Chicken wrote:
> >> >> Ladies, Gentlemen ... I must make the following statement.  Checkmate
> >> >> who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional instability a few
> >> >> months ago has been totally vindicated and proven right.  I have spent
> >> >> the last four weeks of my life in a maximum security mental hospital
> >> >> considered too dangerous to leave or go home for the first 3 weeks. It
> >> >> was only when I started to respond to the maximum doses of
> >> >> tranquillisers and electro-shock treatment that up until then had been
> >> >> having no effect that finally the doctors have decided upon granting 
> >> >> me
> >> >> a little compassionate leave to go home and have a shower to wash away
> >> >> all the drool and blood that I had so misguidedly inflicted upon 
> >> >> myself.
> >> >>
> >> >> After a few months more of this emergency treatment I may be permitted
> >> >> to finally go home and continue my life under permanent house arrest.
> >> >> The days of my liberty are past ... now I humbly submit myself to your
> >> >> scorn and retribution.
> >> >>
> >> >> I am so ... so ... sorry for what I did.
> >> >>
> >> >> I'm sure people will be overjoyed to hear that I am now typing on a
> >> >> laptop that went to the shop to be repaired and has come back with
> >> >> problems it didn't have before.  If this laptop crashes while I'm in
> >> >> here that will be the end of my posting.  I'm sure most of the 
> >> >> newsgroup
> >> >> would be more than happy if that were to occur.
> >> >
> >> >Don't count yourself out yet, Bill, you always have an ally with the
> >> >Janithor!
> >>
> >> And me, too. And, Emmett sends his condolences.
> >
> > One more time...
> >
> > "Checkmate who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional
> > instability a few months ago has been totally vindicated and proven
> > right."
> >
> > Next, we'll let Fakey make a similar statement about my diagnosis
> > concerning HIS ailments.
> >
> > I'm here to help...
> >
> 
> Thank you so much, Dr. Checkmate!  ;-)

De nada...

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#55983

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Jim "Jism Junkie Gerbil Cannon" Gorman (aka Chimpy the Coin-Slot
Operated SuckMonkey, aka Checkmate The PickleTickler), in
<news:MPG.31394c04b9126cb198c8f6@news.altopia.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> One more time...
> 
> "Checkmate who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional 
> instability a few months ago has been totally vindicated and proven 
> right."

And Chimpy wouldn't stoop so low as to frog poor old Bill Jillians
after he announced his departure, so Chimpy could make himself look
good. Nah, not Chimpy. He's *far* too busy horking down on morbidly
obese dudes in pink spandex and lubed-up boxing gloves to have time
for that.

<snicker>

> Next, we'll let Fakey make a similar statement about my diagnosis 
> concerning HIS ailments.
> 
> I'm here to help...

Yeah, no. I'm the sanest person here, with the strongest grasp upon
reality... whereas you're a bleatfarting queer gay fag who defends
morons who can't even do simple math, because *you* have demonstrated
you can't even do simple math. Except whereas DildoRider can't figure
out the Euler sinewave summation equation, you stumbled with adding 1
to a number. Thus you look up to, and thus defend, DildoRider. LOL

On top of that, you've demonstrated you're a bad electrician who
thinks the three phases of 3-phase AC don't sum to 0, that the hot
legs of a 120/240 split-phase midpoint-neutral system run at 240 volts
and the midpoint-neutral runs at 120 volts, and that it's "single
phase" rather than "split-phase midpoint-neutral".

In short, I've been right about everything because I have a firm grasp
upon reality, whereas you've been right about very little because
you're a moronic halfwit who can barely process reality.

Deal with it, Chimpy. That's reality.

<snicker>

-- 

FNVWe:
"The Man Who Spanked Chimpy Checkmate The Cowardly CockSmoker Out Of
AUK, Then Out Of The Flonk, Then Into Insanity, Then Made Him Run Away
Like A Little Spankard Bitch. Again."

In which Checkmate admits to being a faggot and fantasizing about men:
MID: <feb093af883d0bf288e85863264900ed@dizum.com>
MID: <ab050c692202f7d955f7d2876fd39d56@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate says he wants to spank guys all night long:
MID: <k3m5ls$3pr$1@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate confesses his desire to fuck who he claims is a
guy:
MID: <k3oolf$cpe$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k9nj0v$u4a$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <l8ogd6$1cd$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lclrtd$eei$4@news.mixmin.net>

In which Checkmate admits he'd definitely fuck a male dog:
MID: <k2h0j1$6ll$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k4dsc7$l32$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <k5m8o5$vmq$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>

In which Checkmate admits to having a golden showers fetish:
MID: <k79p80$9ps$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9l0$nf0$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k8t9kv$nev$5@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k994eg$77l$1@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <k9i8is$sna$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <lf3noh$sqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <76b587bf03232be29596c7a5e11f8eef@dizum.com>
MID: <d1590e1490afb94915166440ceb1190f@dizum.com>
MID: <4c614669bd9da0e2ab54c7a8618864f2@dizum.com>

In which Checkmate asks a guy for a blowjob (again):
MID: <ka4m1r$8rs$2@newsfeed.x-privat.org>
MID: <knd50p$7ni$2@news.albasani.net>
MID: <knnmme$3a4$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kp77db$rqk$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <kvvjjb$a8u$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l069qt$g3j$9@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l1b6g1$qqv$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l65hh2$jpd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l9b7ha$ret$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfe72e$q0s$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lffimp$k2f$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <13de9e018d33aa5c02a89f8acfd8c2f8@dizum.com>
MID: <ddfe5035129d525fb2c441289a7b3c1b@dizum.com>
MID: <8352c247386df60552fec12941ad0c47@dizum.com>
MID: <863c1b2a4221005e6d5252e4b2f955b1@dizum.com>
MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
MID: <aacd887c22128680f39ec3ca7f7e1613@dizum.com>
MID: <372519cc110e5acf0d73268cb1a697e9@dizum.com>
MID: <1b8820753ce4e2da87b17874d123f783@dizum.com>

Checkmate's got a thing about tickling guy's asses with random
objects:
MID: <l8rapt$rfm$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <lfm4f8$3jb$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <li2ao1$3rf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <37fb49820eaf36d0a45e91ce73d37d44@dizum.com>
MID: <13badb999438389ea8894228e51614a3@dizum.com>
MID: <2ce704d96dbf41ca89fd9eda221cb83c@dizum.com>
MID: <f9b10e223db85839d004420449391270@dizum.com>
MID: <184091e3de3a10096805606ec6dc5866@dizum.com>
MID: <ee740ba6bc409af0d2b4a66170b4e4d7@dizum.com>
MID: <d1d62217afbcbf98470365178072415a@dizum.com>
MID: <ac96244a69bc75dd3a60e8defda0b966@dizum.com>
MID: <9f02c35ef6d67ac06ee55f90199c3aaa@dizum.com>
MID: <3e4b3a8bb953839b7d2658130dcb927e@dizum.com>
MID: <9ec2ad3439122a906207c9f74c4a3a06@dizum.com>
MID: <761ef52f7fc54d46dd50e2692e160d92@dizum.com>
MID: <8ef71d83a5af476e6e275ea23b984323@dizum.com>

Checkmate's so gay he repeatedly insists that a picture of a vagina is
actually an asshole and balls... he went on and on about assholes and
balls... couldn't shut up about them... come to find out, he was just
trying to tell us that his lost love was actually a man:
MID: <l84jo7$cnd$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l84oip$icu$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l85ste$ao$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l87aud$saf$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l88ptv$nlj$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8dvdt$tj2$4@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8kl20$91i$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8psgt$m7d$1@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l8rapv$rfm$3@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <l98brg$6hp$6@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <ldg914$pel$2@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <31e4747ee7179064b1fdd5266cd08d72@dizum.com>
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>

Chimpy the neurotic overwrought hysterical hissy-fit ninny escalates
his prescription drug abuse to "calm the fuck down" (Chimpy's words):
MID: <512f192b17a529cc6d490a55c43ac1be@dizum.com> - Oxy, Neurontin
MID: <kjucol$ckr$3@newsfeed.x-privat.org> - Oxy, Vicodin
MID: <kmqoip$cg3$8@news.albasani.net> - Norco
MID: <knc9l2$e66$2@news.albasani.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6lnn79.ppd.17.10@news.alt.net> - Oxycodone, Vicodin
MID: <6lo0dt.b7.17.4@news.alt.net> - Xanax
MID: <krt925$u63$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <6o9mv7.7ra.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6os03j.f3.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6p12vg.of8.19.2@news.alt.net> - Marijuana
MID: <6pg2lv.v27.17.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <kuqmlq$mi7$1@news.mixmin.net> - Amphetamine (!)
MID: <6qprvj.ndm.17.1@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6r26ti.ju0.19.2@news.alt.net> - Vicodin
MID: <6stbk8.pbh.19.43@news.alt.net> - Ecstasy
MID: <l1b6g2$qr0$2@news.mixmin.net> - Vicodin
MID: <l5kd53$8kd$1@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <lanvc8$f06$2@news.mixmin.net> - Norco
MID: <larrim$lft$1@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <lcckii$mue$3@news.mixmin.net> - N2O
MID: <e7848d7ebc7f0b52e126bc35d82a65cf@dizum.com> - Hydrocodone,
Alprazolam
MID: <MPG.2eb9f496c779fc2998a54c@news.alt.net> - Percocet

Chimpy Checkmate's Famous Faggotisms:
=====================================
Chimpy tries enticing a straight man who lives with a woman to join
him in his lonely faggoty lifestyle:
Message-ID: <b1ae7a665b08a82e652e819482238fbd@dizum.com>
"How about I put the squirrel up your ass to keep your gerbil
company?"

Chimpy's desperate plea to a dude:
MID: <5b690abba10d04da8f7675d278f2c2b8@dizum.com>
"Diddle me!"

MID: <07b50fac74279fabaf78a605899b7934@dizum.com>
"Trojans are a condiment."

Chimpy discusses his new boyfriend, Dave "SnuhWolf" Norris:
MID: <c565ada4723ca2e5cd1259cf8a1d86df@dizum.com>
"Snuhbaby makes a good cock warmer."

MID: <ffd2a514115a20cb3122e71b81907a1f@dizum.com>
"Pack your donut hole, any time, anywhere!"

Chimpy discussing the relative merits of 4 inches versus 10 inches:
MID: <b62ad5949e43f36901836bb59898426a@dizum.com>
"Plus, I suppose it doesn't hurt as much when they stuff it up your
butt."

MID: <MPG.2a5ec5516fc9605298b5ac@news.alt.net>
"Best you keester a kielbasa."

Message-ID: <kvvjjb$a8t$3@news.mixmin.net>
"Brag about it to my dick."
"My dick can't quite hear you, could you come a little closer?"

MID: <knnmmb$3a4$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If you see a dick, suck it."

MID: <6qft9a.g1f.19.1@news.alt.net>
"The Winchester 1892 would make a damned-good dildo."

MID: <l61jjg$tth$1@news.mixmin.net>
"Pump a rump."

MID: <l9d76m$k1v$4@news.mixmin.net>
"You gerbils are always in the dark."

MID: <lal84d$g2u$5@news.mixmin.net>
MID: <97bfaeca4f3abe27b5f6683e319cdb18@dizum.com>
"I gotta gay named Guido from Jersey"

MID: <lamgt8$b2d$1@news.mixmin.net>
"If they're soft, yer probably blowin' it all wrong."

MID: <lchub0$q96$5@news.mixmin.net>
"Hitler would have made a damned good Queen."

MID: <lcsgjb$obk$2@news.mixmin.net>
"Don't get slapped by the cocks you crave."

MID: <b068d280517a2d6c831d4a43f2cc8d31@dizum.com>
To a nearly toothless man:
"I wouldn't pay you to suck my dick if your last tooth fell out."
So Chimpy prefers paying *nearly* toothless men for blowjobs, but not
*fully* toothless men. LOL

MID: <afe97a65ff77e7382ad77cf18ea63e85@dizum.com>
"If I send you some money, will you suck Greg's dick?"
Chimpy likes to watch. LOL

MID: <9d7e6e672aa61c16813ade0f2815d0bf@dizum.com>
"Suck my clit."
Chimpy's proposition to a tranny sucking faggot who gets around being
gay by claiming tranny cocks are 'huge dangling clits'. LOL

Chimpy is confused again: "giant ball-like labia". LOL
MID: <4dba3edb9556cb8d94bc7b90f3b0c8f0@dizum.com>
=====================================

What a FAG!

Melt, Chimpy, melt.
Froth, Chimpy, froth.
Dance, Chimpy, dance!

<snicker>

/\                  Properly known as Bill
  \    /\      The Monster You Kooks Can't Handle
   \  /  \ THERE IS NO CABAL - LONG LIVE THE NEW CABAL
    \/ The AUK coup is complete. The Old Cabal is no more.

Accept no substitutes...
if it's from Databasix, it's a sure bet it's from a kook.

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all branches of the same malignant tree.

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#55990

On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:55:27 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

<trim blather>

>In short, I've been right about everything because I have a firm grasp
>upon reality,  . . . 

Do you really think we should be impressed at your firm
grip and rapid stroking of your 3" penis which is your
reality? "In short", indeed!

<guffaws>


-- 
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq.

"It is my erudite opinion that a man
should not mince words just to spare
the sensibilities of the ignorant or
the thin-skinned."

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#55993

On 2/26/2016 10:32 AM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:55:27 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>
> <trim blather>
>
>> In short, I've been right about everything because I have a firm grasp
>> upon reality,  . . .
>
> Do you really think we should be impressed at your firm
> grip and rapid stroking of your 3" penis which is your
> reality? "In short", indeed!
>
> <guffaws>
>
>
Why are you thinking about Fakey stroking his 3" pecker?
-- 
buZZard, AUK DoW #7

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#55996

In article <56d093e1$0$56389$b1db1813$2411a48f@news.astraweb.com>, 
buzz@nospam.invalid says...


> 
> On 2/26/2016 10:32 AM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
> > On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:55:27 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> >
> > <trim blather>
> >
> >> In short, I've been right about everything because I have a firm grasp
> >> upon reality,  . . .
> >
> > Do you really think we should be impressed at your firm
> > grip and rapid stroking of your 3" penis which is your
> > reality? "In short", indeed!
> >
> > <guffaws>
> >
> >
> Why are you thinking about Fakey stroking his 3" pecker?

At least he's not slurping him, for a change.

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#55997

On 2/26/2016 1:51 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <56d093e1$0$56389$b1db1813$2411a48f@news.astraweb.com>,
> buzz@nospam.invalid says...
>
>
>>
>>> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:55:27 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>>
>>> <trim blather>
>>>
>>>> In short, I've been right about everything because I have a firm grasp
>>>> upon reality,  . . .
>>>
>>> Do you really think we should be impressed at your firm
>>> grip and rapid stroking of your 3" penis which is your
>>> reality? "In short", indeed!
>>>
>>> <guffaws>
>>>
>>>
>> Why are you thinking about Fakey stroking his 3" pecker?
>
> At least he's not slurping him, for a change.
>
Fakey has plenty attention paid already.

-- 
buZZard, AUK DoW #7

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#56001

In article <56d09fa4$0$1527$c3e8da3$12bcf670@news.astraweb.com>, 
buzz@nospam.invalid says...


> 
> On 2/26/2016 1:51 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> > In article <56d093e1$0$56389$b1db1813$2411a48f@news.astraweb.com>,
> > buzz@nospam.invalid says...
> >
> >
> >>
> >>> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:55:27 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> >>>
> >>> <trim blather>
> >>>
> >>>> In short, I've been right about everything because I have a firm grasp
> >>>> upon reality,  . . .
> >>>
> >>> Do you really think we should be impressed at your firm
> >>> grip and rapid stroking of your 3" penis which is your
> >>> reality? "In short", indeed!
> >>>
> >>> <guffaws>
> >>>
> >>>
> >> Why are you thinking about Fakey stroking his 3" pecker?
> >
> > At least he's not slurping him, for a change.
> >
> Fakey has plenty attention paid already.

"This, too, shall pass".  Right now, the gang-bang is sort of fun... 
relatively speaking.

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#56018

In message <MPG.313a541fe359540798c91f@news.altopia.com>, "Checkmate, 
DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> writes
>In article <56d09fa4$0$1527$c3e8da3$12bcf670@news.astraweb.com>,
>buzz@nospam.invalid says...
>
>
>>
>> On 2/26/2016 1:51 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>> > In article <56d093e1$0$56389$b1db1813$2411a48f@news.astraweb.com>,
>> > buzz@nospam.invalid says...
>> >
>> >
>> >>
>> >>> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:55:27 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood 
>> >>>Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> <trim blather>
>> >>>
>> >>>> In short, I've been right about everything because I have a firm grasp
>> >>>> upon reality,  . . .
>> >>>
>> >>> Do you really think we should be impressed at your firm
>> >>> grip and rapid stroking of your 3" penis which is your
>> >>> reality? "In short", indeed!
>> >>>
>> >>> <guffaws>
>> >>>
>> >>>
>> >> Why are you thinking about Fakey stroking his 3" pecker?
>> >
>> > At least he's not slurping him, for a change.
>> >
>> Fakey has plenty attention paid already.
>
>"This, too, shall pass".  Right now, the gang-bang is sort of fun...
>relatively speaking.
>

I agree.  This too shall pass.

-- 
Bill Jillians

Maybe he is not well. Infirmity doth neglect all office. Whereto our health
is bound. We are not ourselves when nature, being oppressed, commands the mind
to suffer with the body.  I'll forbear, and am fallen out with my more headier
will.
- Lear- King Lear Act 2 Scene 2 by William Shakespeare.

---
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#56019

x-no-archive: yes

On 2/28/2016 2:19 AM, Psychotic Chicken wrote:
> In message <MPG.313a541fe359540798c91f@news.altopia.com>, "Checkmate,
> DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> writes
>> In article <56d09fa4$0$1527$c3e8da3$12bcf670@news.astraweb.com>,
>> buzz@nospam.invalid says...
>>
>>
>>>
>>> On 2/26/2016 1:51 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
>>> > In article <56d093e1$0$56389$b1db1813$2411a48f@news.astraweb.com>,
>>> > buzz@nospam.invalid says...
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:55:27 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood
>>> >>>Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>> <trim blather>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>> In short, I've been right about everything because I have a firm
>>> grasp
>>> >>>> upon reality,  . . .
>>> >>>
>>> >>> Do you really think we should be impressed at your firm
>>> >>> grip and rapid stroking of your 3" penis which is your
>>> >>> reality? "In short", indeed!
>>> >>>
>>> >>> <guffaws>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>
>>> >> Why are you thinking about Fakey stroking his 3" pecker?
>>> >
>>> > At least he's not slurping him, for a change.
>>> >
>>> Fakey has plenty attention paid already.
>>
>> "This, too, shall pass".  Right now, the gang-bang is sort of fun...
>> relatively speaking.
>>
>
> I agree.  This too shall pass.


Good to see you again, Bill.  Are we still gonna shitcan Jillians?

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#55995

In article <mpr0db184stp9v1dhrdpf9q4gi2dveth20@4ax.com>, 
greghall@yacht_master.fake says...


> 
> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:55:27 +0100 (CET), Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:
> 
> <trim blather>
> 
> >In short, I've been right about everything because I have a firm grasp
> >upon reality,  . . . 
> 
> Do you really think we should be impressed at your firm
> grip and rapid stroking of your 3" penis which is your
> reality? "In short", indeed!
> 
> <guffaws>

KA-BOOM!

-- 

Checkmate, AUK DoW #1, new FNVW of AUK, and Fakey's master
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012 (Pre-Burnore)
Destroyer of the AUK Ko0k Vote  (Post-Burnore)
Originator of the "Dance for me" (tm) lame
Copyright © 2016 
all rights reserved 

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#56000

Time to spin the kooks up again. Melt, kooks, melt. <snicker>

Sir Gargles Balls, Is Queer (aka Craptain Kneel Whorin' the
Pusillanimous Pail-Pooping Pooter Pirate of the SS Cut The [mus]Turd),
in <news:mpr0db184stp9v1dhrdpf9q4gi2dveth20@4ax.com> did thusly jump
head first into the wood chipper again:

> On Fri, 26 Feb 2016 06:55:27 +0100 (CET),
> Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus
> <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> wrote:

>> In short, I've been right about everything because
>> I have a firm grasp upon reality,  . . . 

> D<SMACKAKOOK!>

Shaddup, Convict. Go back to fellating syphilitic crackwhore trannies.

<snicker>

-- 

Chimpy likes tickling pickles.
His picklecycle is a classic.
He visited Greg, who showed him his peg,
but Chimpy only likes Vlasics.

"It's no Vlasic for sure,
but my poor closet door",
said Chimpy as he kneeled on one knee,
"is already broken
so I'll get to throatin',
but after this I get to pee!"

But Gargles had one more condition
before being sucked to perdition.
"Put on this dress
and I'll do the rest,
imagining you're in transition."

The nickel slot glowed furiously hot
and slurping drowned out the sea noise.
Soon Gargles was done, he'd had all his fun.
It was quick because Gargles likes boys.

When Chimpy was done he smacked Gargles' ass
and said, "Now *that's* how to suck it!"
But no Golden Showers for Chimpy, alas.
Greg went to play with his bucket!

Bucket play done Gargles wanted more fun
so he told Chimpy it was his turn.
Chimpy didn't demur, Gargles dropped to the floor
and his throat got a case of cock burn!

"Not to worry", was heard from the retarded turd,
fapping blindingly fast like a fool.
"We'll put everything right by the end of the night.
Just swallow this, trust me, it's cool."

Gargles guzzled for hours before hitting the showers.
"How's the throat?" was the query. "No pain!
So when I am done, we'll have some more fun,
my throat's good so let's do it again!"

On into the night as the waves lapped the boat,
sounds of gagging and slurping and juice.
In that gay little boat, Chimpy battered on throat
'til Gargles said, "Let's call a truce!"

"I can't take any more! You've outgayed me for sure"
Gargles cried as he sat all defeated.

Chimpy beamed victory,
"You can't beat me, you see?
My gayness is just half depleted!"

<snicker>

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#56017

In message <MPG.31394c04b9126cb198c8f6@news.altopia.com>, "Checkmate, 
DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> writes
>In article <cd7vcblipu2g6vfiveku710niq97hit6tj@4ax.com>,
>greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
>
>
>>
>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 16:33:02 -0800, Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote:
>> >On 2/24/2016 2:18 AM, Psychotic Chicken wrote:
>> >> Ladies, Gentlemen ... I must make the following statement.  Checkmate
>> >> who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional instability a few
>> >> months ago has been totally vindicated and proven right.  I have spent
>> >> the last four weeks of my life in a maximum security mental hospital
>> >> considered too dangerous to leave or go home for the first 3 weeks. It
>> >> was only when I started to respond to the maximum doses of
>> >> tranquillisers and electro-shock treatment that up until then had been
>> >> having no effect that finally the doctors have decided upon granting me
>> >> a little compassionate leave to go home and have a shower to wash away
>> >> all the drool and blood that I had so misguidedly inflicted upon myself.
>> >>
>> >> After a few months more of this emergency treatment I may be permitted
>> >> to finally go home and continue my life under permanent house arrest.
>> >> The days of my liberty are past ... now I humbly submit myself to your
>> >> scorn and retribution.
>> >>
>> >> I am so ... so ... sorry for what I did.
>> >>
>> >> I'm sure people will be overjoyed to hear that I am now typing on a
>> >> laptop that went to the shop to be repaired and has come back with
>> >> problems it didn't have before.  If this laptop crashes while I'm in
>> >> here that will be the end of my posting.  I'm sure most of the newsgroup
>> >> would be more than happy if that were to occur.
>> >
>> >Don't count yourself out yet, Bill, you always have an ally with the
>> >Janithor!
>>
>> And me, too. And, Emmett sends his condolences.
>
>One more time...
>
>"Checkmate who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional
>instability a few months ago has been totally vindicated and proven
>right."
>
>Next, we'll let Fakey make a similar statement about my diagnosis
>concerning HIS ailments.
>
>I'm here to help...
>

Yawn.

If that's "true" then I'm here to fuck things up.

Take that how you will.
-- 
Bill Jillians

Maybe he is not well. Infirmity doth neglect all office. Whereto our health
is bound. We are not ourselves when nature, being oppressed, commands the mind
to suffer with the body.  I'll forbear, and am fallen out with my more headier
will.
- Lear- King Lear Act 2 Scene 2 by William Shakespeare.

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