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Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite.

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On 2/25/2016 5:36 PM, Checkmate, DoW #1 wrote:
> In article <cd7vcblipu2g6vfiveku710niq97hit6tj@4ax.com>,
> greghall@yacht_master.fake says...
>
>
>>
>> On Thu, 25 Feb 2016 16:33:02 -0800, Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> wrote:
>>> On 2/24/2016 2:18 AM, Psychotic Chicken wrote:
>>>> Ladies, Gentlemen ... I must make the following statement.  Checkmate
>>>> who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional instability a few
>>>> months ago has been totally vindicated and proven right.  I have spent
>>>> the last four weeks of my life in a maximum security mental hospital
>>>> considered too dangerous to leave or go home for the first 3 weeks. It
>>>> was only when I started to respond to the maximum doses of
>>>> tranquillisers and electro-shock treatment that up until then had been
>>>> having no effect that finally the doctors have decided upon granting me
>>>> a little compassionate leave to go home and have a shower to wash away
>>>> all the drool and blood that I had so misguidedly inflicted upon myself.
>>>>
>>>> After a few months more of this emergency treatment I may be permitted
>>>> to finally go home and continue my life under permanent house arrest.
>>>> The days of my liberty are past ... now I humbly submit myself to your
>>>> scorn and retribution.
>>>>
>>>> I am so ... so ... sorry for what I did.
>>>>
>>>> I'm sure people will be overjoyed to hear that I am now typing on a
>>>> laptop that went to the shop to be repaired and has come back with
>>>> problems it didn't have before.  If this laptop crashes while I'm in
>>>> here that will be the end of my posting.  I'm sure most of the newsgroup
>>>> would be more than happy if that were to occur.
>>>
>>> Don't count yourself out yet, Bill, you always have an ally with the
>>> Janithor!
>>
>> And me, too. And, Emmett sends his condolences.
>
> One more time...
>
> "Checkmate who saw the huge problem with my massive emotional
> instability a few months ago has been totally vindicated and proven
> right."
>
> Next, we'll let Fakey make a similar statement about my diagnosis
> concerning HIS ailments.
>
> I'm here to help...


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Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 17:36 -0800
  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-25 18:28 -0800
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-26 10:27 -0500
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 10:49 -0800
  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "B00py Gurl" <B00py@gurl.yep> - 2016-02-25 22:20 -0600
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-25 20:32 -0800
  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 06:55 +0100
    Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Sir Gregory Hall, Esq." <greghall@yacht_master.fake> - 2016-02-26 10:32 -0500
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2016-02-26 13:05 -0500
        Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 10:51 -0800
          Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. buZZard <buzz@nospam.invalid> - 2016-02-26 13:55 -0500
            Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 12:23 -0800
              Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-28 10:19 +0000
                Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-02-28 02:22 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-02-26 10:50 -0800
      Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-02-26 20:15 +0100
  Re: I hearby surrender unconditionally to Checkmate and his ruling elite. Psychotic Chicken <Bill@btinternet.com> - 2016-02-27 14:48 +0000

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