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Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders

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The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> T Guy wrote:
> >
> > On Tuesday, 21 February 2017 07:21:24 UTC, The Starmaker  wrote:
> > > Gronk wrote:
> > > >
> > > > The Starmaker wrote:
> > > > > Okay, there is an Angel and the Devil on your shoulders...
> > > > >
> > > > > which shoulder is the Angel on, and
> > > > >
> > > > > which shoulder is the Devil on?
> > > >
> > > > Since it is all relative, it makes no difference.
> > >
> > >
> > > If a murderer is given a lie detector test, do you attach the lie
> > > detector to his left shoulder,
> > > or his right shoulder?
> >
> > Neither. Try the wrist - there's more of a chance of getting a pulse reading there.
> 
> Okay...which wrist, left wrist or rights ristsh?


It's like asking "Which way do I insert the battery?"


If you insert the battery the wrong way...it won't work.

You have the Angel on one side and

the Devil on the other side.


Angel/Devil
Good/Bad
Positive/Negative
+/-

Okay...which wrist, left wrist or rights ristsh?

First, if you to know which side the Devil is on...

then you have to attach the lie detector to the side the Devil is on.

Lie detector administrators and manufacturers don't have this kind of information, they don't know which wrist to put it on! 

You ask them they say, "Either one, what difference does it make???"

You ask them, "Don't you want to catch the murderer?"

And they say "Yes!"


And you ask them, "Don't you want to attach it to the side where the murderer is at???"


And they respond, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE SIDE WHERE THE MURDERER IS AT????"

	
And you're mumbling to yourself..."This is unbelivable, these guys don't know what the fuck they are doing!"


I went to McDonalds and ask the spanish girl for a hambuger and she asked me "What's a hamburger?"


So, she asked the girl on the register on her left, "This guy wants a hamburger, what is that?"



Anybody know which side the Devil is on?



Maybe there are a few...salt throwers out there.


Maybe...even...one of you is a ....murderer.

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Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-19 16:27 -0800
  Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders hhyapster@gmail.com - 2017-02-19 18:17 -0800
    Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders hypatiab7 <hypatiab7@comcast.net> - 2017-02-19 23:15 -0800
  Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-20 22:43 -0700
    Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-20 23:21 -0800
      Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-21 11:06 -0800
      Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-21 13:25 -0800
        Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-22 11:24 -0800
      Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders hhyapster@gmail.com - 2017-02-21 18:14 -0800
      Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders Gronk <invalid@invalid.invalid> - 2017-02-26 22:47 -0700
        Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-02-28 00:16 -0800
          Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 09:48 -0800
            Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 09:55 -0800
              Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-01 10:12 -0800
            Re: Angel and the Devil on your shoulders The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2017-03-02 10:26 -0800
  Something keep crapping on your shoulder Davej <galt_57@hotmail.com> - 2017-03-01 10:05 -0800

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