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Re: Noah's Ark has been found

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On 06/06/2016 05:27, Christopher A. Lee wrote:
> On Sun, 5 Jun 2016 11:45:55 -0700, Kelsey Bjarnason
> <kbjarnason@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 05 Jun 2016 06:42:23 -0700, Wexford Eire wrote:
>>
>>> On Sunday, June 5, 2016 at 12:07:24 AM UTC-4, BAR wrote:
>>>> Science will prove Noah's Ark.
>>>
>>> "Science" has already proven that there was no universal flood, and
>>> therefore there was no arc. IT'S A BLOODY MYTH. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH
>>> YOU PEOPLE? The story makes no sense. Noah was allegedly 600 years old.
>>> Do you believe that, too? How can you? How can any mature adult read
>>> this nonsense and take any stock in it at all?  Why don't you grow up?
>>
>> The flood couldn't have happened - insufficient water.
>>
>> If there were sufficient water, it couldn't have happened anyway - too
>> much heat.
>>
>> If the heat were overcome, it couldn't have happened anyway - boats that
>> big, made of wood, cannot withstand the forces of being asea.
>>
>> If those forces were overcome, it couldn't have happened anyway - no way
>> to collect all the animals.
>>
>> If the animals were collected, it couldn't have happened anyway - no way
>> to house, feed and clean up after the animals.
>>
>> If the housing, feeding and cleaning were dealt with, it couldn't have
>> happened anyway - the carnivores would kill off the others almost
>> instantly after landing.
>>
>> If the carnivore issue were sorted out, it still couldn't have happened -
>> no way to clean up the silt-laden, salty, brackish lands and waters fast
>> enough for things to live in and on them.
>>
>> If that were sorted out, it still couldn't have happened, because the old
>> fuck doing it was 600 and limited to tools just out of the stone age,
>> where one Ken Ham in his infinite stupidity has demonstrated that even
>> with modern power equipment and millions of dollars and essentially
>> unlimited labour, it's a damn big job to build a boat that scale
>> *without* needing it to float and house umpteen billion critters and
>> their food.
>>
>> The fact that putative adults can actually believe such a story is
>> probably the single greatest indictment of the educational systems we
>> have in place.
>
> In Britain and Europe, anybody who tells the world they believe that
> nonsense, gets laughed at and publicly treated as an idiot.
>
> But for some reason, you're not supposed to do that in the USA.
>

There's a bloke building an ark in the Netherlands.

Last I heard, it had turned into a tourist attraction.

http://www.today.com/news/life-size-noahs-ark-replica-draws-tourists-netherlands-2D79452166

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Re: Noah's Ark  has been found Wexford Eire <wexford.eire.1798@gmail.com> - 2016-06-05 06:42 -0700
  Re: Noah's Ark  has been found Kurt Kurt <passerby31416@gmail.com> - 2016-06-05 10:13 -0700
    Re: Noah's Ark  has been found Wexford Eire <wexford.eire.1798@gmail.com> - 2016-06-06 05:57 -0700
  Re: Noah's Ark  has been found Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@gmail.com> - 2016-06-05 11:45 -0700
    Re: Noah's Ark  has been found Christopher A. Lee <c.lee@fairpoint.net> - 2016-06-05 14:27 -0500
      Re: Noah's Ark  has been found Kelsey Bjarnason <kbjarnason@gmail.com> - 2016-06-05 15:34 -0700
      Re: Noah's Ark has been found "Alex W." <ingilt@yahoo.co.uk> - 2016-06-06 09:46 +1000
    Re: Noah's Ark  has been found Jeanne Douglas <hlwdjsd2@NOSPAMgmail.com> - 2016-06-05 15:33 -0700
  Re: Noah's Ark  has been found "Andrew" <andrew.321remov@usa.net> - 2016-06-05 21:02 -0700
    Re: Noah's Ark  has been found Wexford Eire <wexford.eire.1798@gmail.com> - 2016-06-06 05:59 -0700

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