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Re: The failure of the unified field theory means general relativity fails.

From	The Starmaker <starmaker@ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups	sci.physics.relativity, sci.physics, alt.fan.rush-limbaugh
Subject	Re: The failure of the unified field theory means general relativity fails.
Date	2024-06-28 09:45 -0700
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The Starmaker wrote:
> 
> The Starmaker wrote:
> >
> > Now, I know mosts of yous have no idea what 'the unified field theory'
> > IS, or what it even looks like...
> >
> > I saw it on a blackboard.
> >
> > It's a transporter.
> >
> > Instead of shooting
> > a rocket to the Moon..
> > you just transport
> > the rocket to the Moon.
> >
> > Simply put,
> >
> > you dematerialize the rocket here, and
> > you materialize it on the Moon.
> >
> > That is what Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory is all about.
> >
> > More Simply put, it gets you from here to there.
> 
> On July 22, 1943, Albert Einstein was in Philadelphia giving testimony in the trial of Gerhart Eisler, on that same date July 22, 1943   the "Philadelphia Experiment,"
> where a ship from Philadelphis teleported to Norfolk , Virginia.   Coincidence????
> 
> Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory is all about...telepotation.
> 
> I mean, Albert Einstein wrote a teleportation article in Scientific American on April 1950 before it got out about the "Philadelphia Experiment".
> 
> If everybody had a portable teleport machine...the world would be upside down.
> 
> "Beam me one of those girls to my bedroom before my wife gets home...throw in an ounce of weed Pablo Escarbor."
> 
> I guess a teleport machine is worst than an atomic bomb.
> 
> I guess Albert Einstein was thinking of teleporting to Mars before everybody blows themselves up with his atomic bombs.
> 

Of course you need a sender and a receiver 'telportation machines',
otherwise you can get stuck somewhere in the Twilight Zone.

(I know in China they are already expermenting with Dr. Albert
Einstein's Unified Field Theory Teleportation Machine)

I can teleport myself anywhere in the world? Is your wife home now?

Amazon Teleporting Shipping Same Second Delivery! (i haven't even
finished typing my order and it's already delivered!)autocomplete?

Is your wife home now? I cannot think of anywhere in the world I wanna
be but fucking your wife.

That can explain why Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory
Teleportation Machine was...shelved by him.

Albert Einstein said to himself, 'Oh well, back to my Depopulation
Machine! Send those fuckin Germans to Heaven!

Simply put, it gets you from here to heaven.

(if you ask me it's a little messy)

Is your wife home now? 

If you're at work, can you let me know?

i'll be in and out in a second.

What would you do with a Dr. Albert Einstein's Unified Field Theory
Teleportation Machine???

Is your wife home now? 

-- 
The Starmaker -- To question the unquestionable, ask the unaskable,
to think the unthinkable, mention the unmentionable, say the unsayable, 
and challenge the unchallengeable.

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