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  Jesus rose from the dead  The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 12:01 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 15:39 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 19:23 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead Serigo <invalid@invalid.com> - 2016-09-24 22:21 -0500
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead djheydt@kithrup.com (Dorothy J Heydt) - 2016-09-25 03:36 +0000
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-25 02:45 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-25 02:43 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 00:57 +0000
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead John Locke <johnnydemon666@demonmail.com> - 2016-09-24 18:12 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 19:24 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 20:55 -0700
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-25 02:46 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-24 18:14 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 19:25 -0700
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead Kevrob <kevrob@my-deja.com> - 2016-09-24 20:56 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead "a425couple" <a425couple@hotmail.com> - 2016-09-24 19:53 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 16:52 +0000
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-25 22:17 -0700
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-26 00:32 -0700
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead quarke.e2@gmail.com - 2016-09-30 14:17 -0700
                Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-30 19:07 -0700
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:41 -0700
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-29 23:58 -0700
                Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-30 00:45 -0700
            Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-30 20:48 +0000
              Re: Jesus rose from the dead The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> - 2016-09-30 15:17 -0700
                Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-10-01 00:10 +0000
                Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-30 19:09 -0700
        Re: Jesus rose from the dead Cloud Hobbit <youngblood2949@gmail.com> - 2016-09-26 00:03 -0700
          Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-26 12:58 +0000
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-09-24 19:20 -0700
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead Kurt <passerby31416@gmail.com> - 2016-09-24 20:05 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead Smiler <smiler@jo.king> - 2016-09-25 16:53 +0000
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead HGW <hw@....> - 2016-09-27 20:27 +1000
    Re: Jesus rose from the dead Kurt <passerby31416@gmail.com> - 2016-09-30 19:22 -0700
      Re: Jesus rose from the dead hhyapster@gmail.com - 2016-10-03 19:07 -0700

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#2172926 — Jesus rose from the dead

Jesus rose 
from the dead to
spread the word
to aliens on
other planets.

Jesus just goes on
constantly incarnating and 
dying on different aliens planets...

spreading the word of God
like a good Christian should.


Jesus is probably right now
walking on water on some
underground ocean on another planet.

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#2172960

The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> Jesus rose
> from the dead to
> spread the word
> to aliens on
> other planets.
> 
> Jesus just goes on
> constantly incarnating and
> dying on different aliens planets...
> 
> spreading the word of God
> like a good Christian should.
> 
> Jesus is probably right now
> walking on water on some
> underground ocean on another planet.


You know, it's possible
that an atheist manages to slip by
and enter Heaven...
but God is checking everybody out
and if God sees an atheist tryin 
to get in..God is going to tell him,

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"

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#2173044

On Sunday, September 25, 2016 at 6:39:40 AM UTC+8, The Starmaker wrote:
> The Starmaker wrote:
> > 
> > Jesus rose
> > from the dead to
> > spread the word
> > to aliens on
> > other planets.
> > 
> > Jesus just goes on
> > constantly incarnating and
> > dying on different aliens planets...
> > 
> > spreading the word of God
> > like a good Christian should.
> > 
> > Jesus is probably right now
> > walking on water on some
> > underground ocean on another planet.
> 
> 
> You know, it's possible
> that an atheist manages to slip by
> and enter Heaven...

It is impossible because there is no such thing as heaven.
Quit trying to con people....

> but God is checking everybody out
> and if God sees an atheist tryin 
> to get in..God is going to tell him,
> 
> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?" - doorman?

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#2173066

On 9/24/2016 5:39 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> The Starmaker wrote:
>>
>> Jesus rose
>> from the dead to
>> spread the word
>> to aliens on
>> other planets.

>> Jesus just goes on
>> constantly incarnating and
>> dying on different aliens planets...
>>
>> spreading the word of God
>> like a good Christian should.
>>
>> Jesus is probably right now
>> walking on water on some
>> underground ocean on another planet.
>

> You know, it's possible
> that an atheist manages to slip by
> and enter Heaven...
> but God is checking everybody out
> and if God sees an atheist tryin
> to get in..God is going to tell him,
>
> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
>

GOD dosen't say "fuck"  He says "JESUS CHRIST !!"

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#2173072

In article <ns7fr9$16a0$1@gioia.aioe.org>, Serigo  <invalid@invalid.com> wrote:
>On 9/24/2016 5:39 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
>> The Starmaker wrote:
>>>
>>> Jesus rose
>>> from the dead to
>>> spread the word
>>> to aliens on
>>> other planets.
>
>>> Jesus just goes on
>>> constantly incarnating and
>>> dying on different aliens planets...
>>>
>>> spreading the word of God
>>> like a good Christian should.
>>>
>>> Jesus is probably right now
>>> walking on water on some
>>> underground ocean on another planet.
>>
>
>> You know, it's possible
>> that an atheist manages to slip by
>> and enter Heaven...
>> but God is checking everybody out
>> and if God sees an atheist tryin
>> to get in..God is going to tell him,
>>
>> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
>>
>
>GOD dosen't say "fuck"  He says "JESUS CHRIST !!"

Or, "Stop that, in the name of Me."

-- 
Dorothy J. Heydt
Vallejo, California
djheydt at gmail dot com

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#2173140

On Sunday, September 25, 2016 at 11:45:04 AM UTC+8, Dorothy J Heydt wrote:
> In article <ns7fr9$16a0$1@gioia.aioe.org>, Serigo  <invalid@invalid.com> wrote:
> >On 9/24/2016 5:39 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> >> The Starmaker wrote:
> >>>
> >>> Jesus rose
> >>> from the dead to
> >>> spread the word
> >>> to aliens on
> >>> other planets.
> >
> >>> Jesus just goes on
> >>> constantly incarnating and
> >>> dying on different aliens planets...
> >>>
> >>> spreading the word of God
> >>> like a good Christian should.
> >>>
> >>> Jesus is probably right now
> >>> walking on water on some
> >>> underground ocean on another planet.
> >>
> >
> >> You know, it's possible
> >> that an atheist manages to slip by
> >> and enter Heaven...
> >> but God is checking everybody out
> >> and if God sees an atheist tryin
> >> to get in..God is going to tell him,
> >>
> >> "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
> >>
> >
> >GOD dosen't say "fuck"  He says "JESUS CHRIST !!"
> 
> Or, "Stop that, in the name of Me."

Stop the fucking???
Human can't do that, or we won't have people a few generations later....
> 
> -- 
> Dorothy J. Heydt
> Vallejo, California
> djheydt at gmail dot com

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#2173139

On Sunday, September 25, 2016 at 11:21:24 AM UTC+8, Serigo wrote:
> On 9/24/2016 5:39 PM, The Starmaker wrote:
> > The Starmaker wrote:
> >>
> >> Jesus rose
> >> from the dead to
> >> spread the word
> >> to aliens on
> >> other planets.
> 
> >> Jesus just goes on
> >> constantly incarnating and
> >> dying on different aliens planets...
> >>
> >> spreading the word of God
> >> like a good Christian should.
> >>
> >> Jesus is probably right now
> >> walking on water on some
> >> underground ocean on another planet.
> >
> 
> > You know, it's possible
> > that an atheist manages to slip by
> > and enter Heaven...
> > but God is checking everybody out
> > and if God sees an atheist tryin
> > to get in..God is going to tell him,
> >
> > "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE??"
> >
> 
> GOD dosen't say "fuck"  He says "JESUS CHRIST !!"

Is that same as proto=pixie said: "God fucked Jesus Christ!"?

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#2173015

On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

> Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.

That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.

<snip more nonsense>

-- 
Smiler, The godless one.
aa #2279
Gods are all tailored to order. They are made 
to exactly fit the prejudices of the believer.

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#2173017

On Sun, 25 Sep 2016 00:57:53 +0000 (UTC), Smiler <smiler@jo.king>
wrote:

>On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>
>> Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
>
>That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
>Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
>
..this troll is really bonkers. He's got his imaginary Jesus preaching
to sinful microbes on alien planets. I don't think even Androol or
Hemoriod have stretched the Jesus nonsense that far.

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#2173046

On Sunday, September 25, 2016 at 9:12:46 AM UTC+8, John Locke wrote:
> On Sun, 25 Sep 2016 00:57:53 +0000 (UTC), Smiler <smiler@jo.king>
> wrote:
> 
> >On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> >> Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
> >
> >That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> >Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> >
> ..this troll is really bonkers. He's got his imaginary Jesus preaching
> to sinful microbes on alien planets. I don't think even Androol or
> Hemoriod have stretched the Jesus nonsense that far.

Each of them has different fantasy....

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#2173074

John Locke wrote:
> 
> On Sun, 25 Sep 2016 00:57:53 +0000 (UTC), Smiler <smiler@jo.king>
> wrote:
> 
> >On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> >> Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
> >
> >That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> >Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> >
> ..this troll is really bonkers. He's got his imaginary Jesus preaching
> to sinful microbes on alien planets. I don't think even Androol or
> Hemoriod have stretched the Jesus nonsense that far.


What are you tryin to say, aliens from other planets are all atheist??
There are certaintly not all atheist on Earth.

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#2173141

On Sunday, September 25, 2016 at 11:54:58 AM UTC+8, The Starmaker wrote:
> John Locke wrote:
> > 
> > On Sun, 25 Sep 2016 00:57:53 +0000 (UTC), Smiler <smiler@jo.king>
> > wrote:
> > 
> > >On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> > >
> > >> Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
> > >
> > >That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> > >Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> > >
> > ..this troll is really bonkers. He's got his imaginary Jesus preaching
> > to sinful microbes on alien planets. I don't think even Androol or
> > Hemoriod have stretched the Jesus nonsense that far.
> 
> 
> What are you tryin to say, aliens from other planets are all atheist??

Why not? Human are all born atheists....

> There are certaintly not all atheist on Earth.

With education marching on, religion cannot con people all the time!!!!

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#2173018

Smiler wrote:
> 
> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
> 
> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.



Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't seem much)


Maybe this would help..


http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html


https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0


http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer

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#2173047

On Sunday, September 25, 2016 at 9:14:37 AM UTC+8, The Starmaker wrote:
> Smiler wrote:
> > 
> > On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> > 
> > > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
> > 
> > That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> > Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> 
> 
> 
> Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't seem much)

What the fuck is the Jewish tale got to do with other human race?
> 
> 
> Maybe this would help..
> 
> 
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html
> 
> 
> https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0
> 
> 
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer

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#2173077

On Saturday, September 24, 2016 at 10:25:47 PM UTC-4, hhya...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Sunday, September 25, 2016 at 9:14:37 AM UTC+8, The Starmaker wrote:
> > Smiler wrote:
> > > 
> > > On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> > > 
> > > > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
> > > 
> > > That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> > > Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.

*mucker has been crossposting into the science fiction newsgroups.

Guess what, *m, Philip Jose Farmer got there years
before you started drooling on your keyboard.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_on_Mars 

> > Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't seem much)
> 
> What the fuck is the Jewish tale got to do with other human race?

Ghod would say "Medammit!"

Kevin R

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#2173056

"The Starmaker" <starmaker@ix.netcom.com> wrote in message ...
> Smiler wrote:
>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other planets.
>>
>> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
>> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
>
> Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't seem 
> much)
>
> Maybe this would help..
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html

Tough to argue with:
"Who was Jesus of Nazareth? What was he like? For more than 2,000 years,
people and groups of varying convictions have pondered these questions and
done their best to answer them. The significance of the subject is apparent.
From the late Roman Empire all the way to our own time, no continuously
existing institution or belief system has wielded as much influence as
Christianity, no figure as much as Jesus."

> https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer

But then, Arthur C. Clarke would not approve. 

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#2173277

On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:

> Smiler wrote:
>> 
>> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
>> 
>> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
>> > planets.
>> 
>> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
>> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> 
> Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't
> seem much)

My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything else 
that didn't exist.

> Maybe this would help..

<snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are 
evidence of any sort>

-- 
Smiler, The godless one.
aa #2279
Gods are all tailored to order. They are made 
to exactly fit the prejudices of the believer.

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#2173485

Smiler wrote:
> 
> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> > Smiler wrote:
> >>
> >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> >>
> >> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
> >> > planets.
> >>
> >> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> >> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> >
> > Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't
> > seem much)
> 
> My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything else
> that didn't exist.
> 
> > Maybe this would help..
> 
> <snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are
> evidence of any sort>


What I meant by "Maybe this would help..", I meant..maybe it will help others, certaintly not You.



Maybe this would help..


http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html


https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0


http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer

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#2173524

On Monday, September 26, 2016 at 1:17:10 PM UTC+8, The Starmaker wrote:
> Smiler wrote:
> > 
> > On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 18:14:53 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> > 
> > > Smiler wrote:
> > >>
> > >> On Sat, 24 Sep 2016 12:01:27 -0700, The Starmaker wrote:
> > >>
> > >> > Jesus rose from the dead to spread the word to aliens on other
> > >> > planets.
> > >>
> > >> That would be the supposed Jesus for which you have no evidence.
> > >> Beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books are NOT evidence.
> > >
> > > Well, I don't know the extent of your knowledge on Jesus..(it doesn't
> > > seem much)
> > 
> > My knowledge on that subject is the same as my knowledge on anything else
> > that didn't exist.
> > 
> > > Maybe this would help..
> > 
> > <snip links to beliefs, opinions and 'holy' books, none of which are
> > evidence of any sort>
> 
> 
> What I meant by "Maybe this would help..", I meant..maybe it will help others, certaintly not You.

What we need is this pixie of yours can help human by eliminating diseases such as zika or flood or wild fire or poverty....

No one can be fooled by all words and no action!!!!
> 
> Maybe this would help..
>  
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/courses/historical-jesus.html

Zombie can't even help itself.
> 
> 
> https://thepiratebay.org/search/ttc%20jesus/0/99/0
> 
> 
> http://www.thegreatcourses.com/category/science.html?CFM=footer

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#2175535

On Monday, September 26, 2016 at 12:32:21 AM UTC-7, hhya...@gmail.com wrote:

 
> What we need is this pixie of yours can help human by eliminating diseases 

He removed the MERSA you gave me when i asked him ...

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