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Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi?

From Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com>
Newsgroups alt.usenet.kooks, alt.checkmate, alt.fan.cyberchicken
Subject Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi?
Date 2016-07-18 16:31 +0100
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <21ZORtCiZPjXFwrQ@btinternet.com> (permalink)
References (9 earlier) <gK3iz.3386$Cf6.1273@fx41.iad> <AXzj5rLN+fiXFwGy@btinternet.com> <nmeh9v$e19$43@dont-email.me> <nmflil$17qi$1@gioia.aioe.org> <nmh1o5$e19$67@dont-email.me>

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In message <nmh1o5$e19$67@dont-email.me>, Nadegda 
<nad318b404@gmail.invalid> writes
>On Sun, 17 Jul 2016 06:10:29 -0400, kensi wrote:
>
>> On 16/07/2016 7:51 PM, Nadegda wrote:
>>> On Sat, 16 Jul 2016 10:34:05 +0100, Bill Jillians wrote:
>>>> Does anyone have a Murphy to English translator that they can let me
>>>> borrow?
>>>
>>> Be careful what you wish for. I sometimes wonder if the veil of
>>> obfuscation around murphy's thoughts is there for our protection, like
>>> a fog concealing the tentacled horror of some Lovecraftian Outer God.
>>> Perhaps if you got ahold of such a translator and used it to receive
>>> murphy's thoughts as they actually are, you would risk ending up
>>> gibbering in some padded room about D*rb*sh*r* and tentacles while they
>>> tried to find some drug, any drug, that would keep you calm.
>>>
>>> <snicker>
>>
>> *snicker*
>>
>>> That warning having been given, I think it's possible kensi may have
>>> one lying around somewhere. You'd have to ask her.
>>
>> I won't loan it out, though. It's too dangerous by far and I won't be
>> responsible for Bill, or anyone else, getting his brain melted. I have
>> studied this k00k for years and know all the proper precautions to take
>> before using the murphy to English translation matrix; the same is not
>> true of Bill or much of anybody else. I don't loan the thing even to
>> Nadegda.
>>
>> But Bill can ask *me* to try to make sense of a bubble of murphy-froth
>> and I may be able to give him an answer that should not fry his brain.
>>
>>> I'm pretty sure she regularly monitors alt.fan.cyberchicken as I've
>>> seen posts from her there whose parents weren't xposted to
>>> alt.free.newsservers.
>>
>> Yup.
>
>Well, there's kensi's answer, Bill.


It's ok.  My sanity is safer just not knowing.

-- 
Bill Jillians (Formosa'd by Checkmate)

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Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-06 22:43 +1000
  Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-06 19:21 +0000
    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:33 +1000
      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:24 +0000
  Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 06:49 +0100
    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:33 +1000
      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 06:14 -0500
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-07 05:53 -0700
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-12 11:39 +0100
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 17:18 +0100
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:48 +0000
      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 14:26 +0100
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 00:37 +1000
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-07 16:13 +0100
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:58 +0000
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:14 +1000
              Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 10:24 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 21:26 +1000
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 15:21 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-08 20:07 +0000
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? The Inconvenient Truth <trvth@invalid.invalid> - 2016-07-07 18:37 +0000
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:55 +0000
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 10:36 +0100
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-12 11:55 +0100
              Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-12 20:06 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-13 09:18 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-13 12:40 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-13 23:35 +1000
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-14 06:44 +0100
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:11 +1000
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-08 10:27 +0100
      Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "\"Fakey's\" dogwhistle holder living at 5907 Stanton Ave., Pittsburgh, PA (aka Teh Mop  Jockey), socked up as 5907 Stanton Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15206-2117" <root@127.0.0.1> - 2016-07-07 12:33 -0400
        Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-08 06:03 +0200
          Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Skeeter DoW #8 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-08 02:23 -0600
            Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-09 07:46 +0200
              Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-09 10:45 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:13 +0000
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 07:00 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-11 00:07 +0000
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-11 07:24 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-11 20:47 +0000
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 06:09 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 07:05 +0200
          Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-08 19:27 +0000
            Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-09 06:41 +0200
              Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:14 +0000
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-09 13:33 -0700
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-09 22:33 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Skeeter DoW #8 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-09 15:36 -0600
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 05:59 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1 <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx.gamy> - 2016-07-10 01:12 -0500
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "LOL TerribleTard" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 09:30 +0200
                Re: look how i made him flip out again. Skeeter DoW #420 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-10 03:53 -0600
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-10 22:34 +0000
                Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-11 07:49 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1 <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx.pelt> - 2016-07-09 21:17 -0500
                Re: Nads Skeeter DoW #420 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:22 -0600
                Re: Nads Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-10 02:37 +0000
                Re: Nads Skeeter DoW #420 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-09 20:45 -0600
                Re: Nads "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-09 19:49 -0700
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 05:35 +0200
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1 <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx.bum> - 2016-07-10 01:11 -0500
              Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler Emeritus, DoW #1" <FNVWe@altusenetkooks.xxx> - 2016-07-10 05:43 +0200
              Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-15 21:25 +1000
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-16 10:34 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-17 07:27 +1000
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-17 07:29 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-17 06:06 -0400
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-17 11:27 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Skeet DoW # 420 <Skidaddle@chote.com> - 2016-07-17 07:38 -0600
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-17 22:43 +0000
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-16 23:51 +0000
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? kensi <kkensington01@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-17 06:10 -0400
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? snipeco.2@gmail.com (Sn!pe) - 2016-07-17 11:27 +0100
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-17 22:44 +0000
                Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Bill Jillians <willaim.jillians649@btinternet.com> - 2016-07-18 16:31 +0100
      Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Nadegda <nad318b404@gmail.invalid> - 2016-07-07 19:47 +0000
        Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-07 13:45 -0700
          Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? Skeeter DoW #8 <skt@skt.invalid> - 2016-07-07 14:49 -0600
          [bullshit redact] woz -- * love Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-08 13:18 +1000
        Re: Why does everyone love Nads and Kensi? onion@anon.invalid (Mr On!on) - 2016-07-12 13:49 +0100
    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? Janithor <Janithor@comcast.net> - 2016-07-07 05:56 -0700
  Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? BBB DoW #14 <r0llinThru@none.invalid> - 2016-07-07 20:32 +1000
    Re: Why does everyone hate Nads and Kensi? "Checkmate, DoW #1" <Lunatic.Fringe@The.Edge> - 2016-07-07 05:30 -0700

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