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  Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-19 16:27 -0800
    Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders hhyapster@gmail.com - 2017-02-19 18:17 -0800
      Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders hypatiab7 <hypatiab7@comcast.net> - 2017-02-19 23:15 -0800
    Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-20 22:43 -0700
      Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-20 23:21 -0800
        Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-21 11:06 -0800
        Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-21 13:25 -0800
          Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-22 11:24 -0800
        Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders hhyapster@gmail.com - 2017-02-21 18:14 -0800
        Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-26 22:47 -0700
          Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-28 00:16 -0800
            Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 09:48 -0800
              Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 09:55 -0800
                Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 10:12 -0800
              Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-02 10:26 -0800
    Something keep crapping on your shoulder Davej <galt_57@hotmail.com> - 2017-03-01 10:05 -0800

#2253031 — Angel and the Devil on your shoulders

Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...

which shoulder is the Angel on, and 

which shoulder is the Devil on?

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#2253101

On Monday, February 20, 2017 at 8:27:19 AM UTC+8, The Starmaker wrote:
> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...

They are on your shoulders, not ours!!!!
> 
> which shoulder is the Angel on, and 
> 
> which shoulder is the Devil on?

Do they fight????
If they do, you are a kaput being!!!

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#2253253

On Sunday, February 19, 2017 at 9:18:00 PM UTC-5, hhya...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Monday, February 20, 2017 at 8:27:19 AM UTC+8, The Starmaker wrote:
> > Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> 
> They are on your shoulders, not ours!!!!
> > 
> > which shoulder is the Angel on, and 
> > 
> > which shoulder is the Devil on?
> 
> Do they fight????
> If they do, you are a kaput being!!!

It the Borg. This is one of their nyms.

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#2253778

The Starmaker wrote:
> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
>
> which shoulder is the Angel on, and
>
> which shoulder is the Devil on?

Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.

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#2253847

Gronk wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> > Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> >
> > which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> >
> > which shoulder is the Devil on?
> 
> Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.


If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?

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#2254066

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Gronk wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > >
> > > which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > >
> > > which shoulder is the Devil on?
> >
> > Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> 
> If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> detector to his left shoulder,
> or his right shoulder?



Are you left a brainer or are you a right brainer?

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#2254121

T Guy wrote:
> 
> On Tuesday, 21 February 2017 07:21:24 UTC, The Starmaker  wrote:
> > Gronk wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > > >
> > > > which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > > >
> > > > which shoulder is the Devil on?
> > >
> > > Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> >
> >
> > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > detector to his left shoulder,
> > or his right shoulder?
> 
> Neither. Try the wrist - there's more of a chance of getting a pulse reading there.

Okay...which wrist, left wrist or rights ristsh?

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#2254548

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> T Guy wrote:
> >
> > On Tuesday, 21 February 2017 07:21:24 UTC, The Starmaker  wrote:
> > > Gronk wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > > > >
> > > > > which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > > > >
> > > > > which shoulder is the Devil on?
> > > >
> > > > Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> > >
> > >
> > > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > > detector to his left shoulder,
> > > or his right shoulder?
> >
> > Neither. Try the wrist - there's more of a chance of getting a pulse reading there.
> 
> Okay...which wrist, left wrist or rights ristsh?


It's like asking "Which way do I insert the battery?"


If you insert the battery the wrong way...it won't work.

You have the Angel on one side and

the Devil on the other side.


Angel/Devil
Good/Bad
Positive/Negative
+/-

Okay...which wrist, left wrist or rights ristsh?

First, if you to know which side the Devil is on...

then you have to attach the lie detector to the side the Devil is on.

Lie detector administrators and manufacturers don't have this kind of information, they don't know which wrist to put it on! 

You ask them they say, "Either one, what difference does it make???"

You ask them, "Don't you want to catch the murderer?"

And they say "Yes!"


And you ask them, "Don't you want to attach it to the side where the murderer is at???"


And they respond, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SIDE WHERE THE MURDERER IS AT????"

	
And you're mumbling to yourself..."This is unbelivable, these guys don't know what the fuck they are doing!"


I went to McDonalds and ask the spanish girl for a hambuger and she asked me "What's a hamburger?"


So, she asked the girl on the register on her left, "This guy wants a hamburger, what is that?"



Anybody know which side the Devil is on?



Maybe there are a few...salt throwers out there.


Maybe...even...one of you is a ....murderer.

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#2254226

On Tuesday, February 21, 2017 at 3:21:24 PM UTC+8, The Starmaker wrote:
> Gronk wrote:
> > 
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > >
> > > which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > >
> > > which shoulder is the Devil on?
> > 
> > Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> 
> 
> If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> detector to his left shoulder,
> or his right shoulder?

This you have to ask yourself since you are probably one...

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#2257006

The Starmaker wrote:
> Gronk wrote:
>>
>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
>>>
>>> which shoulder is the Angel on, and
>>>
>>> which shoulder is the Devil on?
>>
>> Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
>
>
> If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> detector to his left shoulder,
> or his right shoulder?
>

What was the middle one again?

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#2257607

Gronk wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> > Gronk wrote:
> >>
> >> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> >>>
> >>> which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> >>>
> >>> which shoulder is the Devil on?
> >>
> >> Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> >
> >
> > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > detector to his left shoulder,
> > or his right shoulder?
> >
> 
> What was the middle one again?


There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.

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#2258218

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Gronk wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > Gronk wrote:
> > >>
> > >> The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > >>>
> > >>> which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > >>>
> > >>> which shoulder is the Devil on?
> > >>
> > >> Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> > >
> > >
> > > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > > detector to his left shoulder,
> > > or his right shoulder?
> > >
> >
> > What was the middle one again?
> 
> There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.


Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..


The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
That's all there is to it.


If you get your girlfriend angry..
and you want to make up with her..
because you hurt her feelings..

do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?

You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
negative, has no feelings..

you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
positive side.


You don't want to approach her negative side...


So, I go back:

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#2258223

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > Gronk wrote:
> > >
> > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > Gronk wrote:
> > > >>
> > > >> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > >>> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > > >>>
> > > >>> which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > > >>>
> > > >>> which shoulder is the Devil on?
> > > >>
> > > >> Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > > > detector to his left shoulder,
> > > > or his right shoulder?
> > > >
> > >
> > > What was the middle one again?
> >
> > There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
> 
> Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
> 
> The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
> That's all there is to it.
> 
> If you get your girlfriend angry..
> and you want to make up with her..
> because you hurt her feelings..
> 
> do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
> 
> You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
> negative, has no feelings..
> 
> you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
> positive side.
> 
> You don't want to approach her negative side...
> 
> So, I go back:

If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
detector to his left shoulder,
or his right shoulder?


Who commited the Murder, the Angel or the Devil?


Whose feelings did you hurt, the Angel or ....the Devil?

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#2258231

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > Gronk wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > Gronk wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >>> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> which shoulder is the Devil on?
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > > > > detector to his left shoulder,
> > > > > or his right shoulder?
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > What was the middle one again?
> > >
> > > There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
> >
> > Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
> >
> > The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
> > That's all there is to it.
> >
> > If you get your girlfriend angry..
> > and you want to make up with her..
> > because you hurt her feelings..
> >
> > do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
> >
> > You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
> > negative, has no feelings..
> >
> > you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
> > positive side.
> >
> > You don't want to approach her negative side...
> >
> > So, I go back:
> 
> If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> detector to his left shoulder,
> or his right shoulder?
> 
> Who commited the Murder, the Angel or the Devil?
> 
> Whose feelings did you hurt, the Angel or ....the Devil?


it's a good thing her vagina is in the middle otherwise you never get
in...

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#2258829

T Guy wrote:
> 
> On Wednesday, 1 March 2017 17:47:33 UTC, The Starmaker  wrote:
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > > Gronk wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > Gronk wrote:
> > > > >>
> > > > >> The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > >>> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> which shoulder is the Devil on?
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > > > > detector to his left shoulder,
> > > > > or his right shoulder?
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > What was the middle one again?
> > >
> > > There exist only Love and Hate....there is no middle.
> >
> >
> > Okay, I see you people don't understand this Angel Devil business..
> >
> >
> > The Angel is on one side, the Devil is on the other side, that's it!
> > That's all there is to it.
> >
> >
> > If you get your girlfriend angry..
> > and you want to make up with her..
> > because you hurt her feelings..
> >
> > do you kiss her on her left side or her right side?
> >
> > You don't want to approach her Devil side because it is evil, bad,
> > negative, has no feelings..
> >
> > you want to approach her Angel side..that is the side that got hurt. Her
> > positive side.
> >
> >
> > You don't want to approach her negative side...
> 
> Oh, now I see why you asked the question initially.




No, I'm just pointing out the the Angel on one shoulder and the Devil on the other shoulder are real entities.

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#2258227 — Something keep crapping on your shoulder

On Sunday, February 19, 2017 at 6:27:19 PM UTC-6, The Starmaker wrote:
> Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> [...]


You hear imaginary voices? Seek psychiatric help.

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